Aizoon Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Because of international commitments, Glastonbury 2014 will be postponed. Since a number of support acts are contracted to playi in the Lesser Antilles, American Samoa, and Burkina Faso, the festival will now be held in mid-November. An announcement as to the new dates will be made in due course. We understand that this may cause some inconvenience, but we feel sure that fans would not want the festival to go ahead without such major acts as Greg and the Cunning Men and Marvin's Reggae All-Stars. Tickets already booked will, of course, be valid for the new dates, when they are announced, and tickets can be refunded via our 24/7 help line (24 minutes waiting time per person with a maximum queue length of 7). Customers may also apply for refunds at Nempnett Thrubwell Post Office, open 2-3:30 pm on alternate Thursdays. Thanking you for your support, The Management Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Can't fool me, I know that is a spoof because Nempnett Thrubwell hasn't got a Post Office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Can't fool me, I know that is a spoof because Nempnett Thrubwell hasn't got a Post Office. They'm sharp on here, innit? Mind thee's doesn't cut theeself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockneydave Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Hard luck you never mentioned SKY SPORTS!!They are the only ones who seem always to get their way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Hard luck you never mentioned SKY SPORTS!!They are the only ones who seem always to get their way. No problem there but, apparently, the BBC suggested that the original dates would clash with its prestigious 26-part History of the Manx People. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 There's not a pub, there's not a shop, you'll never see a traffic cop, drink up and no one says stop..... Down in nempnet thrubwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 There's not a pub, there's not a shop, you'll never see a traffic cop, drink up and no one says stop..... Down in nempnet thrubwell You sing that, Forz, and I'll forgo my VIP, executive seat looking down on the lower life in the Williams and join you in that Ateyeo and bolster your revolution. Dear old Somerset... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 You sing that, Forz, and I'll forgo my VIP, executive seat looking down on the lower life in the Williams and join you in that Ateyeo and bolster your revolution. Dear old Somerset... Your on. We always sing wurzels back catalogue. That's where the ciders strong, the days 48 hrs long, they've got frogs as big as dogs, that harmonise in song...... Dear old somerset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Your on. We always sing wurzels back catalogue. That's where the ciders strong, the days 48 hrs long, they've got frogs as big as dogs, that harmonise in song...... Dear old somerset "They got frogs big as dogs, they got Thatcher's Gold, But the scrump goes right through you, It's no place for the old, When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve, You promised a win against Shrewsbree was waiting for me We love you City I can see a better time When all our dreams come true (allowing for adjusted expectations and the new fiscal realities). You were handsome, you were pretty, You were the Bristol City, You scumbag, you gasshole, You ..... Dear old Soooomeerrrseeettt!" Oh yes, I know all the words, Forz, my lad. Don't worry about that. See you there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Good stuff. We drink in the miners and sit in h block of the Atyeo. Come join us, keep an eye out for when we have an event. I got a beady little I on thee, I'm up here in the branches of a tall oak tree, nothing passes by that plainly I don't see, cus I got a beady little eye on thee..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Good stuff. We drink in the miners and sit in h block of the Atyeo. Come join us, keep an eye out for when we have an event. I got a beady little I on thee, I'm up here in the branches of a tall oak tree, nothing passes by that plainly I don't see, cus I got a beady little eye on thee..... Bloody hell, The Miners?! They'll skin me alive in there, won't they? That lot, never even flinched when that scary gAsshit squad marched by, did they? I've got my reputation to think about, you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazinpeace Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Because of international commitments, Glastonbury 2014 will be postponed. Since a number of support acts are contracted to playi in the Lesser Antilles, American Samoa, and Burkina Faso, the festival will now be held in mid-November. An announcement as to the new dates will be made in due course. We understand that this may cause some inconvenience, but we feel sure that fans would not want the festival to go ahead without such major acts as Greg and the Cunning Men and Marvin's Reggae All-Stars. Tickets already booked will, of course, be valid for the new dates, when they are announced, and tickets can be refunded via our 24/7 help line (24 minutes waiting time per person with a maximum queue length of 7). Customers may also apply for refunds at Nempnett Thrubwell Post Office, open 2-3:30 pm on alternate Thursdays. Thanking you for your support, The Management Come on - We all know Nempnett Thrubwell doesn't exist. There are two sign post half a mile apart pointing to each the rand saying Nempnett Thrubwell - 1/2 mile. Of course it could be like Brigadoon and appear out of the mist every ten years or so. Edited for spelling - sorry grew up and edjumacated in South Bristol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Bloody hell, The Miners?! They'll skin me alive in there, won't they? That lot, never even flinched when that scary gAsshit squad marched by, did they? I've got my reputation to think about, you know We will look after thee. You might even meet our own little wurzel man. 3ft tall with a 4ft beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 We will look after thee. You might even meet our own little wurzel man. 3ft tall with a 4ft beard. Zoikes! You trying to encourage me, or scare me off? I'll need written guarantees to pay you ruffians a visit; plus a lift to the ground. Can't walk that far at my age. There doesn't happen to be a three legged spider, in an old jar of cider, up the Miners, by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Zoikes! You trying to encourage me, or scare me off? I'll need written guarantees to pay you ruffians a visit; plus a lift to the ground. Can't walk that far at my age. There doesn't happen to be a three legged spider, in an old jar of cider, up the Miners, by any chance? No, 'ee be up the Clump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 No, 'ee be up the Clump Course he is. Cheers, Aiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EASTEND WURZEL Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Well i heard that because of the overwhelming tempretures that the 175,000 crowd had to endure this summer that the local authories are combining to petition the goverment that all stages, and crowd areas are air conditioned and that the reccomendation is that the Festival be moved to the Winter no matter what the cost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Well i heard that because of the overwhelming tempretures that the 175,000 crowd had to endure this summer that the local authories are combining to petition the goverment that all stages, and crowd areas are air conditioned and that the reccomendation is that the Festival be moved to the Winter no matter what the cost! Well, you have to blame FIFA, the Federation International des Festival Associations. Who thought it would be a good idea to have a major festival in Somerset in the Summer ? Pure madness! I suspect brown envelopes, myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 We like our Quatar music in Somerset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Look at ee looking at I, Ee's got a face like a pork pie ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Because of international commitments, Glastonbury 2014 will be postponed. Since a number of support acts are contracted to playi in the Lesser Antilles, American Samoa, and Burkina Faso, the festival will now be held in mid-November. An announcement as to the new dates will be made in due course. We understand that this may cause some inconvenience, but we feel sure that fans would not want the festival to go ahead without such major acts as Greg and the Cunning Men and Marvin's Reggae All-Stars. Tickets already booked will, of course, be valid for the new dates, when they are announced, and tickets can be refunded via our 24/7 help line (24 minutes waiting time per person with a maximum queue length of 7). Customers may also apply for refunds at Nempnett Thrubwell Post Office, open 2-3:30 pm on alternate Thursdays. Thanking you for your support, The Management I heard a rumour that it was sill going ahead but they had moved it to the winter as it might be dry for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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