Frome Red Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 What about my porn videos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rudolf Hucker Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Incidents such as this make it really no wonder that NLBR are trying to recruit someone with IT expertise onto their BoD (no doubt starting with Bill Gates then working down the list) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 The megastore really need to take a good look at themselves. I recently ordered a pair of football socks online. Imagine the awkwardness when the missus opened my delivery to find a large collection of hardcore porn DVD's had been sent instead. Luckily I was able to explain the error was made by the megastore. And they are not having their DVD's back. Come on megastore, get a grip. So far so good Cyril, don't forget you'll be needing some Tippex, a black Biro and a steady hand for when your next bank statement arrives. (incase her indoors happens to see it) . It still won't be easy using your free-hand (spot the pun ) though to alter the wh into st to make it look like a convincing 'megaSTore' entry.. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 The megastore really need to take a good look at themselves. I recently ordered a pair of football socks online. Imagine the awkwardness when the missus opened my delivery to find a large collection of hardcore porn DVD's had been sent instead. Luckily I was able to explain the error was made by the megastore. And they are not having their DVD's back. Come on megastore, get a grip. Catch 22 - the Megastore will only be able to get a grip if you send back the DVD's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 They should have refunded the full P&P charged as a gesture of goodwill. Yeah, why not? ... Might as well chuck in a few food vouchers, a free match-day programme & a grattis 'buy a brick' too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Catch 22 - the Megastore will only be able to get a grip if you send back the DVD's....thank you for shopping with Megawhore, please come again. (100% satisfaction guaranteed, if for any reason you are not completely satisfied with your purchase we will refund you fully ( less initial deposit & usual handling fee). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Perhaps there is a six pound danger fee for deliveries to Lawrence Weston? Fair do's. You have to pay the man riding shotgun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 The megastore really need to take a good look at themselves. I recently ordered a pair of football socks online. Imagine the awkwardness when the missus opened my delivery to find a large collection of hardcore porn DVD's had been sent instead. Luckily I was able to explain the error was made by the megastore. And they are not having their DVD's back. Come on megastore, get a grip. I take it you took a good look at the DVD's and took a firm grip on yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Jacket, jacket, jacket. You forgot about the postage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Lewis Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 Aiz, do you want to send me a pressie ? No, but I thought Dolly might... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 No, but I thought Dolly might... These days she is just a delightful mirage in my thoughts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 These days she is just a delightful mirage in my thoughts Still waiting for a cheese delivery! Having an operation in a couple of weeks, so will need all the tea and sympathy (and cheese) I can get! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 Still waiting for a cheese delivery! Having an operation in a couple of weeks, so will need all the tea and sympathy (and cheese) I can get! I have some foreign DVD's you can borrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Still waiting for a cheese delivery! Never heard it called that before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Never heard it called that before! We have a code that we use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Warning - I shall be in France in 30 minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Warning - I shall be in France in 30 minutes! It's the French you should be warning, not us Aiz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Ou est la maison de cidre, s'il vous plait? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigTone Posted September 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Pas la cidre de Nornandie et de Bretagne. C'est delicieuse. Non, non, non, yuk, yuk, yuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Can you all stop talking gibberish and get me some goddamn cheese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Can you all stop talking gibberish and get me some goddamn cheese! Yes Dear, sorry Dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Yes Dear, sorry Dear Come on BT give Dolly some of your cheese...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 Edited out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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