Keith_Lemon Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 As it says in the title, I've seen the future! Last night in my dreams I found myself speaking to our very own Emmanuel-Thomas. Got talking about the City of course and he seemed to had no idea why City were doing so poorly. He seemed to think the club was cursed and we were the most unluckiest side in the entire football league. We got talking about Flints own goal at Brentford (He wasn't too happy about it) To the point that he asked me how I thought he was doing. My reply followed "Well your doing a pretty good job pal, but you need to improve your workrate. Do that and your go far" He was kind in his reply saying " Thanks for the truth, I'll grab a couple of goals just for you on the weekend" What a nice chap. He then asked if League 1 was really this difficult or was it just the team making it hard for themselves. I told him kindly "Bit of both mate, you and the boys do need to pull your finger about a bit." Again he took it all in and was glad to hear the truth of it all. Before it all ended he told me about the new golf course at Ashton Gate and invited me to play a few rounds with him in the future. Of course I said yes and before it all ended I asked him if he could give me a haircut. So because of this, I'm going City to win 3-1 with JET 2 goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Seek help. Quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fka dagest Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 I'll cling to any hope, so I'm backing you on this one Lemon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Do you actually need a haircut or is there something about JET's demeanour that suggests to you that he might do a good job with your barnet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Where does he mention a 3-1 win...?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith_Lemon Posted February 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Where does he mention a 3-1 win...?! He doesn't but thats what i am going for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redtucks Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Do you actually need a haircut or is there something about JET's demeanour that suggests to you that he might do a good job with your barnet? Is he going to score the third goal???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted February 1, 2014 Admin Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 any consolation I'll be bumping into Kelly Brook tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 any consolation I'll be bumping into Kelly Brook tonight Enjoy my sloppy seconds from last night then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Is he going to score the third goal???? Worth a flutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Enjoy my sloppy seconds from last night then! Let's hope we don't go down as easily as she did on me, yesterday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Let's hope we don't go down as easily as she did on me, yesterday afternoon. I knew that wasn't just dry skin around her mouth. Lying bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Keith_L - You're not related to The Right Honourable Les Q are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Do The Dziekanowski Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 I saw Melanie Inglesias in my dream I didn't want to go wake up for bloody football! We better win today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith_Lemon Posted February 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Keith_L - You're not related to The Right Honourable Les Q are you? Nahhhhhh i'm afraid not, he's only my brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 It was clearly a future where incorrect grammar is used in thread titles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 It was clearly a future where incorrect grammar is used in thread titles. Is using past "was" and present "is" tense, in the same reference not incorrect grammar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Is using past "was" and present "is" tense, in the same reference not incorrect grammar? The was refers to his dream which was in the past, the is refers to the 'present' within his dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 The was refers to his dream which was in the past, the is refers to the 'present' within his dream. His dream that was in the past. I'm confused now. COYR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta_Red Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 The was refers to his dream which was in the past, the is refers to the 'present' within his dream. He meant saying "I seen" as opposed to "I saw". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 He meant saying "I seen" as opposed to "I saw". No he was trying to correct my grammar in retaliation . But yeah, it should be 'I saw'. Maybe even 'I have seen the future (in my dreams last night).' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 Repressed homosexuality is a terrible burden. Wouldn't know, myself, but I'll take your word for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted February 1, 2014 Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 You got JET confused with Marv, how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith_Lemon Posted February 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2014 You got JET confused with Marv, how? The force works in mysterious ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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