The Right Honourable Les Q Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 ...On. But what I really meant to say is, if we get anything at Wolves tomorrow, it will make up for the shocking surrender there last season, and years and years of misery against them. I think I've seen us win once and draw once against Wolves. Dire. We got no chance, though (unless JET has his best game of the season, Sammy gets all clinical, Parrish does nothing daft, and the ref does nothing daft. All a bit unlikely, but how unlikely is a clean sheet? It's not much to ask for, is it??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 ? It's not much to ask for, is it??)Yes it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Note to Lesmondo: in order to prevent removal to the non-footie thingy...mention something about football in your opening post. (Your bowls thread talked about er...bowls and how the athletes in that particular sport are rather ample in the waist department.) Wolves: yes, our bogey team for about 150 years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted January 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Yes it is Okay. If that's the case, then is it too much to ask that we score at least four tomorrow? An o.g., one sliced in off both posts from 6 yards, a deflected free-kick and a Baldock one on one: still too much? Then a fifth involving a beach ball and a squirrel invading the pitch?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted January 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Note to Lesmondo: in order to prevent removal to the non-footie thingy...mention something about football in your opening post. (Your bowls thread talked about er...bowls and how the athletes in that particular sport are rather ample in the waist department.) Wolves: yes, our bogey team for about 150 years or so. Thanks for the tip, Zepp, but old Les is just spoiling for a scrap right now (think it's something to do with playing Wolves tomorrow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Okay. If that's the case, then is it too much to ask that we score at least four tomorrow? An o.g., one sliced in off both posts from 6 yards, a deflected free-kick and a Baldock one on one: still too much? Then a fifth involving a beach ball and a squirrel invading the pitch??You forgot to mention a goal bound Wolves effort being thwarted when the ball gets punctured by a hibernating hedgehog mysteriously thrown onto the pitch by someone from the BCFC contingent in the nick of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Okay. If that's the case, then is it too much to ask that we score at least four tomorrow? An o.g., one sliced in off both posts from 6 yards, a deflected free-kick and a Baldock one on one: still too much? Then a fifth involving a beach ball and a squirrel invading the pitch?? Last time we beat them up there was 28 March 1931 - my 82 year old father in law not quite born at the time. 1-0, I believe Tinnion getting the goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davros Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Les make sure to take some bacon to tuant Wolfie ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Okay. If that's the case, then is it too much to ask that we score at least four tomorrow? An o.g., one sliced in off both posts from 6 yards, a deflected free-kick and a Baldock one on one: still too much? Then a fifth involving a beach ball and a squirrel invading the pitch??I feel that we need to differentiate between asking and expecting. You can ask for most things but it only begins to go wrong if you expect them to happen. As man of influence, you are obviously in a better position to make things happen than us mere mortals. I'd like to win the lotto jackpot this weekend. Can you make this happen? (football related as if I win I'll buy a pasty at the next game) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Les make sure to take some bacon to tuant Wolfie ;-)He gets choked in an act or horrendous retribution against Horrace, the hog escapes safely back into the stand and disappears amidst a sea of cheering Reds (minus one or two *****les) ... Wolfie expires in the penalty area, sad but true, RIP Wolfie but it was your own bloody fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Right Honourable Les Q Posted January 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 I am currently of the view that unless, or until, we can become the sort of outfit that can get a point off Wolves once or twice, when we really bloody need it, then we might just as well forget about getting back in the Championship, or being anything other than League One nonentities.... It's okay. I'm going to cool off now by watching the bowls for a bit. Wonder what time Davie Bryant is on?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted January 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 And I like to think that I will not be coming back to this informed thread to find the likes of "BigToe" or "YouAlwaysDoTheBridesmaid, Dziekanowski" have made some juvenile mileage out of my use of the word "non-entities" above. I like to think that, but.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 You forgot to mention a goal bound Wolves effort being thwarted when the ball gets punctured by a hibernating hedgehog mysteriously thrown onto the pitch by someone from the BCFC contingent in the nick of time. He's out of hibernation now. Do keep up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 He gets choked in an act or horrendous retribution against Horrace, the hog escapes safely back into the stand and disappears amidst a sea of cheering Reds (minus one or two *****les) ... Wolfie expires in the penalty area, sad but true, RIP Wolfie but it was your own bloody fault. Don't give away the plan! Horace has practised being *****ly all week. Anybody see his relatives on Winterwatch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 He's out of hibernation now. Do keep up! So you would happily throw a hibernating hedgehog on the pitch but not a fully awake one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 So you would happily throw a hibernating hedgehog on the pitch but not a fully awake one. Certainly not. But if Horace was moved to invade the pitch I would advise him against it but let him make up his own mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 So that's that then,Horace on pitch with red flare.After all it's his decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 So that's that then,Horace on pitch with red flare.After all it's his decision. Nah. Red flares are OK for GF, but Horace has more style than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 No chance? Really? Wolves form is anything but special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 He's out of hibernation now. Do keep up! Wow, they usually kip till March... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somerset Red Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Okay. If that's the case, then is it too much to ask that we score at least four tomorrow?An o.g., one sliced in off both posts from 6 yards, a deflected free-kick and a Baldock one on one: still too much? Then a fifth involving a beach ball and a squirrel invading the pitch?? Do you think 4 will be enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Can we have three mascot hedgehogs kicking the shit out of a mascot wolf at half time? Just might add a sense of realism, y'know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Wow, they usually kip till March... Global warming, innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beast Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 I feeling a 2-2 today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 i think a high scoring draw with both teams settling for it due to the free scoring ability of both teams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 No chance? Really? Wolves form is anything but special. form against our track record at their place??...same as last year...2-1 to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 ...On. But what I really meant to say is, if we get anything at Wolves tomorrow, it will make up for the shocking surrender there last season, and years and years of misery against them. I think I've seen us win once and draw once against Wolves. Dire. We got no chance, though (unless JET has his best game of the season, Sammy gets all clinical, Parrish does nothing daft, and the ref does nothing daft. All a bit unlikely, but how unlikely is a clean sheet? It's not much to ask for, is it??) Bob & **** All... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted January 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Do you think 4 will be enough? (Even) With the benefit of hindsight, no. Five, minimum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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