The dastardly red Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 I notice that Jack Wilshere is in the papers following his mother's revelations that his success on the football pitch can be attributed to his love of Weetabix whilst he was growing up. This reminds me of my own experiences with Weetabix as a child. I'm going to tell you a little story which, I think, says something pretty poignant about our club, us as fans and Mr O'driscoll. When I was about ten my mother switched my breakfast from 2 brown and marmite to 3 bix and skimmed. I had one taste and demanded several spoon fulls of sugar. My mother refused as she brandished the box, stabbing the list of ingrediants with a finger and stating that the ceral contained plenty of sugar. I replied that it didn't taste like it. The thing was that the only cereals I had ever tasted were round my friends' houses. Frosties, Ricicles and Cocopops. What I didn't realise at the time was that these cereals were "frosted" or "coated" with sugar and flavour which is very different from just containing sugar. What my mother didn't realise was that the sugar in the Weetabix wasn't detectable to my taste buds. So in a funny kind of way, we were both right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 I smoke weed too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellRedPhil Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Haha, superb thread. What would be the moral of that story then 'The dastardly red'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanker Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 My taste buds don't detect the sugar either. It's a mystery ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted October 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Haha, superb thread. What would be the moral of that story then 'The dastardly red'? Get on the pop tarts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 i Do wish Jack was here as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Haha, superb thread. What would be the moral of that story then 'The dastardly red'? I thought it was pretty obvious? O'Driscoll is the weetabix. He may not come across as sweet as Warnock, Holloway and Mowbray but he's every bit as fulfilling. Stick with the weetabix and we'll sure to come good by the end of the day. [Personally, I prefer a bit of white toast and jam - come and get us O'Neill] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted October 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 i Do wish Jack was here as well oh, that was one L of a spelling mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted October 22, 2013 Admin Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 I ate a weetabix once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid in the Riot Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 I smoke weed too. I prefer Special K. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opeth67 Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 I do not like Weetabix. Give me a pop tart anyday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Just had a little pack of that microwave porridge, bang on - keeps hunger locked up until lunch, as someone else used to say about something else a while back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 I'll see your Weetabix & raise you THREE Shredded Wheat's !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Is this thread to become a cereal ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Get on the pop tarts What like Lady Gaga ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 I ate a weetabix once A weetabix can only be eaten once ,then you have to eat another . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Think Warnock has to be the full English - egg, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes, fried bread and tomato sauce with a cup of tea with 2 sugars. When you've been eating your SOD 5 pillars muesli and skimmed milk with decaf black coffee for a few months, but the diet and attempts at healthy living just don't seem to be working, you think " what the hell - stuff that!". The thought of the full English starts to become irresistible, and it always sounds and smells so enticing and when you take your first bite nothing tastes so good. The problem is that you really know , deep inside, that in the long term it will never do you or your heart any good at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Think Warnock has to be the full English - egg, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes, fried bread and tomato sauce with a cup of tea with 2 sugars. When you've been eating your SOD 5 pillars muesli and skimmed milk with decaf black coffee for a few months, but the diet and attempts at healthy living just don't seem to be working, you think " what the hell - stuff that!". The thought of the full English starts to become irresistible, and it always sounds and smells so enticing and when you take your first bite nothing tastes so good. The problem is that you really know , deep inside, that in the long term it will never do you or your heart any good at all. Holloway has to be a continental breakfast. We all understands that it is regarded as a breakfast elsewhere, but would never seriously want it on our breakfast table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Holloway has to be a continental breakfast. We all understands that it is regarded as a breakfast elsewhere, but would never seriously want it on our breakfast table. Personally, I don't mind a Continental breakfast. Holloway isn't even a breakfast. He might just about be described as part of a poor breakfast. Like a smart price sausage from Asda. Unhealthy, unappetizing and of no real value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Rather like a round on 'Mock the Week' I thought the title of this thread was the answer to the questions; 'which footballer has a surname sounding most like an county in England, what is the most over-rated breakfast cereal and which is the biggest underachieving club from a big city?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 All Bran for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 All Bran for me Stand clear ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dastardly and Muttley Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Personally, I don't mind a Continental breakfast. Holloway isn't even a breakfast. He might just about be described as part of a poor breakfast. Like a smart price sausage from Asda. Unhealthy, unappetizing and of no real value. Or one of those breakfast biscuits, when you're in a rush and can't get to anything else in the cupboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 That is the worst shag marry kill ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 ah weetabix, break them up into warm water (not too much water) when they become a sticky paste shape into dogs turds, put in the fridge overnight, wake up early, put a couple on the floor and when your family start taking it out on the dog, pick one up and eat it and watch them wretch up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artificialcolours Posted October 22, 2013 Report Share Posted October 22, 2013 Weetabix are just porridge for the lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 23, 2013 Report Share Posted October 23, 2013 ah weetabix, break them up into warm water (not too much water) when they become a sticky paste shape into dogs turds, put in the fridge overnight, wake up early, put a couple on the floor and when your family start taking it out on the dog, pick one up and eat it and watch them wretch up. Oh that old trick ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSam Posted October 23, 2013 Report Share Posted October 23, 2013 This morning I had tinned tomatoes, a few mushrooms and beans - I'm on the 2:5 diet Which manager would that be? But I do like Weetabix, and I do like SO'D. I'm just not sure whether it's the right breakfast for me right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 23, 2013 Report Share Posted October 23, 2013 We Are BRISTOLCITY... For Champion Top Of The League Favre... Come To Ashton Gate ... You'll Need To Go A Long Way To Find A More Authentic DOGS Breakfast/Dinner Than Ours. .... CAN YOU STOMACH WHAT WE CAN DISH UP? ... YOU'LL BE PROPER FED UP AT AG - GUARANTEED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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