The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Processes and transition boring you all half to death Elementary football, pass it tippy tap tap Man she you should have see Flint Whack it over Baldock's head, I am the Sodman, I'll take your team down, While I'm talking bollocks GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO GOOOOJOOOOOOOOOB. All we need is goals da da da da da All we need is points da da da da da All we got is Cotts, Cotts Cotts is all we got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Playin' in Championship Goin' down down down Playin' in Championship Whop! about to slip down Playin' in League One Goin' down down down Playin' in League One Whop! about to slip down Four o'clock in the afto' I'm already up and gone Lord I am so tired How long can this go on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 All we need is shots Lots n lots n lots All we need is luck da da da da da All we need is luck da da da da da All we need is luck, luck Luck is all we need We dont give a f....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Playin' in Championship Goin' down down down Playin' in Championship Whop! about to slip down Playin' in League One Goin' down down down Playin' in League One Whop! about to slip down Four o'clock in the afto' I'm already up and gone Lord I am so tired How long can this go on? I don't know this one, Aiz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I don't know this one, Aiz Lee Dorsey, your Lesness... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 All we do is pass Pass and pass and pass All we do is hoof Hoof and hoof and hoof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 From Wembley to division 3 Just one hope, that's J-E-T We're red and white, we're really poor We lose matches by the score Thanks to SOD, useless SOD We went down. SOD Lose every week. SOD SOD I thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 All we do is pass Pass and pass and pass All we do is hoof Hoof and hoof and hoof That actually made me :laugh: Les, fair play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Congratulations and celebrations When all the world can see Cott's kept us in this league Congratulations and Jublilations We're all so happy to stay in division 3 Congratulations............ Who could believe Taylor could be so happy and contented He never realised hat tricks had ever been invented But that was in the bad old days when he was still a ginger He pulled out his finger, and shaved it all off Congratulations.......... I was afraid that maybe City must get relegated The very thought of it was something that I hated But Cott's picked up the points as City played with some pride He pointed Dolly to his backside, as survival was clinched Congratulations.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 That actually made me Les, fair play! It's sposed to get you singing, "Side," not bloody laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Congratulations and celebrations When all the world can see Cott's kept us in this league Congratulations and Jublilations We're all so happy to stay in division 3 Congratulations............ Who could believe Taylor could be so happy and contented He never realised hat tricks had ever been invented But that was in the bad old days when he was still a ginger He pulled out his finger, and shaved it all off Congratulations.......... I was afraid that maybe City must get relegated The very thought of it was something that I hated But Cott's picked up the points as City played with some pride He pointed Dolly to his backside, as survival was clinched Congratulations.............. Sorry, Nog. I'm not singing that. My fave Cliff song is "It's So Funny, how we dont taaaalk anymore" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Sorry, Nog. I'm not singing that. My fave Cliff song is "It's So Funny, how we dont taaaalk anymore" Maybe just the last line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Maybe just the last line? If the delicious Dolly is to get involved in any clinching, Nog, it's got to be me involved too. Cotts can jog on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezo Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Some of those words are familiar, Pezo, very familiar. You care to tell us the tune? Kelly Marie - feels like I'm in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Saturday's (Boys) performance, "it blended in with the weather..." Saturdays boys play at Brentford and Walsall We never win cos we are awful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 No, the venue is of my choosing. You Sir are just being a coward..........................ha !!!! I win Where are you Leslie you big Right Horrible Lady Boy. I've been waving my weapon around since 6am but no sign of you. I've been waiting son long I'm now helping at the Seafood market. My weapon is now all sticky and stinks of fish (a bit like Sunday mornings after a good Saturday night out in Brizzol). Bugger it I'll drink the Cab Sav myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Saturdays boys play at Brentford and Walsall We never win cos we are awful! You got it, Bill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Where are you Leslie you big Right Horrible Lady Boy. I've been waving my weapon around since 6am but no sign of you. I've been waiting son long I'm now helping at the Seafood market. My weapon is now all sticky and stinks of fish (a bit like Sunday mornings after a good Saturday night out in Brizzol). Bugger it I'll drink the Cab Sav myself You have the Cab Sav, BigT, I'm keeping my head. By the way, it's very windy today, my crossing was cancelled... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 You gotta speed it upand then u gotta slow it downcos if u believe that the ball can hit netu gotta play aroundand soon u will find that there comes a time for hoofing the ball upno points for guessing the tune One for Sean there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 You have the Cab Sav, BigT, I'm keeping my head. By the way, it's very windy today, my crossing was cancelled... Last nights dinner is of no concern to me. I win, you lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 You got it, Bill! Yep, the Jam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Yep, the Jam I met Paul Weller last week at the baggage collection at Heathrow Airport. Had a really good chat for at least 30 mins. I said to him "Paul, how are you getting into London". He replied "I'm going Underground, the Underground" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 No, the venue is of my choosing. You Sir are just being a coward..........................ha !!!! I win Where are you Leslie you big Right Horrible Lady Boy. I've been waving my weapon around since 6am but no sign of you. I've been waiting son long I'm now helping at the Seafood market. My weapon is now all sticky and stinks of fish (a bit like Sunday mornings after a good Saturday night out in Brizzol). Bugger it I'll drink the Cab Sav myself I think you guys should meet up at the KFC car park and I'll bring the music for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I think you guys should meet up at the KFC car park and I'll bring the music for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ The venue was my choosing and I had Plastic Bertrande warbing in the background. The Lady Boy did not show up because of excessive wind. I win, end of discussion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I met Paul Weller last week at the baggage collection at Heathrow Airport. Had a really good chat for at least 30 mins. I said to him "Paul, how are you getting into London". He replied "I'm going Underground, the Underground" I like the song they sing about him in Grease. "Weller, Weller, Weller huh, tell me more, tell me more" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I think you guys should meet up at the KFC car park and I'll bring the music for you. BigTone is the "bad" and the "ugly." Which just leaves me as... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 The venue was my choosing and I had Plastic Bertrande warbing in the background. The Lady Boy did not show up because of excessive wind. I win, end of discussion You broke the gentlemans' agreement and brought back up, a Belgian. There was no one "pour moi." Next time, I'm bringing Keithy Dawes, in his budgie smugglers (or maybe Ernie A be a better back up?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I met Paul Weller last week at the baggage collection at Heathrow Airport. Had a really good chat for at least 30 mins. I said to him "Paul, how are you getting into London". He replied "I'm going Underground, the Underground" What time was this? Because he was down in the tube station at midnight with Smithers Jones and Mr Clean. He's thick as thieves with these two,both have gone through Private Hell with the Butterfly collector,but I guess that's entertainment in todays modern world................ ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted December 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 What time was this? Because he was down in the tube station at midnight with Smithers Jones and Mr Clean. He's thick as thieves with these two,both have gone through Private Hell with the Butterfly collector,but I guess that's entertainment in todays modern world................ ! Don't "Start" Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 What time was this? Because he was down in the tube station at midnight with Smithers Jones and Mr Clean. He's thick as thieves with these two,both have gone through Private Hell with the Butterfly collector,but I guess that's entertainment in todays modern world................ ! Don't "Start" Bill It's time to ask "just who is the 5 O'clock hero?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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