Super Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 but misses the goal That would be Liam Robinson! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Last season Flint was developing a habit of putting it in the 'wrong un' by mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JammyOne Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Ivan Sproule would come too quickly. Albert Adomah would dribble everywhere. Kilkenny would point at the G spot but do nothing. Christian Ribeiro would have to go hospital. Marvin Elliot would shag 10 women, go to Jamaica to shag another 15, will then come back to the UK and have just enough energy to shag another 5. David Clarkson would shag Scarlet Johanson - and then after not being able to get in to her pants again, would settle for Jo Brand. Realises his mistake and will go back up north to find a shag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P'head Red Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Blimey, did not think i would come across so many innuendos in one thread. The mods will need to make an extra sub forum for the X rated theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Wagstaff..try hard,alot of effort but no end result Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Junior GO Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Marcus Stewart, would arrive with reputation for pleasing plenty of others with his performance including your neighbour but after declaring his undying love for you, would just disappoint and have a row then disappear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Hartley - Quality and Experienced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooRya Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Andy Cole would score regularly, and then deny ever being there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Junior GO Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Ian Baird wouldnt do much other than sticking two fingers up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Nicky Maynard: w****er. TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Basso a Brazilian came from nowhere loved by many, leaves yet takes him ages to find someone else and when he does he can't even get in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Bo Andersen, so much hype meant to be the next big thing, but just flopped and went back home, but not before letting a few balls go past him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdliketoRogerMoore Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Nicky hunt so shit he had to pay for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footybabe Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Suarez- wouldnt want him anywhere near my lady bits with those teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Suarez- wouldnt want him anywhere near my lady bits with those teeth Don't remember him playing for City.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footybabe Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Thought we could use other footballers names to give more options Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Goater would always score providing he was being fed at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Sorry in advance... Carey,goes in hard,then his head bleeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Br 1st ol Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Stevie Neville would go for the dive Bob Taylor would shoot on sight Lee Rogers would spend all his time watching the highlights. His hair highlights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Junior Bent would be fine running up the sides but totally fail when it comes to getting his balls in the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdliketoRogerMoore Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Suarez- wouldnt want him anywhere near my lady bits with those teethwho would you let near your lady bits? City related of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Meteb - promises to sleep with you but then you catch him in bed with his ex for in his words 'one last time' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 I'm so glad our ex-England keeper wasnt David Seaman ... he'd have been splashed all over this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 We've had some fugly players down the Gate over the years ... which ones do you think would have been hard pressed to have pulled a hamstring let alone anything else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooRya Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Gary Johnson - would insist on having his whole family along to help out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Christian Ribiero. Full of promise. Then his banjo snaps again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Marv would be all action 100% commitment, LJ would watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC_Dan Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Andrius Velicka: injured during foreplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfOfWestStreet Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 This thread is giving me Chris Wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Murray would curl it in from the right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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