Right said Red Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 So im back to work tomoz and i have the absolute pkeasure of working in the same office as a couple of sags - can anyone offer any advice on i should say to them ??!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedminster Born And Red Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Ask them if they are joining in the Conference call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 We've had our fun ,now be kind to them ... That will really piss them off ;0) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Be generous. Praise their work achievements and tell them they are in a league of their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 I would sing this at them Dry your eyes mate I know it'shard to take but Irene's minds been made up there's plenty more teams in non league Dry your eyes mate I know you want to make her know how much this pain hurts But you've got to walk away now it's over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betelgeuse Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Just go in, sit down then point at them and laugh. All. Day. Long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted May 5, 2014 Admin Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 So im back to work tomoz and i have the absolute pkeasure of working in the same office as a couple of sags - can anyone offer any advice on i should say to them ??!!! Have a look into your company's training schedule to see if there are any Conference's you can book them on in July to help them adapt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 "So...how was your weekend fellas?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Betelgeuse Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 http://www.brfcforum.co.uk/index.php?/topic/109555-where-are-all-the-82ers-relegation-jokes/ Maybe just share this thread of theirs, they have a great sense of humour, that should cheer them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 "So...how was your weekend fellas?" ....they were part of Bristol's greatest ever stag night !!!!!!!..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 ....they were part of Bristol's greatest ever stag night !!!!!!!..... Look at all those City fans! ....and they've brought one of those beach balls from the Eastend last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 You could just say "life's full of ups and DOWNS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Look at all those City fans! ....and they've brought one of those beach balls from the Eastend last week. At least 100 i can see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedminster Born And Red Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 ....they were part of Bristol's greatest ever stag night !!!!!!!..... Must be at least 100 City tops in that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Well, Mr Gas himself - Dungford - didn't look like a very sad sag on Saturday....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Could tell them: "never mind, there's always next season to look forward to" or the old classic from ignorant girlfriends everywhere: "it's only a game". Maybe even give a random but joyous anecdote about the time City were 4-2 down at Mansfield, with 5 minutes to go . . . . That should cheer them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Buy them one of these each to take in http://www.yoox.com/uk/41427249DA/item?dept=women&tp=46369&utm_source=google_pla&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=pla_uk&gclid=cjnfxpqulb4cfsllwgodizuafw#cod10=41427249DA&sizeId=4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickled Onion Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Cheer them up with a song ... Down down by Status Quo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Must be at least 100 City tops in that picture. Yes, that's what they thought...,then when they got closer during the pitch invasion they realised that all the monkey spanking they were doing this time last year has obviously ****** up their eyesight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InCider Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 "Now, about that promotion you were promised. It hasn't quite panned out as expected." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whooooossshhhh Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Come on everyone, let's be grown up about it please. Don't even mention it. Keep the moral high ground............ then blow it by fnarr-ing and dribbling every couple of minutes. I did this on Saturday night and fcukin' loved every minute and every slurp of champers! Mrs Jacko was in a worse state, she just has to be admired for top gloating. Now THAT'S why I married her all those years ago. xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 At least 100 i can see 200 more like - you can tell by the blue and yellow kit saved from the Daft Rucks final against Stoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 "Now, about that promotion you were promised. It hasn't quite panned out as expected." I'm just back from a walking tour of Outer Mongolia. How did the promotion push go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 "Hey mate, get up to much on the weekend" "Oh yanno just punched a few horses" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfcbs20 Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 I would sing this at them Dry your eyes mate I know it'shard to take but Irene's minds been made up there's plenty more teams in non league Dry your eyes mate I know you want to make her know how much this pain hurts But you've got to walk away now it's over I'm sure Mike Skinner would approve haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Hi Fellas <THEN SMILE> Perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 So, apart from the relegation, Mr Lincoln, how did you enjoy the match? Seriously, don't say a ****** word, it will kill them all day waiting for the tirade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Tell them how pissed off you are with League 1 football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskay Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 http://www.brfcforum.co.uk/index.php?/topic/109555-where-are-all-the-82ers-relegation-jokes/ Maybe just share this thread of theirs, they have a great sense of humour, that should cheer them up someone with an account on their forum should resurrect that thread! I am looking forward to work tomorrow, working in Bath I am greatly outnumbered by all of the old Trumpton cling-ons. The kids are looking forward to going to school as well (living in the a heavily populated non-league area). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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