BS3_RED Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Now I know due to the fact that they have been so sh1t for years, a lot of our fans have no idea who they are or who the cart horses who play for them are. So this is the thread to inform our younger fans or those that have memories like my 5 year old daughter who the gas are and some information on the players that we will be facing ( or should I say, kicking lumps out of our better players) in a week and a half. Feel free to leave you own opinions and views. Fact 1- Their fans are delusional and believe they are the league 2 version of Barca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted August 23, 2013 Admin Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 2 Their fans make a strange noise when clapping. Caused by deformities from years of interbreeding, thus creating webbed hands and feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JammyOne Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 3 - I had imitation cocopops from Lidl for breakfast this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 4 - their fans would rather they drew and we lost on a Saturday than we both won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Club and Country Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 5 -they have there own secret tunnel to bs3, your not allowed to mention it though as they will get grouchy and show you a pic off there trainers inside the gate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 6 - they love a game of boob cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 7 - they call us shite despite the fact they have been below us for 13 years. Odd bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miah Dennehy Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 4 - their fans would rather they drew and we lost on a Saturday than we both won. Okay, that one might be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 8: UWE is going to be the best stadium ever and will guarantee champions league football in just 3 years. The stadium is so good, rovers will get a bye through league 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 9 - they love to attack families from Swindon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 6 - they love a game of boob cricket. Is that more exciting than the dross we watched today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap flinger Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 10 - they only have one song, it is about a lady of the night called Irene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3_RED Posted August 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 11 They copy everything we do http://www.brfcforum.co.uk/index.php?/topic/111070-the-teds/ Sad barstewards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3_RED Posted August 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 12 They struggle to know who is their mother and sister and in most cases they are the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Fact 10 - they only have one song, it is about a lady of the night called Irene. Fact 13 - they nicked that from another club just like their ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiz Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Rovers .....team funniest post ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakes Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 FACT 14 They are a family club - all from the same family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 A few turned up at the Gate ( in fact it must have been most of their fans) a few weeks ago armed with their cans of nats urine dispite banging on the gates, they could not suss out they were a tad early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i hate you butler Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 fact 15they are PROWED to be a gashead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Fact 16- they sing through a minutes silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolskRed Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Fact 17 They like Adidas trainers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Paul Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Now I know due to the fact that they have been so sh1t for years, a lot of our fans have no idea who they are or who the cart horses who play for them are. So this is the thread to inform our younger fans or those that have memories like my 5 year old daughter who the gas are and some information on the players that we will be facing ( or should I say, kicking lumps out of our better players) in a week and a half. Feel free to leave you own opinions and views. Fact 1- Their fans are delusional and believe they are the league 2 version of Barca Another thread on Rovers -- BS3 i think you are very sad. One thing i can add though they are not on their own when you say they have been shite for years. As you know i go to both grounds and both teams have had that privelidge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Fact 18, They have Elliott the barman up front, Johnjo from the Salvation Army and part time peg seller in midfield, fat Gary the door man at the back and are managed by old John the Landlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Fact19 only three of them are called Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Fact 20 they do actually exist ? I just looked them up online. Otib Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3 GAS Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 fact 21 - they won the last competitive derby game 1 - 0 & cling on to that lovely fact ( & will continue to do so for a week or so whilst we can ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakes Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 fact 21 - they won the last competitive derby game 1 - 0 & cling on to tha tlovely fact ( & will continue to do so for a week or so whilst we can ) Make the most of it basement boy as that is now in serious danger - nice spelling by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave to the rhythm Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 their matchday announcer is a charmless twerp called nick day. he loves receiving messages from city fans on twitter. he is @nickdaypa ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3_RED Posted August 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Another thread on Rovers -- BS3 i think you are very sad. One thing i can add though they are not on their own when you say they have been shite for years. As you know i go to both grounds and both teams have had that privelidge. Thats ok, i think your are a sad sag. Bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted August 24, 2013 Report Share Posted August 24, 2013 Fact 21 : they have a crap kit, possibly the worst on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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