Betelgeuse Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I've had 224 sleeps! Myself, my girlfriend, my 2 daughters and my brother have all had birthdays. England have gone 9 games unbeaten. Barcelona have won 18 league games. We've had 32 Monday mornings. But we've beat the Gas! Um, have I missed anything ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I've had 224 sleeps! Myself, my girlfriend, my 2 daughters and my brother have all had birthdays. England have gone 9 games unbeaten. Barcelona have won 18 league games. We've had 32 Monday mornings. But we've beat the Gas! Um, have I missed anything ? Yes how many times have you had sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickolas Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 Yes how many times have you had sex. As hes probably married, that'd be a zero!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 As hes probably married, that'd be a zero!! How about sex with yourself,does that count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 Electricity was discovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betelgeuse Posted October 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I'm going through a transition period in the bedroom but I'm sure sex will happen soon....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I'm going through a transition period in the bedroom but I'm sure sex will happen soon....... Not even one pillar then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I'm going through a transition period in the bedroom but I'm sure sex will happen soon....... That's a brilliant reply as is NOTR's to be fair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUEBRIT66 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 This is like the "Bryan Adams evreything I do" kind of thread Ive had 448 poos Im very regular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slack Bladder Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I'm going through a transition period in the bedroom but I'm sure sex will happen soon....... So when the transition period is over, does that mean you will be scoring on a regular basis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betelgeuse Posted October 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 So when the transition period is over, does that mean you will be scoring on a regular basis? I'm sure of it, it's just about putting people in the right positions and keeping it tight at the back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenyards Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I've got a puppy that I trained to be a City fan. Today when the penalty went in he went berserk and grabbed the radio bertween his teeth growling. Had him six months now and can't wait to see what he does when we win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 You humans think you've got problems? Horace's 2nd birthday will be on November 3rd. He was 1 year 4 months old when we last won a league game, seven months ago. That's equivalent to FOUR human years. If he can keep the faith, then surely we can... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstoniaTallinnRed Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I've got a puppy that I trained to be a City fan. Today when the penalty went in he went berserk and grabbed the radio bertween his teeth growling. Had him six months now and can't wait to see what he does when we win. Well! It certainly looks like City are going to the DOGS!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 But we've beat the Gas! How ******* embarrassed/sh1t must they be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanbcfc89 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I'm going through a transition period in the bedroom but I'm sure sex will happen soon....... Its a great comparison you dont get a bird unless you go out spend some money on a nice shirt and aftershave and talk to her we are the football league comparison of a spotty teenager waiting in our bedroom for a babestation girl to jump out of the tv and f///ck us in to the championship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 You humans think you've got problems? Horace's 2nd birthday will be on November 3rd. He was 1 year 4 months old when we last won a league game, seven months ago. That's equivalent to FOUR human years. If he can keep the faith, then surely we can... At that rate a 90 minute football match must seem about 12 hours to Horace. Poor little chap. Still, on the bright side it must be time to hibernate soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 At that rate a 90 minute football match must seem about 12 hours to Horace. Poor little chap. Still, on the bright side it must be time to hibernate soon.Don't think he hasn't considered it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I've had 224 sleeps! Myself, my girlfriend, my 2 daughters and my brother have all had birthdays. England have gone 9 games unbeaten. Barcelona have won 18 league games. We've had 32 Monday mornings. But we've beat the Gas! Um, have I missed anything ? I don't know who it was on here, but i still laugh when i think of it. He said, My best mate's baby wasn't even born when we last won. Now he's walking round the furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I don't know who it was on here, but i still laugh when i think of it. He said, My best mate's baby wasn't even born when we last won. Now he's walking round the furniture. Has he got a shot on him? Sounds just what we need for our next win... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I've had 224 sleeps! Myself, my girlfriend, my 2 daughters and my brother have all had birthdays. England have gone 9 games unbeaten. Barcelona have won 18 league games. We've had 32 Monday mornings. But we've beat the Gas! Um, have I missed anything ? I've seen Halley's comet has pass us ..... twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 How about sex with yourself,does that count. Best Kind laughs........ never any complaints and always 'All ABOUT YOU'........ magic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 At that rate a 90 minute football match must seem about 12 hours to Horace. Poor little chap. Still, on the bright side it must be time to hibernate soon. Don't think he hasn't considered it! For that matter, so have I. "Wake me up when we get three points, dear". Three years later... "Wake up, dear, they've beaten Weston-super-mare". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUEBRIT66 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 Don't think he hasn't considered it! For that matter, so have I. "Wake me up when we get three points, dear". Three years later... "Wake up, dear, they've beaten Weston-super-mare". Oi hedgehog bloke dont you dare go all lemon on me, if you and the spikey one loose faith its the end of the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I don't know who it was on here, but i still laugh when i think of it. He said, My best mate's baby wasn't even born when we last won. Now he's walking round the furniture. Unfortunately, that was me. My mates little boy Ellis wasn't born the last time we won and is almost walking now. At this rate, he will be shaving by the time we actually win a game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUEBRIT66 Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 Unfortunately, that was me. My mates little boy Ellis wasn't born the last time we won and is almost walking now. At this rate, he will be shaving by the time we actually win a game! If I wasnt laughing so hard Id be crying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 Best Kind laughs........ never any complaints and always 'All ABOUT YOU'........ magic Funny I hadn't had you down as a complete and utter w#####. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 Oi hedgehog bloke dont you dare go all lemon on me, if you and the spikey one loose faith its the end of the world Just a bit of gallows humour. We'll be there on Tuesday. Hedgehogs are small, but they're spiky, and they're not known for bottling it. COME ON YOU REDS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephjnr Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 Schwarzenegger stood as an independent and was elected US President in a landslide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiverRed Posted October 19, 2013 Report Share Posted October 19, 2013 I'm going through a transition period in the bedroom but I'm sure sex will happen soon....... It's all about small margins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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