class_not_gas Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 He won't be there!!!!!!!!! The sex pest or dancing fanny ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 The sex pest or dancing fanny ? Dancing 'I get to games when I can because I'm usually too busy on your forum' Danny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 like........steward stood on my hedghog Did he? Bar steward, says Horace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodEmperor Palpatine Posted August 21, 2013 Report Share Posted August 21, 2013 Toucher Jason arrested for fingering dancing danny in the east end toilets You forgot Iwastherebutreallywasnt in Orgy with prancing danny and bittergas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 City slickers (it's always slickers when we do well ) hammer Ragged Rovers A First half hattrick from Sam Baldock destroyed the game plan of ex.City boss John Ward as hé managed to squeeze the ball through the side window of the caravan that was parked on the Rovers goal line And into the net. Three minutes later a further set back for the Gas as someone , under the nose of goalkeepet Mildenhall ,stole the caravan wheels allowing Baldock to " slot in " from 30 yards for his second. Worse was to come as a lob from the half way line caught Mildenhall by surprise as hé was in the middle of buying some lucky heather. There was no respite for Rovers in the second half ,even though Sean O'Driscoll And the city went home. Surprised that there was no opposition exCity player Clarkson volleyed into his own net from 10 yards out to make it 4 -0 to the Reds. The final nail in the Gas coffin after 30 mins of trying to score in an empty net ,a simple pass back to Kenneth was missed as hé was concentrating on eating a bacon sandwich.5-0 John Ward after the match said hé was evidently disappointed with the result but could now concentrate on relégation . Sean O'Driscoll remarked that hé really could n't give a stuff either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted August 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 City slickers (it's always slickers when we do well ) hammer Ragged Rovers A First half hattrick from Sam Baldock destroyed the game plan of ex.City boss John Ward as hé managed to squeeze the ball through the side window of the caravan that was parked on the Rovers goal line And into the net. Three minutes later a further set back for the Gas as someone , under the nose of goalkeepet Mildenhall ,stole the caravan wheels allowing Baldock to " slot in " from 30 yards for his second. Worse was to come as a lob from the half way line caught Mildenhall by surprise as hé was in the middle of buying some lucky heather. There was no respite for Rovers in the second half ,even though Sean O'Driscoll And the city went home. Surprised that there was no opposition exCity player Clarkson volleyed into his own net from 10 yards out to make it 4 -0 to the Reds. The final nail in the Gas coffin after 30 mins of trying to score in an empty net ,a simple pass back to Kenneth was missed as hé was concentrating on eating a bacon sandwich.5-0 John Ward after the match said hé was evidently disappointed with the result but could now concentrate on relégation . Sean O'Driscoll remarked that hé really could n't give a stuff either way. Shit...that's one hell of a topic title............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Shit...that's one hell of a topic title............. You should see the match report ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjd Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Hedgehog thrown out and band for running onto the pitch and slide tackling Kenneth to the ground causing a earth quake . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted August 22, 2013 Admin Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 My relief that I couldn't get a ticket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodEmperor Palpatine Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Hedgehog thrown out and band for running onto the pitch and slide tackling Kenneth to the ground causing a earth quake . With a Richter Scale of 8.9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Rovers really are **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 City slickers (it's always slickers when we do well ) hammer Ragged Rovers A First half hattrick from Sam Baldock destroyed the game plan of ex.City boss John Ward as hé managed to squeeze the ball through the side window of the caravan that was parked on the Rovers goal line And into the net. Three minutes later a further set back for the Gas as someone , under the nose of goalkeeper Mildenhall ,stole the caravan wheels allowing Baldock to " slot in " from 30 yards for his second. Worse was to come as a lob from the half way line caught Mildenhall by surprise as hé was in the middle of buying some lucky heather. There was no respite for Rovers in the second half ,even though Sean O'Driscoll And the city went home. Surprised that there was no opposition exCity player Clarkson volleyed into his own net from 10 yards out to make it 4 -0 to the Reds. The final nail in the Gas coffin after 30 mins of trying to score in an empty net ,a simple pass back to Kenneth was missed as hé was concentrating on eating a bacon sandwich.5-0 John Ward after the match said hé was evidently disappointed with the result but could now concentrate on relégation . Sean O'Driscoll remarked that hé really could n't give a stuff either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Hedgehog thrown out and band for running onto the pitch and slide tackling Kenneth to the ground causing a earth quake . I have never seen a hedgehog "band" what sort of music do they play ? God ,not drums in the EE i hope ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlokeCDP Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Not much older boys v boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted August 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Andy friggin stockhausen ! wot game was he watching ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Question for Dave L. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted August 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Question for Dave L. Too obvious...Great attempt ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 75 year old City supporter scores winner for the Robins after paying 500,000 to play in the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REBS14 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 Slow down, i cant run that fast !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 I have never seen a hedgehog "band" what sort of music do they play ? God ,not drums in the EE i hope ! There's a lot of snuffling and sorting, but the sound is really spiky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 The headline on the Post web page will read ROBBINS THRUSH PRATES If their proof-readers in Plymouth are up to their usual standard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrizzleRed Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 Pirates sunk by Jet's rocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider city red 81 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 Marlon Sends Rovers Pack-ing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider city red 81 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 Burns Night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 JET-PACK as city steam forward to smash the gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider city red 81 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 "Ive lost Derby Count-y" City record biggest win in history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I BELIEVE Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 On for the treble? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider city red 81 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 "Rovers Stumped as Fieldings Fine Leg Bails Out City" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider city red 81 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 Wynter in Wonderland as Rovers caught cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djb6162 Posted September 1, 2013 Report Share Posted September 1, 2013 Burns Night Good one but he will be in san marino unfortunately ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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