tiz Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 After seeing the bbc news about wiltshire types showing deep affection for goats......I am pondering if a new chant will be coming Swindons way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiz Posted September 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-24066227?SThisFB&fb_source=timeline&ref=profile#_=_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superman Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 After seeing the bbc news about wiltshire types showing deep affection for goats......I am pondering if a new chant will be coming Swindons way I thought Rob Newman was from Bradford on Avon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Lewis Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 "His delay in admitting the behaviour is because of the embarrassment and shame that went with it," The goat was not so good looking in daylight then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirered Posted September 12, 2013 Report Share Posted September 12, 2013 The goat was not so good looking in daylight then. Never been to bed with an ugly goat yet ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 The goat was not so good looking in daylight then. They never are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Never been to bed with an ugly goat yet ! Of course. But have you woken up with one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Never been to bed with an ugly goat yet ! Your memory is failing you,remember the green nasty in Newquay, now that was a goat and ugly to boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
everreddy Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I thought Rob Newman was from Bradford on Avon? Yes, he was. And John Atyeo was from Dilton Marsh, near Westbury. So...watch what you say about us Moonrakers (folks from Wiltshire). Lots of City fans, here in West Wiltshire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich-TWSC- Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 West Wiltshire folk are alllllright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoc Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I work in Wiltshire and I see a lot of men with goat related problems. Hang on , sorry that should be gout shouldn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiz Posted September 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I have nothing against wiltshire types. Some of my best friends are Witshiremen ;-) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Can tickets be brought at AG tomorrow for Swindon away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Something to sing: anybody suggested Gotye's "Somebody that I used to shaaaaaag" Sung from the perspective of the four legged one, rather than the many fingered (steady) one, some of the words (might) go like this: "Now and then I think of when we were together, Like when you said you felt so haaaapy you could die, Told myself you were right for me Even though you are not a goat But that was goat sex and it's an ache I still remember. But you didn't have to cut me off Make out it never happened and that we were nothing, But you are a bloke from Wiltshire And I am just a goat and that feeels so rough. No you didnt need to stoop so low, But cos you are from Wiltshire it could be all you know I guess that I don't need that though You're just a bloke from Wiltshire that I used to "know" Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over (a gate)* But I don't want to live that way, So I think I'll move to Bristol where I'll be okay Somebody that I used to know Your just a bloke from Wiltshire that the goats all know Somebody that I used to (shaaaag)" Does that work for anyone? Bit of a challenge, we could do with a conductor. Remember to give it some goat/ sheep vibrato, like Whitney and Maria. We owe to Swindle. And the goat. *That is a genuine line from the song, honest. Apart from the bit in brackets. Most of the lines are true to the song, and the story, by the sound of it. Gruff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Or, maybe just, "Leave the goats alone, leave the goats alone. Leave the goats alone, you dirty Wilshire shits" to the tune, where's your mama (or is it daddy?) gone? "Where's your billy goat, where's your billy goat?! Billy, billy, goats, Swindon's shagging goats!" Leave the goats alone, you goat shagging scum! "And you never sleep alone, you NEVER sleep alone. Shag goats, shag goats, with hooves in your boots, you BILly goat shagging scum, from Swindon village" Not sure what the Kop will make of this. "The goats! The goats! You gotta stop shagging the goats!" Couple of suggestions, there. But don't expect me to join in from the director's box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I work in Wiltshire and I see a lot of men with goat related problems. Hang on , sorry that should be gout shouldn't it? Not a good mistake to make. If you have a choice of going to bed with gout or goat, choose goat every time. I know, I've been there. Gout, that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 What about Donny Osmond's "Puppy Love"? Bit of a slowey, this one. A challenge for the young netters in the east end. Goes bit like this, "And they call it Wiltshire love, Only you lot really know, How a Billy goat feeeels, And why you love them so-oh And you call it Swindon love Shagging gruff Billy goats Just leave the goats all alone, Thats not the way to get your oats. And you call it gruffy love But shagging goats isnt right Leave the poor goats alone You dirty Wiltshire shite." Yes, rather like that one. I'll see that songsheets are printed out, so that we're all er, singing from the same one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 I was out on the street in London a few years ago with a group of lads, when the Iranian among us fell about laughing at a graffito in Farsi. When he'd recovered the power of speech, he translated it for us as "AYATOLLAH KHOMENI SUCKS GOATS". I hadn't realised until now that he was from Swindon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoc Posted September 13, 2013 Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Not a good mistake to make. If you have a choice of going to bed with gout or goat, choose goat every time. I know, I've been there. Gout, that is Feeling your pain Aizoon, although have to confess I get unnecessary pleasure out of moving that toe up and down to confirm the diagnosis. Never had that opportunity with a goat, but all things and those who wait etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kachina Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 Why do people think of writing long winded songs ? They will never catch on, they have to be short and sweet and funny and easy to remember. In the tune of cum bi ar my lord; They shag goats my lord They shag gotas Only in Swindon They Shag goats or Does your goat friend Does your goat friend Does your goat friend know you're here Does your goat friend know you're here or A Uwe, A Ram, A billy in a pram You shag goats You shag goats Six Toes, No Thumbs The Dirty Swindon Scum All shag goats, all shag goats or Cheer up swindons fans oh what can it mean To a GOAT SHAGGING Town and their shit football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 If I had the wings of a sparrow If I had the arse of a crow I'd flow over Swindon Tomorrow And shit on the Goat shaggers below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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