The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I've only got the words so far, although there is a tune for this I'm sure, it's on the tip of my tongue. Can you think what it might be? It's really one for all the disappointed SODites, but everyone can join in, the more the merrier. Here goes: "Too Soon! We sacked O'Driscoll too soon, We might not win before June, Or til a Brit makes the Moon.... Too Soon! We sacked O'Driscoll...." What d'you reckon? Probably work at Notts Co on Saturday if we're behind at some point. And if we can come up with a tune (before June). I hope it never catches on really, but it's best to prepare for the worst. Any tune suggestions more than welcome.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 The tune of.. its just like watching brazil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 The tune of.. its just like watching brazil That rings a bell, cheers "HR." It'll come to me, I'm sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 How about 'the flight of the bumble bee'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 It's got Blue Moon written all over itThe GoonWe read posts from Leslie the LoonWe have to put up with him until JuneIf he shuts up it will be too soon ............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 "Too Soon! Maybe we sacked SOD too soon, If we had waited til June, We might have all changed our tune. Blue Moon, It's just the two wins since June, Two wins under a Blue Moon, But did we sack him too soon?" We need to develop a sense of humour, people! Gallows humour, anything. Forge some cameraderie, some Dunkirk spirit. We can go down sulking and snarling, or we can go down with a defiant sense of humour and spirit. I know what I would prefer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_s Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 My name's Rich and I'm a SODite. I've cried myself to sleep each night thinking I'll never see his sniffing face again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 How about 'the flight of the bumble bee'? Flight, flight, wherever you may be, we are the boys from the bumble bee.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 My name's Rich and I'm a SODite. I've cried myself to sleep each night thinking I'll never see his sniffing face again. What tune's that, Rich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 It's got Blue Moon written all over itThe GoonWe read posts from Leslie the LoonWe have to put up with him until JuneIf he shuts up it will be too soon ............................. I'm seeing a duet here, BigTone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I've only got the words so far, although there is a tune for this I'm sure, it's on the tip of my tongue. Can you think what it might be? It's really one for all the disappointed SODites, but everyone can join in, the more the merrier. Here goes: "Too Soon! We sacked O'Driscoll too soon, We might not win before June, Or til a Brit makes the Moon.... Too Soon! We sacked O'Driscoll...." What d'you reckon? Probably work at Notts Co on Saturday if we're behind at some point. And if we can come up with a tune (before June). I hope it never catches on really, but it's best to prepare for the worst. Any tune suggestions more than welcome.... If were behind at some point ? Always the optimist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 "Too Soon!Maybe we sacked SOD too soon,If we had waited til June,We might have all changed our tune.Blue Moon,It's just the two wins since June,Two wins under a Blue Moon,But did we sack him too soon?"We need to develop a sense of humour, people! Gallows humour, anything. Forge some cameraderie, some Dunkirk spirit. We can go down sulking and snarling, or we can go down with a defiant sense of humour and spirit.I know what I would prefer....Two soonWe might actually score 2 goals soonProbably only under a full moonInstead of conceding 2 goals soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I'm seeing a duet here, BigTone?Who needs Lennon & McFartneyRight Horrible & Tone has a ring to it me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 My name's Rich and I'm a SODite. I've cried myself to sleep each night thinking I'll never see his sniffing face again.My names BigTone and I'm an Islamic pig farmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 If were behind at some point ? Always the optimist Come on Forz. You can fire this one up in the Atyeo. Tweak the words so that it fits a more optimistic outcome...how about: "Too Soon! We thought we'd sacked him too soon. Now we've won three since June, And Cotts will bring us the moon. Too Soon! ..." ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Who needs Lennon & McFartneyRight Horrible & Tone has a ring to it me thinks You can do the Bed-In and get shot in NY. I'll er, is Dolly a veggie?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 You can do the Bed-In and get shot in NY. I'll er, is Dolly a veggie??I can do the bed in and shooting bit cos that's just plain cool, BUT NEVER EVER CALL MY BETROTHED A CABBAGE !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I must now go and prepare for my duet tomorrow morning as we are one hour in front of you lot. I am polishing my weapon as I write. Bugger, I've got gravel rash on it now !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forza Revolution Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Big goons, We only employ big goons, Rumours were gonna win soon, Were nearly as bad as this tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I must now go and prepare for my duet tomorrow morning as we are one hour in front of you lot. I am polishing my weapon as I write. Can we meet in Dover? I've lost my passport... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Can we meet in Dover? I've lost my passport... No, the venue is of my choosing. You Sir are just being a coward..........................ha !!!! I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 You gotta speed it upand then u gotta slow it downcos if u believe that the ball can hit netu gotta play aroundand soon u will find that there comes a time for hoofing the ball up no points for guessing the tune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 You gotta speed it upand then u gotta slow it downcos if u believe that the ball can hit netu gotta play aroundand soon u will find that there comes a time for hoofing the ball up no points for guessing the tune Ummm.............Blue Moon ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 You gotta speed it upand then u gotta slow it downcos if u believe that the ball can hit netu gotta play aroundand soon u will find that there comes a time for hoofing the ball up no points for guessing the tune Ooooh Oooooooooh I got it now. Was it on Eurovision one year. Puppet on a String Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Can we meet in Dover? I've lost my passport... Leslie, I promise that once I have severed your head, removed your heart and fed both to the ducks that I will take you for a nice glass of Cab Sav somewhere nice. Maybe even a burger at Quicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Ooooh Oooooooooh I got it now. Was it on Eurovision one year. Puppet on a String i thought it was opportunity knocks it long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 You gotta speed it upand then u gotta slow it downcos if u believe that the ball can hit netu gotta play aroundand soon u will find that there comes a time for hoofing the ball up no points for guessing the tune We need a couple of bits of "skirt" to go with this one. For when we wanna show some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 No, the venue is of my choosing. You Sir are just being a coward..........................ha !!!! I win It's not the winning, BigT, it's the taking part that counts. You win over there, if you must; me and Dolly will do the "taking part" over here. Oui? (I'm a lover, not a fighter. The girl is mine, mine mine....was that Macca or Wacko?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezo Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 My head is in a spin, there's not even a sound, I'm sat in the dolman and 90 minutes has come around, My hands and knees are shaking, it's bloody cold here in jan, Do do, do do, do do, do do Its all part of being a city fan. Do do, do do, do do, do do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Leslie, I promise that once I have severed your head, removed your heart and fed both to the ducks that I will take you for a nice glass of Cab Sav somewhere nice. Maybe even a burger at Quicks Would you mind reversing the running order, start at the end and work backwards? I'd really appreciate it, old chap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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