RedYoshi Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 "Realistic" seems to be an overused word of late, but not always correctly it seems. So here's a shot. We may, or may not, stay up. We'll win some games. We'll lose some games. We'll probably even draw some games. Until we need more points than are available, we are not relegated. The result in the very next game will not determine our fate, until we've played at least 37 games. It is physically and mentally possible to concentrate on both our own results as well as those of teams around us (contrary to popular belief). We'll continue to meaninglessly debate the benefits of certain tactical decisions, and team selections, without any chance of proving any of us right, though with a small possibility of proving some of us wrong. We'll still be here next season. We'll still have a team to cheer on next season. We'll still cheer on our team this season. The pies will still, subjectively, be pretty shit. Match fixing seems to be catching on, so we could always try that. O'Driscoll will be sacked within the next 4 home games if we score less than 5 goals in the first 20% of the opening 43 minutes in all games against teams starting with a C. I know what you did last summer. Ok, so I may have lost my grip on the realism towards the end there, but I think it was a good effort in general. Any more for any more? Most importantly, we'll all hear a lot more of this: COME ON YOU REDS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 "Realistic" seems to be an overused word of late, but not always correctly it seems. So here's a shot. We may, or may not, stay up. We'll win some games. We'll lose some games. We'll probably even draw some games. Until we need more points than are available, we are not relegated. The result in the very next game will not determine our fate, until we've played at least 37 games. It is physically and mentally possible to concentrate on both our own results as well as those of teams around us (contrary to popular belief). We'll continue to meaninglessly debate the benefits of certain tactical decisions, and team selections, without any chance of proving any of us right, though with a small possibility of proving some of us wrong. We'll still be here next season. We'll still have a team to cheer on next season. We'll still cheer on our team this season. The pies will still, subjectively, be pretty shit. <--------------- Match fixing seems to be catching on, so we could always try that. O'Driscoll will be sacked within the next 4 home games if we score less than 5 goals in the first 20% of the opening 43 minutes in all games against teams starting with a C. I know what you did last summer. Ok, so I may have lost my grip on the realism towards the end there, but I think it was a good effort in general. Any more for any more? Most importantly, we'll all hear a lot more of this: COME ON YOU REDS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFCBristolRed Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Spot on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Complete and utter rubbish!! The balti pies are actually rather palatable nowadays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Complete and utter rubbish!! The balti pies are actually rather palatable nowadays! Now you’re being silly. You’ve got to go to West Brom for good Balti pies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 You're unreal, man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Death is inevitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilC Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Death is inevitable. For the OP? That's a bit extreme... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 For the OP? That's a bit extreme... Twas a general statement, let's just let this thread darken the world while other threads spread joy across the make believe lands of otib-ia, the tooth fairy does not exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedYoshi Posted February 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 For the OP? That's a bit extreme... True though, and much more like it! At some point, the sun will explode. In the meantime, it will rise again in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Elton John's hair is not real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Lewis Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 The queen is a shape shifting alien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 True though, and much more like it! At some point, the sun will explode. In the meantime, it will rise again in the morning. Probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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