WTFiGO!?! Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Good morrow, squires. One has been meaning to raise this frightful issue with you for some mean time. I can conclude no more, and it gives me great grief to report it, that some disreputable vagabond has unlawfully removed my much prized bugle. Now, we can deal with this matter like the gentlemen of honour and dignity that is befitting of our usual collective disposition and conduct; or, if preferred, we can arrange a fencing dual, some pigeon shooting or maybe even a spot of joustering to settle this despicable matter. The choice, gentlemen, is yours. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjd Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 This is bad first drum sticks now a bugle goes missing what next the east end choir, something dastardly is going on. We need inspector hedge to look into this , and can sort this *****ly situation ,before it gets out of hand . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Made I laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Auto correct changes laugh to laugh. Grrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Wait, it's done it again! LAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Must be an epidemic I bought my 1957 Fender Strat down the Gate, that's also gone missing, I'll expect it to be under my seat by the next home game, or else ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 The comb and tracing paper that I always take to games in my back pocket seems to have disappeared, whoever nicked it could you please etc etc................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UREDS_91 Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my bugle go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Must be an epidemic I bought my 1957 Fender Strat down the Gate, that's also gone missing, I'll expect it to be under my seat by the next home game, or else ! Blame Les Paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Sadly last night whilst watching the game some blaggard stole my ability to moan I dont want it back ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 Must be an epidemic I bought my 1957 Fender Strat down the Gate, that's also gone missing, I'll expect it to be under my seat by the next home game, or else ! They really do flog anything in the clubshop... Except this season's training gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 I've been robbed plenty of times down the Gate. Lindleys' prices are awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Butterfield Posted March 26, 2014 Report Share Posted March 26, 2014 While at the game I decided to bring my finest crockery as I wanted to try one of bristol city's exotic chicken balti Indian pastries. On the way out I realised someone had pickpocketed my fine silver fork. It has been in my family for generations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Does appear the dirty rotter is not forthcoming. So be it, let his conscious be his ultimate judge! Though shalt gauge on Thathers Gold, Blackthorn and Natch until thy inner turmoil is relieved. With all due respect intended to our good fellow standing of people, Ye Olde Easte Ende, I appreciate thy suffering. I doth calleth for Nottorz (?) to chill thy batty creice. I also appeal to thy spirit of ye olde Easte Ende to, in some way, noteth kick the crape out of the naivety of youth but findeth in the Easte Ende's self to see her final days in with a spirit of reconciliation and truth - oxymoronic though that sounds. A LONG TIME AGO IN BRISTOL TOWN SO THE WESTERN DAILY SAID. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 I've been robbed plenty of times down the Gate. Lindleys' prices are awful. Almost as bad as the pies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 While at the game I decided to bring my finest crockery as I wanted to try one of bristol city's exotic chicken balti Indian pastries. On the way out I realised someone had pickpocketed my fine silver fork. It has been in my family for generations Do I want to hear about your fork in family? I think not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 The comb and tracing paper that I always take to games in my back pocket seems to have disappeared, whoever nicked it could you please etc etc................. Perfect excuse.....welcome your loss as an opportunity to upgrade to a kazoo without looking like a flash git. (ps, you may be able to make a claim on your home contents insurance, get a crime reference number from the old bill asap ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Almost as bad as the pies... The pies aren't theft, they're assault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Perfect excuse.....welcome your loss as an opportunity to upgrade to a kazoo without looking like a flash git. (ps, you may be able to make a claim on your home contents insurance, get a crime reference number from the old bill asap ) Absolutely. When it comes to crime the police are the real experts - look at the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad - most of them went down for serious crimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Well this chap wasn't paying much attention to the game as I remember; and kept changing his seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingswood Robin Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 Good morrow, squires. One has been meaning to raise this frightful issue with you for some mean time. I can conclude no more, and it gives me great grief to report it, that some disreputable vagabond has unlawfully removed my much prized bugle. Now, we can deal with this matter like the gentlemen of honour and dignity that is befitting of our usual collective disposition and conduct; or, if preferred, we can arrange a fencing dual, some pigeon shooting or maybe even a spot of joustering to settle this despicable matter. The choice, gentlemen, is yours. . . . "A dual it is sir, pistol or sword?" "Very good sir, you've chosen the sword, the only weapon for a man of honour. Therefore I get the pistol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 I had a problem in the Williams on Tuesday night as well, I bought a pie and Bovril and 10 minutes they both were missing, looked everywhere and all I could see were hedgehog hairs. Very Strange. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 While at the game I decided to bring my finest crockery as I wanted to try one of bristol city's exotic chicken balti Indian pastries. On the way out I realised someone had pickpocketed my fine silver fork. It has been in my family for generations I didn't realise it was a cup game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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