Toblerone Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Sags set to sell Brunt to Juventus. Findus said to be preparing a bid for the rest of the squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderbeans Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 I'm confused by this whole post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Brunt ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toblerone Posted April 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Findus sell food with horsemeat in it. Juventus was the only club I could think of that ended in -us. Kind of lost the whole point now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toblerone Posted April 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Brunt ? Isn't he the new wunderkind striker over at the slagheap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Isn't he the new wunderkind striker over at the slagheap? That we rejected... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 I think that joke has Fray Bentos in there somewhere, not Findus. But it's so old I've forgotten just how it goes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sglosbcfc Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 It's the way he tells 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to the rhythm Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Findus sell food with horsemeat in it. Juventus was the only club I could think of that ended in -us. Kind of lost the whole point now Is this officially the worst joke in the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Is this officially the worst joke in the world? It's certainly in the top 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxy27 Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Is this officially the worst joke in the world? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Sags set to sell Brunt to Juventus. Findus said to be preparing a bid for the rest of the squad. You could change this to: Sags are set to sell thingy Brunt to Juventus The rest of the donkeys are being sold to Findus. I still don't think it makes sense due to the Juventus bit but its probably easier to understand than the original joke. I admire your efforts though mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 This joke has actually put a dampner on my afternoon. A joke's never done that to me before. It is truly terrible but I have to admire the creator of it for having the sheer cheek and audacity to publish it for public consumption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 This joke has actually put a dampner on my afternoon. A joke's never done that to me before. It is truly terrible but I have to admire the creator of it for having the sheer cheek and audacity to publish it for public consumption. Should it carry a health warning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Sags set to sell Brunt to Juventus. Findus said to be preparing a bid for the rest of the squad. If this is how relegation affects people we'd better not let it happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Should it carry a health warning? 'This joke may cause the brain to spasm violently' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Should it carry a health warning? It should be marked as "hazardous" and then disposed of in the correct manner by someone wearing the appropriate safety clothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 COMEDIC EEL HAS SPOKEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frome Red Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 WTF that has to be the worst joke posted in the history of otib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 WTF that has to be the worst joke posted in the history of otib Are you sure? I thought the worst joke was "give del more time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toblerone Posted April 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 I know far worse but nothing to do with Football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 This is brilliant!!! I think the 'nothing to do with football' problem can be overlooked for the sake of the continuation of this thread, Salisbury Red.. I am trying to think up a mood dehancing joke myself but just don't seem to have it in me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toblerone Posted April 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 I was behind Good King Wenceslas in Domino's Pizza the other night. I'm sure it was him, he asked for his usual - deep pan, crisp and even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toblerone Posted April 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Which brings me on to the REAL reason that McInnes was fired. Just before he left the players turned up for training and found eleven dustbins on the pitch. our Derek's idea was that the practised dribbling and passing around the bins together the hang of it before they had to play against real people in a match. BAD IDEA DEL, the bins were 3 up after half an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Corner Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 I say I say I say, I say I say I say,,,,,,,,,,Fred Elliot trying to start a joke.(need to watch corrie to get this one) this thread should become the bad joke thread, I think mines worse the the op's, can anyone do worse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manon Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 I am curious to know: A) how long you took to formulate this little piece of genius. B) how long you debated whether to post the thread. C) how amusing you still judge it to be on a scale if 1-10. D) whether you've sent a request to admin for change if username yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toblerone Posted April 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 A) known it years B) milliseconds C) -1 D) why would I do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 A) known it years B) milliseconds C) -1 D) why would I do that? You haven't known this joke for years, you were up all night on Friday, carefully formulating it like some kind of twisted scientist. Now you nurture it like a child and read it a bed time story at night before tucking it in so that it is fresh and well rested for when you unleash it,snarling and chomping on the bit, on the public each morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 You haven't known this joke for years, you were up all night on Friday, carefully formulating it like some kind of twisted scientist. Now you nurture it like a child and read it a bed time story at night before tucking it in so that it is fresh and well rested for when you unleash it,snarling and chomping on the bit, on the public each morning Originally about Tommy Docherty and Bill Shankly. The Doc, managing a desperately poor Man Ure team, asks Shanks' advice, plays against the dustbins, phones back "I can't thank you enough, Bill, we only lost 3-0". Circa 1972? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted April 21, 2013 Report Share Posted April 21, 2013 Originally about Tommy Docherty and Bill Shankly. The Doc, managing a desperately poor Man Ure team, asks Shanks' advice, plays against the dustbins, phones back "I can't thank you enough, Bill, we only lost 3-0". Circa 197 I was talking about the original op's "joke"...crossed wires I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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