Brian Butterfield Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 This sounds really poor but when I realised there was a game today I loudly sighed and then looked wistfully out of my window for three hours, I don't feel anxious about bristol city football club I feel dread in the pit of my stomach, and I feel is becoming like a dental appointment, you go in with hope that everything will be ok and it's just going to be great but as it unfolds, things start to go awry, you need a new filling that sort of thing. This Shakespearean drama piece ends in pain, less money than you started and an all encompassing feeling of loss. Or maybe it's just me, is this normal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 I think you need to get laid, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixtyseconds Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 I think you need to get laid, mate. There are clues in his post at the start, middle and end why he doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wookey Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 I think you need to get laid, mate. Well he is not happy being screwed by Bristol City!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 There are clues in his post at the start, middle and end why he doesn't. I can't see what you are referring too, but fair enough. I think it's just my solution to everything, whatever mood I'm in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted October 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Ummm would getting "laid" sort out our defensive frailties and make us more cut throat in the final third, I think not. 1 nil to Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Find more important things to worry about. It eases the pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Ummm would getting "laid" sort out our defensive frailties and make us more cut throat in the final third, I think not. 1 nil to Brian No. It just might cheer you up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted October 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 My whole day will just be a funeral cavalcade until the clock chimes and it is time to once again make haste to Ashton gate to see another life shortening game of football, or I'm wrong and we win and I'll have a happy Wednesday . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted October 22, 2013 Admin Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 This sounds really poor but when I realised there was a game today I loudly sighed and then looked wistfully out of my window for three hours, What were you looking at? It would have been pitch black for most of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 My whole day will just be a funeral cavalcade until the clock chimes and it is time to once again make haste to Ashton gate to see another life shortening game of football, or I'm wrong and we win and I'll have a happy Wednesday . In a perfect world, we will win comfortably tonight, playing fast flowing attacking football, keeping a clean sheet, before getting home to find my lingerie clad girlfriend getting friendly with Kelly Brook and them both beckoning me over to join them. In reality, we will probably lose 2-0, I'll get my wing mirror knocked off where I'm parked during the game. My Balti pie will give me the squirts for 2 days and I'll have to deal with a half hearted BJ while I cry myself to sleep. Still, there is Carlisle away to look forward too on Saturday...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_s Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Ummm would getting "laid" sort out our defensive frailties and make us more cut throat in the final third, I think not. 1 nil to Brian No, but you will look at those frailties with a smile on your face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted October 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 What were you looking at? It would have been pitch black for most of the time Yeah I know imagine how depressing that is, watching the rain hit my window. I think the international break heightened my football based sadness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider_dog Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 This sounds really poor but when I realised there was a game today I loudly sighed and then looked wistfully out of my window for three hours, I don't feel anxious about bristol city football club I feel dread in the pit of my stomach, and I feel is becoming like a dental appointment, you go in with hope that everything will be ok and it's just going to be great but as it unfolds, things start to go awry, you need a new filling that sort of thing. This Shakespearean drama piece ends in pain, less money than you started and an all encompassing feeling of loss. Or maybe it's just me, is this normal? 3 hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Jim Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Do any of the exiles like me find it hard to even follow the scores? I dread even checking my phone, you just know what's coming. I have a sick feeling in my stomach about tonight, and after listening to that JL interview it's got even worse. I really worry where this club will be in 18 months time. And I am 'getting laid' - but this doesn't seem to help! I kind of wish there was no football, the best months of this year were June and July because my mood wasn't dictated by this ******* letdown of a football club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Do any of the exiles like me find it hard to even follow the scores? I dread even checking my phone, you just know what's coming. I have a sick feeling in my stomach about tonight, and after listening to that JL interview it's got even worse. I really worry where this club will be in 18 months time. And I am 'getting laid' - but this doesn't seem to help! I kind of wish there was no football, the best months of this year were June and July because my mood wasn't dictated by this ******* letdown of a football club. Reminds me of a very funny Danny Baker piece on the art of watching games on Teletext, waiting for the opposition's 0 to change into a 1 at 4:57 and ruin another weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Jim Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Reminds me of a very funny Danny Baker piece on the art of watching games on Teletext, waiting for the opposition's 0 to change into a 1 at 4:57 and ruin another weekend Yep, on Saturday I was on a train on the way to meet friends at the pub and opened up my Sky Football Scores app to watch the 0-0 tick over to 1-0 Crewe at 4:57pm. It's so predictable, you just know it's coming. It was the same scenario the week before for the Port Vale game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 I think you need to get laid, mate. Laid out ,more like . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 This sounds really poor but when I realised there was a game today I loudly sighed and then looked wistfully out of my window for three hours, I don't feel anxious about bristol city football club I feel dread in the pit of my stomach, and I feel is becoming like a dental appointment, you go in with hope that everything will be ok and it's just going to be great but as it unfolds, things start to go awry, you need a new filling that sort of thing. This Shakespearean drama piece ends in pain, less money than you started and an all encompassing feeling of loss. Or maybe it's just me, is this normal? OMG... WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE WITH SC (coppout).... Now then Sean, pull yourself together, we need you to be strong, stop fretting about those media interviews and get on with what you and we all know you do best... Manage your football club in the way you know you can... Smile and the World will smile with you, the lads will believe in you and the climb up the table will begin. So stop being a silly SO'D .. you're not Spartacus, you're not Jesus, you're not bloody Brian ffs.. You Are Sean & We Will Follow You... Always Believe!!! Pull Yourself Together Man, and lead us to the promised land. COYR's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Watching City is worse than a dental appointment. They don't last 90 minutes; they're inside in the warm; and you also get a free magazine to read in the waiting room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 PS: Loads of us have been rubbing our Buddha's all night before the Brentford game... Luck will be on our side today and will produce the first of a shed load of points coming our way... COME ON YOU REDS - GIVE YOUR BUDDAH A RUB TOFAY... you know you want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_s Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 PS: Loads of us have been rubbing our Buddha's all night before the Brentford game... Luck will be on our side today and will produce the first of a shed load of points coming our way... COME ON YOU REDS - GIVE YOUR BUDDAH A RUB TOFAY... you know you want to Is that what you call yours? My missus calls mine something different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East end Forever Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Destitue means not having any money. Do you mean 'desolate' Mr Butterfield? <<<feeling or showing great unhappiness or loneliness.>>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Watching City is worse than a dental appointment. They don't last 90 minutes; they're inside in the warm; and you also get a free magazine to read in the waiting room. and the dentist gives an anaesthetic to deaden the pain and anguish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beaverface Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Reminds me of a very funny Danny Baker piece on the art of watching games on Teletext, waiting for the opposition's 0 to change into a 1 at 4:57 and ruin another weekend I used to like following the scores on teletext. You'd have to wait 4 or 5 pages to cycle through before seeing the score of your team. Sometimes magical, mostly disappointing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted October 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Destitue means not having any money. Do you mean 'desolate' Mr Butterfield? <<<feeling or showing great unhappiness or loneliness.>>> No I meant destitute, I haven't got any money, but we can add desolate to my adjective list. Time is ticking on, the encroaching doom of 7 45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 In reality, we will probably lose 2-0, I'll get my wing mirror knocked off where I'm parked during the game. My Balti pie will give me the squirts for 2 days and I'll have to deal with a half hearted BJ while I cry myself to sleep. In my book that combination would still add up to a better than average evening. Different of course if you were to get the squirts for three days..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjd Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 As Eric idle and the rest of the Monty Python team sang that great little song ,so let us all sing together, always look on the bright side of life te tum te tum te tum te tum te tum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 As Eric idle and the rest of the Monty Python team sang that great little song ,so let us all sing together, always look on the bright side of life te tum te tum te tum te tum te tum. That's not a favourite of Sean's is it. Perhaps if they'd done one titled Always Look On The Dull Side Of Life.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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