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No I didn't run on the pitch

No I didn't throw anything into the rovers fans

And No I didn't start the trouble by KFC

I did much worse...

It was roughly 75 mins into the game and Jay Emmanuel Thomas had just poked the ball towards the bottom corner of the goal, The keeper saved it but the ball came out to Joe Bryan who, With sublime skill powerfully caressed the ball home,

It was at this precise moment in time that I had seemingly let lose of some man juice :noexp:

Has anyone else had the same incident happen at football?

Guest Evander SnowyField
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I once sharted as a youngster sat on the front row of the Williams when a high ball landed on my head, duly slamming my face onto the metal handrail along the advertising hoardings. Never sat at the front again.

Guest Cap flinger
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No I didn't run on the pitch

No I didn't throw anything into the rovers fans

And No I didn't start the trouble by KFC

I did much worse...

It was roughly 75 mins into the game and Jay Emmanuel Thomas had just poked the ball towards the bottom corner of the goal, The keeper saved it but the ball came out to Joe Bryan who, With sublime skill powerfully caressed the ball home,

It was at this precise moment in time that I had seemingly let lose of some man juice :noexp:

Has anyone else had the same incident happen at football?

as we are on the subject of confessions, when joe Bryan hit the back of the net I jumped so high from my seat that when I landed back on it, it may have bent it a bit....well a lot really. Feel bad about it now but could not control myself at the time.
Guest Brian Butterfield
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Yes whenever jamal Campbell Ryce used his left foot, so it has happened once in my life.

Posted

Just a minute chaps. Earlier this week some of us are attacking the Gas for being challenged intellectually.

And now we're discussing the above in an open forum?

What cretinous drivel.

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as we are on the subject of confessions, when joe Bryan hit the back of the net I jumped so high from my seat that when I landed back on it, it may have bent it a bit....well a lot really. Feel bad about it now but could not control myself at the time.

I knew it! So we actually only damaged 299 seats!

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when we played bolton in the freight rover or whatever it was called.

6 of us in an escort estate going to the game,the last lad we picked up was stinking of puke (from the saturday nite)

was thrown in the back,but we had to stop at the first services dragged him out and gave him a full body wash!

nothing to do with shoting your load at football. but i'd rather deal with some drunk bas...d thana think about the other!!!

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