Hartcliffe red Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Korey smith,he would be dribbling everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfOfWestStreet Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 David Moyes can show an ugly bird a good time but when he gets a crack at a worldie it's all over before it starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Baldock would promise to stay and do the job,then bugger off and leave you to finish yourself off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Whats more worrying is that baldock would go to Brighton to fulfill his needs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 El Abd would go in full force from behind with a dirty tackle, leaving the opposition with an injury in the box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petehinton Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Tyrone Barnett would bundle around with no direction - then his finish would end up sky high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityloyal473 Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Ivan Sproule would finish before she even has her clothes off Ivan Sproule would be able to go for hours but wouldn't be able to...you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zider'ed Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Apologies as gas related Darrell Clarke - could not keep it up so would have to go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Strangely fielding would improve after growing his curly hair back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrumpadelic Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Tinnion will leave the (liver) bird crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Baz Savage never scores so no sex for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 I'm so glad our ex-England keeper wasnt David Seaman ... he'd have been splashed all over this thread. What about Ronnie Nayim? He lobbed Seaman from forty yards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Blimey, did not think i would come across so many innuendos in one thread. The mods will need to make an extra sub forum for the X rated theme. There not that good mate, take a cold shower............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Colin Daniel would make a top wing man, leaving you to pull in the VIP area while he goes and slips one in with the dirtiest inbred Munter in the club. She subsequently gets banned from said club and everyone quickly forgets she ever existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Clarkson joined the Gas because he liked going down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I BELIEVE Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Jamie McCombe - Monster, but cannot deal with a fast tempo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 That would be Liam Robinson! Misses Robinson.....are you trying to seduce me? Robbie Turner, always sorted things out in the tunnel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 As the last of the team emerged from the tunnel Stacey Penton appealed to the crowd to be twelfth man, alas, despite her insatiable reputation, even she couldn't take the East End. That'll teach her not to shout come on you reds so loudly in future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFChris Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Mark Little would penetrate the box hard and fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Steve Phillips - good at flaps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 When Basso said he always believes did that actually extend to ejaculation after 15 pints of thatchers? Also, was 'he's here, he's there, he's every ******* where' mere sexual innuendo? Makes you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonL Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Steve brooker had an excellent head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Bristol Born & Red Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Gerry Gow...hard in the tackle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Ok Manager not Player: Sean O'Driscoll - "It's all about carrying out the processes and doing the right things at the right time" and if anyone disagrees with my sex life - well that's just a.... STUPID QUESTION ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123456789000 Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 El Abd - Reckless from Behind. Don't bother making El Abd innuendos people because it won't beat this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 John Atyeo, other than the briefest liason in his youth, would be a one gal man. Would then have fallen in love with his childhood sweetheart, married, and stayed faithful ever since, despite lots of 'prettier' girls making passes at him. It was also said that his gal would often have a huge smile and glow of satisfaction every saturday night. We can only speculate as to why, although she was once heard to say 'thanks for that great double today John; especially enjoyed that screamer'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Steve brooker had an excellent head According to that stalker bird who used to post here so obsessively she got barred. She couldn't resist his shiny head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Bas Savage would be in the perfect position with all the time in the world, only to inexplicably fall out the bed and appeal for a penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderbeans Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Greg Cunningham cums on to finish off s****horpe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberry2157. Posted September 12, 2014 Report Share Posted September 12, 2014 Steve Galliers - hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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