Major Isewater Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 News has leaked out of the club late last night on the concerns at the average age of the crowd at Ashton Gate.The club plan a whole new raft of incentives to attract younger fans including Kid for a Quid,under 6's free,special tarifs all the way up to the age of 24. The club have stated that their policy going forward is to have a crowd largely composed of under 24's but keeping some old heads to guide them in their development,though this would be the exception rather than the rule. It is understood that several supporters are already on there way to other clubs,who lack support and need bigger gates to comply with the strict financial restrictions imposed by the FA. Star supporter Manc Red is close to signing for a club in Lancashire and said "I have enjoyed my time at Bristol City and would like to thank them but felt it was the right time to move as i'd like to gain more flat caps with a northern club" Long standing City regular Spudski,also on the move said "I am sad to be leaving my home club who gave me my first opportunity in football but I felt i needed a new challenge,the same old mistakes week in ,week out made it difficult for me and sections of the team would get on my back if i sang out of tune or called an offside wrongly" Chairman "Early" Dawes ,said "There will be more shipped out as we continue to ruin the club" it is expected that the first section of the Dolman will be next to go before the next home match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!james Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Cool story, bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_s Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 I hear Accrington Stanley are offering both flat caps and a lifetime supply of whippets in an attempt to coax fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 I hear Accrington Stanley are offering both flat caps and a lifetime supply of whippets in an attempt to coax fans. Why can't we do a similar deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class_not_gas Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Will they make the over 24 year old fans stand in a clearly marked yellow 3msq area ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Why can't we do a similar deal We don't know how to cook them down south . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red panda Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Will they make the over 24 year old fans stand in a clearly marked yellow 3msq area ? Yes, and they will find five pillars blocking their view Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 News has leaked out of the club late last night on the concerns at the average age of the crowd at Ashton Gate.The club plan a whole new raft of incentives to attract younger fans including Kid for a Quid,under 6's free,special tarifs all the way up to the age of 24. The club have stated that their policy going forward is to have a crowd largely composed of under 24's but keeping some old heads to guide them in their development,though this would be the exception rather than the rule. It is understood that several supporters are already on there way to other clubs,who lack support and need bigger gates to comply with the strict financial restrictions imposed by the FA. Star supporter Manc Red is close to signing for a club in Lancashire and said "I have enjoyed my time at Bristol City and would like to thank them but felt it was the right time to move as i'd like to gain more flat caps with a northern club" Long standing City regular Spudski,also on the move said "I am sad to be leaving my home club who gave me my first opportunity in football but I felt i needed a new challenge,the same old mistakes week in ,week out made it difficult for me and sections of the team would get on my back if i sang out of tune or called an offside wrongly" Chairman "Early" Dawes ,said "There will be more shipped out as we continue to ruin the club" it is expected that the first section of the Dolman will be next to go before the next home match. Made I laugh mate, you even got a quote out of the "silent man". Impressive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 I hear Accrington Stanley are offering both flat caps and a lifetime supply of whippets in an attempt to coax fans. Man United have been losing fans in their heartland to clubs like Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs so are carrying out leaflet drops in Kensington, Mayfair and Notting Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_s Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Man United have been losing fans in their heartland to clubs like Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs so are carrying out leaflet drops in Kensington, Mayfair and Notting Hill. I hear Accrington Stanley are planning whippet drops over South Bristol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 I hear Accrington Stanley are planning whippet drops over South Bristol. Is that like chocolate drops ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_s Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Is that like chocolate drops ? Yes but whippet drops are highly addictive. The kids will be climbing the walls for whippet drops and on consumption will dance wildly in "whippet stylee" for 4 days until they snap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 I hear Accrington Stanley are planning whippet drops over South Bristol. Question: Are Whippet drops like seagull drops but with less white in them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_s Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Question: Are Whippet drops like seagull drops but with less white in them?This may helphttp://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090917174248AA4yjOlhttp://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57366812-10391704/demi-moore-reportedly-hospitalized-after-inhaling-nitrous-oxide-what-are-whippets/ In an odd way, the thought of Demi Moore high on whippets is quite alluring ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Major Isewater Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 News has leaked out of the club late last night on the concerns at the average age of the crowd at Ashton Gate.The club plan a whole new raft of incentives to attract younger fans including Kid for a Quid,under 6's free,special tarifs all the way up to the age of 24. The club have stated that their policy going forward is to have a crowd largely composed of under 24's but keeping some old heads to guide them in their development,though this would be the exception rather than the rule. It is understood that several supporters are already on there way to other clubs,who lack support and need bigger gates to comply with the strict financial restrictions imposed by the FA. Star supporter Manc Red is close to signing for a club in Lancashire and said "I have enjoyed my time at Bristol City and would like to thank them but felt it was the right time to move as i'd like to gain more flat caps with a northern club" Long standing City regular Spudski,also on the move said "I am sad to be leaving my home club who gave me my first opportunity in football but I felt i needed a new challenge,the same old mistakes week in ,week out made it difficult for me and sections of the team would get on my back if i sang out of tune or called an offside wrongly" Extrovert chairman "Early" Dawes ,said "There will be more shipped out as we continue to ruin the club" it is expected that the first section of the Dolman will be next to go before the next home match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Sorry ,DP Kelly and Nathalie distracting me ! Don't do that with the champagne ,you little Fox you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cheese Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Did you get get pork scratchings in that price or did she give you some other momento of your visit? Certainly would have got scratchings of some sort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted November 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Certainly would have got scratchings of some sort "Cheese" scratchings may be ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ok Quid a Kid is great. But what about us older folk.......Dinosaur for a Dime maybe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 "Cheese" scratchings may be ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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