Randy Marsh Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Good Morning. Today I am going to share with a you true story that happened not so long ago. I was at the height of my social lifestyle with long brunette locks which moved elegantly in the wind, it was 2011. I was partying one Sunday night ahead of an early Monday morning in work which I probably bailed on a few minutes before my start time. I was in Mbargo's. After my third double rum and coke, the rum was of course Sailor Jerry's - the old recipe, I had realised I hadn't yet emptied my bladder and the alcohol was beginning to fill up the departure lounge which is my bladder. I placed my now remaining 3/4's of rum and coke with a girl who had I had decided would be the lucky choice of my night. She, a solid 8, had turned into a now solid 10 as the alcohol began to take it's effect. I ensured I wouldn't be long as she began to wonder would I ever return - she had my drink of course so she should never have been concerned. Anyway, after walking through the crowd of young hard bodied females dancing away to some Kelly Rowland hit (during which locking some severe eye contact with 3 of them) I had arrived at my destination, the toilets. At this point of the night the toilets were surprisingly quiet and only one man was urinating at the time, 6 foot 4 minimum black man. Me, being the cocky whooper snapper I was, decided it would be okay to stand within a safe distance of the gent and surely measure up, of course I did but that is not the point. The mysterious man had finished and shook himself off - I followed this proceedure. As he turned around I spotted a face I recognised in the mirror, allowed him to turn around and said accusingly "Damien Spencer!" smugly. He smiled and informed me of my mistake "No, sorry" with a chuckle. He was right. I knew of my error and quick as a flash said: "Oh no you're the other one." It was Clayton Fortune. Of course I meant the other youth that had came through the ranks at the same time as Spencer. Alas, it sounded so different. Yours, Racist Randy Marsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 :laugh: I like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcdeano Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Best post ever - make it a classic I did the same at a Yeovil pre season friendly years back,trust my camera at a lad as me and my mates headed for Matty Hill for a photo - once taken I retrieved my camera from the lad who looks shell shocked, was one and only Joe Burnell Not much of a story of thine but good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zider'ed Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Hahaha brilliant!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickled Onion Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Love it! You truly not should be allowed out unsupervised should you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Maybe this is a common theme amongst City supporters, u once did similar in Syndicate, shouting 'Clayton Fortune!!' At a tall black guy, it was Kevin Amankwaah, I soon dissapeared. Alcohol does strange things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I also meant 'I once did similar*' not you of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Pwahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I once called a player fit but I meant fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I once said "good ball" when neil Kilkenny passed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcchris2016 Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I once said to Lee Johnson years ago "that particular incident had nothing to do with you, no one will accuse of anything" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I once said "good ball" when neil Kilkenny passed it I saw that one.Apparently hé once played a good ball at Leeds so legend has it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evander SnowyField Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Maybe this is a common theme amongst City supporters, u once did similar in Syndicate, shouting 'Clayton Fortune!!' At a tall black guy, it was Kevin Amankwaah, I soon dissapeared. Alcohol does strange things. I did exactly this, in the "R&B room" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TinnionForEngland Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Thats scary as thats where I was! :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Best post ever - make it a classic I did the same at a Yeovil pre season friendly years back,trust my camera at a lad as me and my mates headed for Matty Hill for a photo - once taken I retrieved my camera from the lad who looks shell shocked, was one and only Joe Burnell Not much of a story of thine but good timesOnce shared a jay with Greg Goodridge, or was it Junior Bent? No, it was definitely Shaun Taylor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince1994 Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Never accidentally insulted a player before. However when I was about 14 right by the corner in the atyeo vs Cardiff and whitingham was takin it. Shouted oi Pete you're shit and he promptly fluffed the corner. Was very pleased with myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Don't go out within the vicinity of randy chaps, tis dangerous territory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Are you reading this Wayne...?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I was quite (very) pissed when we played Liverpool in the first home leg of the FA cup and was giving one of their subs, Don Hutchison, dogs abuse for some photos that were published of him covering his bits with a beer mat. He bit and gave me the wnaker salute. Guess who I was stood next to in the supporters club when the Liverpool players came in after the game? Big buggers aren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I was quite (very) pissed when we played Liverpool in the first home leg of the FA cup and was giving one of their subs, Don Hutchison, dogs abuse for some photos that were published of him covering his bits with a beer mat. He bit and gave me the wnaker salute. Guess who I was stood next to in the supporters club when the Liverpool players came in after the game? Big buggers aren't they? Stacey Penton ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I once told Shaun Taylor that Steve Torpey was the best centre back we'd never had. He ran away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I once told Shaun Taylor that Steve Torpey was the best centre back we'd never had. He ran away. Ha ha, you'd been pushing that one for a long time. You're still convinced aren't you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickle Rick Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Once shared a jay with Greg Goodridge, or was it Junior Bent? No, it was definitely Shaun Taylor. Are you sure? Wasn't the guy below, yes/no?! And no I'm not referring to the guy dressed as a turd, that'd be racist. I always had him confused with Gregory Goodridge.... Or was it Junior Bent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I miss you Keith, where art out now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I miss you Keith, where art out now? Walking round Clevedon Highstreets the last time I saw him.. Tash gone though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 Noooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 8, 2013 Report Share Posted September 8, 2013 I was in a pub in Southampton after they'd thrashed us in an ahem... 'robust' game. I proceeded to tell my mate and everyone in a twenty-yard radius what a dirty bustard Brian O'Neill was (which was true). He tried to shush me, but I was adamant that I didn't care if the place was packed with Saints fans. He told me to open my frigging eyes. I did, and stood a yard to my right was one Brian O'Neill, with a huge grin on his face. What else could I do? I bought him a pint and he kept me and my mate in drinks and anecdotes for the rest of the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 9, 2013 Report Share Posted September 9, 2013 I was in a pub in Southampton after they'd thrashed us in an ahem... 'robust' game. I proceeded to tell my mate and everyone in a twenty-yard radius what a dirty bustard Brian O'Neill was (which was true). He tried to shush me, but I was adamant that I didn't care if the place was packed with Saints fans. He told me to open my frigging eyes. I did, and stood a yard to my right was one Brian O'Neill, with a huge grin on his face. What else could I do? I bought him a pint and he kept me and my mate in drinks and anecdotes for the rest of the night Did hé buy you a pie ? Or was that too risky ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 9, 2013 Report Share Posted September 9, 2013 Did hé buy you a pie ? Or was that too risky ? The pies in Southampton are perfectly safe, IIRC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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