Barrs Court Red Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Possibly the best criminal name I've ever heard. if you were a criminal, what would you want your criminal name to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 13 life sentences and put into an open prison, ******* brilliant by our Liberal prison service. Johnny The Wad Jr. for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 13 life sentences and put into an open prison, ******* brilliant by our Liberal prison service. Johnny The Wad Jr. That is a shit criminal name :laugh: got your edit in before i hit reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 That is a shit criminal name got your edit in before i hit reply Yours is.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Yours is.................... the nut cracker fairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 I bet Skull Cracker wished he had a less eye catching nickname. If he had, he'd have got hardly any publicity - like all the other blokes who abscond from open prisons. With that in mind, my criminal name would be Reg Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted May 7, 2014 Admin Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 Darrell Clarke - been disguised as a football manager for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 Well he's been catched, probably be paroled next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghornred Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Who put him in an open prison as soon as he walked out he robs another bank,not sure that he was fully integrated with society and ready to take his place in the free world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Who put him in an open prison as soon as he walked out he robs another bank,not sure that he was fully integrated with society and ready to take his place in the free world. You're kidding I hope. Surely nobody has given Fred Goodwin another job in a bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 The Horse Puncher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckobcfc Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 the sister fister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 I was having lunch in a chain pub once and the staff who brought over my sunday roast told us his daughter once bet him that he couldn't eat a whole roast chicken-bones n all. He said he ate the whole thing. He then pulled a name badge out of his pocket and swapped it with the one he was wearing. It said "bone crusher" on it, he then made a kind of growly roar and walked out of the pub and didn't come back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 I was having lunch in a chain pub once and the staff who brought over my sunday roast told us his daughter once bet him that he couldn't eat a whole roast chicken-bones n all. He said he ate the whole thing. He then pulled a name badge out of his pocket and swapped it with the one he was wearing. It said "bone crusher" on it, he then made a kind of growly roar and walked out of the pub and didn't come back! He was on his way to rob a building society, probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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