The Right Honourable Les Q Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 ..............Charles Simon? (Whatdew mean, who??) Racey or Slade? (Ffs) John Cleese or .... is there anyone funny from that bloody place? (Sean O' Drisc...no, don't. It'll only set the cat among the bloody pigeons again...) Simon Mann or Jack bloody Bannister? Julie Burchill or Caitlin Moran? Banksy or Banks's? Keith Floyd or Nigel Slater? The lad out of Massive Attack (supports us) or Kevin Rowland (supports Man U! Haha) Jo Durie or Rachel Heyhoe-Flint? (That's it, Flinty's nickname. If he keeps them out tmrw) Sir Stephen Lansdown or Sir Jack Hayward? Concorde or ...I don't know, somebody help me here? The Suspension Bridge or .... a bridge in Wolveshampton? Cadbury Heath or ...no, scrub that one. Ssssh A mayor in red trousers or Noddy Holder? The borgeouis beauty that is Bristol or the er, modest sprawl that is Woolverhampton? (In other words: cycling and theatre or football?) Us or them? Ffs... I bloody hate Wolves. I really do. But at least we'll go to bed tomorrow night and wake up Sunday in this gorge-ous city and its glorious surrounds. Small comfort for another crushing disappointment and still being second best on the park. Sob...Just wake me up when it's all over (it is. Now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Right Honourable Les Q Posted January 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 ***Just don't get yourself nicked if you're going (easily done up there) or fall for the "charms" of a local wench (or bloke, of course) and end up staying overnight. Neither recommended. Unless you are returning to Cadbury Heath, in which case it's a close call, and I would opt for a night in the "care" of West Mids finest, meself look.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Concorde or ...I don't know, somebody help me here? blackbird ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 We could actually make this football related ! Jamie McCombe or Sean Taylor? Basso or Mike Gibson? Greg Cunningham or Martin Scott? JET or Bob Taylor? Ryan Taylor or Steve Torpey? Peter Styvar or Alvaro Saborio? Jody Morris or The Corner Flag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Lay off the mushrooms lads.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS15_RED Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 You say black I say white You say bark I say bite You say shark I say hey man Jaws was never my scene And I don't like Star Wars You say Rolls I say Royce You say God give me a choice You say Lord I say Christ I don't believe in Peter Pan Frankenstein or Superman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Concorde or ...I don't know, somebody help me here? blackbird ??? TU44 Concordski (the Russian one that wasn't very good) Zippy or Bungle Cheeky girl 1 or Cheeky girl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Banks's beer. Truly 'oribble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 ..............Charles Simon? (Whatdew mean, who??)Racey or Slade? (Ffs)John Cleese or .... is there anyone funny from that bloody place? (Sean O' Drisc...no, don't. It'll only set the cat among the bloody pigeons again...)Simon Mann or Jack bloody Bannister?Julie Burchill or Caitlin Moran?Banksy or Banks's?Keith Floyd or Nigel Slater?The lad out of Massive Attack (supports us) or Kevin Rowland (supports Man U! Haha)Jo Durie or Rachel Heyhoe-Flint? (That's it, Flinty's nickname. If he keeps them out tmrw)Sir Stephen Lansdown or Sir Jack Hayward?Concorde or ...I don't know, somebody help me here?The Suspension Bridge or .... a bridge in Wolveshampton?Cadbury Heath or ...no, scrub that one. SssshA mayor in red trousers or Noddy Holder?The borgeouis beauty that is Bristol or the er, modest sprawl that is Woolverhampton? (In other words: cycling and theatre or football?)Us or them?Ffs...I bloody hate Wolves. I really do. But at least we'll go to bed tomorrow night and wake up Sunday in this gorge-ous city and its glorious surrounds. Small comfort for another crushing disappointment and still being second best on the park. Sob...Just wake me up when it's all over (it is. Now)Sooty or SweepBen or JerryKylie or DanniiDiced carrots or Jasper CarrotCup of coffee or Kipper Tie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Pete Budd or Robert Plant? Stupid question, as our former funmeister would have quipped. Robert Plant may have been the lead singer of the best rock band of all time, but Pete headed up the Wurzels. Pete Budd every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedUn Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Cadbury Heath or Cradley Heath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Banjo Island or Vine Island? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Cadbury Heath or Cradley Heath?Cadbury Cream Eggs or Cadbury Fruit and Nut. (The Right Hon Les Q must be in the fruit and nut category) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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