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Old joke - an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are asked "what is true happiness?"

The Englishman says "sitting at Lord's with your mates, supping a pint of ale and watching England thrashing the Aussies"

The Frenchman says, "no, it's a superb meal with champagne, followed by a night of passionate love with a beautiful woman".

The Russian says, "no, you're both wrong. True happiness is when the Secret Police knock on your door at three in the morning and say 'Ivan Ivanovitch, you are under arrest for crimes against the state' and you say, 'sorry, comrade, but I'm Boris Borisovitch. Ivan Ivanovitch lives next door'."

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