The dastardly red Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I met otib legend Monkeh in the Clarence last night. He'd had a few and started shouting "I'm Monkeh, don't you know who I am? I'm Monkeh" He also told me that posting on here feels like a full time job to him and started banging on about how his intellect is a constant bruden. It's a bit odd when you meet someone who you normally only read. Anyway hope your head's not too bad today mucka!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I met otib legend Monkeh in the Clarence last night. He'd had a few and started shouting "I'm Monkeh, don't you know who I am? I'm Monkeh" He also told me that posting on here feels like a full time job to him and started banging on about how his intellect is a constant bruden. It's a bit odd when you meet someone who you normally only read. Anyway hope your head's not too bad today mucka!!! I expect it is hurting from pulling it out of the boards ass Only joking Monkeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fka dagest Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I met otib legend Monkeh in the Clarence last night. He'd had a few and started shouting "I'm Monkeh, don't you know who I am? I'm Monkeh" He also told me that posting on here feels like a full time job to him and started banging on about how his intellect is a constant bruden. It's a bit odd when you meet someone who you normally only read. Anyway hope your head's not too bad today mucka!!! I can easily imagine how his intellect is a constant bruden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I can easily imagine how his intellect is a constant bruden. haha oops, his actual word was burden!!! but you knew that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I met otib legend Monkeh in the Clarence last night. He'd had a few and started shouting "I'm Monkeh, don't you know who I am? I'm Monkeh" He also told me that posting on here feels like a full time job to him and started banging on about how his intellect is a constant bruden. It's a bit odd when you meet someone who you normally only read. Anyway hope your head's not too bad today mucka!!! How did you know it was him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Legend? Why? Cus he probably has the highest daily post count ever?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 How did you know it was him? Well, he kept going on about himself " I'm monkeh this, I'm Monkeh that" as soon as I told him I visit the site he kept going on about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Legend? Why? Cus he probably has the highest daily post count ever?! He told me he was a legend, and I just went with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I met otib legend Monkeh in the Clarence last night. He'd had a few and started shouting "I'm Monkeh, don't you know who I am? I'm Monkeh" He also told me that posting on here feels like a full time job to him and started banging on about how his intellect is a constant bruden. It's a bit odd when you meet someone who you normally only read. Anyway hope your head's not too bad today mucka!!! :laugh: I was in the plough last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Now, I thought I knew all the City fans who drank in the Clarence, as all other sports fans in there are Welsh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I was in the plough last night me too at some point, this is getting confusing.. don't you remember chatting in the Clarence? I bought you a whiskey dry and we sang City til I die, was late by that point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 me too at some point, this is getting confusing.. don't you remember chatting in the Clarence? I bought you a whiskey dry and we sang City til I die, was late by that point I don't drink whiskey and I was only out til 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 me too at some point, this is getting confusing.. don't you remember chatting in the Clarence? I bought you a whiskey dry and we sang City til I die, was late by that point So somebody is pretending to be Monkeh? Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 So somebody is pretending to be Monkeh? Why? Right, so that definately wasn't you in the pub then. Why the hell would someone pretend to be Monkeh? very strange. i honestly feel a bit strange that I was talking to an imposter. Well I'm relieved in a sense as I thought the bloke was a bit of a prat but didn't want to say. Now I know he's not the real Monkeh I can say what I want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Right, so that definately wasn't you in the pub then. Why the hell would someone pretend to be Monkeh? very strange. i honestly feel a bit strange that I was talking to an imposter. Well I'm relieved in a sense as I thought the bloke was a bit of a prat but didn't want to say. Now I know he's not the real Monkeh I can say what I want. Odd indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I'm Monkeh! Can I point out you were actually both in the Plough on the same night and beer affects memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I'm Monkeh! Can I point out you were actually both in the Plough on the same night and beer affects memory. Haha I wasn't actually drinking last night I was on call hence the early night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I'm Monkeh! Can I point out you were actually both in the Plough on the same night and beer affects memory. was it you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Posset red Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I was in the plough last night ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 I was in the plough last night ..... How's Derrick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 How's Derrick? The same, when I was chatting to him anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 The same, when I was chatting to him anyway Careful, you know he's a gas head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screech Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Did you buy the Monkeh imposter a drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Barb's gas as well isn't she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Did you buy the Monkeh imposter a drink? whiskey and dry... I feel a bit cheated now! Mind you he almost got us into a fight told this girl she was "a right sort" in front of her fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 We have a dangerous person on the loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 We have a dangerous person on the loose. bit of a liability after a few but probs harmless enough off the drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Careful, you know he's a gas head! Aye that he is , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 was it you? This one only works if everybody else stands up too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 This one only works if everybody else stands up too. come again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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