'Orns Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 All this happened between the Cheltenham & Tewkesbury junctions on the M5 North this morning..... Saw a squashed hedgehog in the fast lane, whenever I see a hedgehog now I think of Horace Within 10 seconds going south I saw a truck with 'ISIS Transport Services' on it About a minute later another truck went south saying "Coventry' And about 90 seconds later I saw one with 'The Vital Link' on it So, Mr Aizoon, I put it to you - Horace has faked his own death but I'm struggling what the Vital Link between Horace, ISIS & Coventry is At the time I was listening to a podcast 'Howard Hughes - The Unexpected' and this episode was about conspiracy theories......which may explain my state of mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 All this happened between the Cheltenham & Tewkesbury junctions on the M5 North this morning..... Saw a squashed hedgehog in the fast lane, whenever I see a hedgehog now I think of Horace Within 10 seconds going south I saw a truck with 'ISIS Transport Services' on it About a minute later another truck went south saying "Coventry' And about 90 seconds later I saw one with 'The Vital Link' on it So, Mr Aizoon, I put it to you - Horace has faked his own death but I'm struggling what the Vital Link between Horace, ISIS & Coventry is At the time I was listening to a podcast 'Howard Hughes - The Unexpected' and this episode was about conspiracy theories......which may explain my state of mind He's faked his death to avoid retribution from maddened Hitchin fans after his Hertfordshire trip. He's also hiding from ISIS after the latest fatwa denouncing hedgehogs as haram and unislamic Not sure what Coverntry has to do with it, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted October 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 He's faked his death to avoid retribution from maddened Hitchin fans after his Hertfordshire trip. He's also hiding from ISIS after the latest fatwa denouncing hedgehogs as haram and unislamic Not sure what Coverntry has to do with it, though... Maybe we will find out tomorrow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Hedgehogs are also Halal so keep him away from Dodgy Kebab shops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrick's Marvels Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 My Jack Russell cornered a hedgehog t'other day, and came off worse! Spiky fellas them hedgehogs. When I say "Jack Russell" I'm referring to a dog, not the cricketer (and best English wicketkeeper since Andy Brassington ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten minutes of rough Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 I am a couple of miles away from the incident, is there anything I can do, anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 I am a couple of miles away from the incident, is there anything I can do, anything? Scrape up the remains and give them a decent burial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 It is all quite clear. We will lose to Coventry tomorrow. Aizoon has apologised in advance that if we lose to Bradford it is his fault, for breaking a solemn undertaking. However, I have forensically gone through all the evidence, and what Aizoon actually said is that he would not go to another home game until we had lost. He has not broken anything as yet, unless he ends up going to the game and we are still unbeaten. Now, in Isis, I believe we are making the mistake of assuming this refers to the current one that gets all the publicity. It is however, very clearly a reference to Isis, the Egyptian goddess worshipped as the patroness of nature and magic. This is clear as she used her magical skills, in restoring Osiris to life (a clear analogue to Bristol City) after having gathered the body parts that had been strewn about the earth by Set (again, clearly SoD). It was believed that the Nile River flooded every year because of the tears of sorrow which Isis wept for Osiris. Only an idiot would fail to see the link. The club has been reborn. Isis is upset as a promise looks like being broken. It can only be preserved by us being beaten tomorrow by magical skills. She then points us, by the hedgehog, to Aizoon, as the real culprit. The vital link. After the defeat, our tears of sorrow will go on for year after year. And all because of that bloody hedgehog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 posted by mistake! who did you send them to? oops,just realised it was TMOR being advised to scrape it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Scrape up the remains and give them a decent burial. As indeed you should sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 It is all quite clear. We will lose to Coventry tomorrow. Aizoon has apologised in advance that if we lose to Bradford it is his fault, for breaking a solemn undertaking. However, I have forensically gone through all the evidence, and what Aizoon actually said is that he would not go to another home game until we had lost. He has not broken anything as yet, unless he ends up going to the game and we are still unbeaten. Now, in Isis, I believe we are making the mistake of assuming this refers to the current one that gets all the publicity. It is however, very clearly a reference to Isis, the Egyptian goddess worshipped as the patroness of nature and magic. This is clear as she used her magical skills, in restoring Osiris to life (a clear analogue to Bristol City) after having gathered the body parts that had been strewn about the earth by Set (again, clearly SoD). It was believed that the Nile River flooded every year because of the tears of sorrow which Isis wept for Osiris. Only an idiot would fail to see the link. The club has been reborn. Isis is upset as a promise looks like being broken. It can only be preserved by us being beaten tomorrow by magical skills. She then points us, by the hedgehog, to Aizoon, as the real culprit. The vital link. After the defeat, our tears of sorrow will go on for year after year. And all because of that bloody hedgehog. Brilliant. I suspect it was a hedgehog that shot JFK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Brilliant. I suspect it was a hedgehog that shot JFK. You suspect? Quite true, but in 1962 Krushchev said he wanted to put a "hedgehog down Uncles Sam's pants' just before the Cuban missle crisis. A year later JFK was dead. When looking at the 'magic bullet' the forensic experts of the time did not take account of the possability of him being shot from inside his own pants. It is clearly not a coincidence that Marilyn Monroe, knowing the sleeper down his pants, also had to go. The russians had as much as said it was a hedgehog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 It is all quite clear. We will lose to Coventry tomorrow. Aizoon has apologised in advance that if we lose to Bradford it is his fault, for breaking a solemn undertaking. However, I have forensically gone through all the evidence, and what Aizoon actually said is that he would not go to another home game until we had lost. He has not broken anything as yet, unless he ends up going to the game and we are still unbeaten. Now, in Isis, I believe we are making the mistake of assuming this refers to the current one that gets all the publicity. It is however, very clearly a reference to Isis, the Egyptian goddess worshipped as the patroness of nature and magic. This is clear as she used her magical skills, in restoring Osiris to life (a clear analogue to Bristol City) after having gathered the body parts that had been strewn about the earth by Set (again, clearly SoD). It was believed that the Nile River flooded every year because of the tears of sorrow which Isis wept for Osiris. Only an idiot would fail to see the link. The club has been reborn. Isis is upset as a promise looks like being broken. It can only be preserved by us being beaten tomorrow by magical skills. She then points us, by the hedgehog, to Aizoon, as the real culprit. The vital link. After the defeat, our tears of sorrow will go on for year after year. And all because of that bloody hedgehog.You suspect? Quite true, but in 1962 Krushchev said he wanted to put a "hedgehog down Uncles Sam's pants' just before the Cuban missle crisis. A year later JFK was dead. When looking at the 'magic bullet' the forensic experts of the time did not take account of the possability of him being shot from inside his own pants. It is clearly not a coincidence that Marilyn Monroe, knowing the sleeper down his pants, also had to go. The russians had as much as said it was a hedgehog. ...and that concludes the nominations for the 2014 OTIB Booker Awards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 You suspect? Quite true, but in 1962 Krushchev said he wanted to put a "hedgehog down Uncles Sam's pants' just before the Cuban missle crisis. A year later JFK was dead. When looking at the 'magic bullet' the forensic experts of the time did not take account of the possability of him being shot from inside his own pants. It is clearly not a coincidence that Marilyn Monroe, knowing the sleeper down his pants, also had to go. The russians had as much as said it was a hedgehog. Hence the 1975 Soviet award winning cartoon Yozhik v tumane (Hedgehog in the fog) - a subtle allegory of the Cold War. http://youtu.be/A9snuua1uwM Seriously, watch it. It's good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 ...and that concludes the nominations for the 2014 OTIB Booker Awards It would certainly get a showing on Discovery History... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 He's faked his death to avoid retribution from maddened Hitchin fans after his Hertfordshire trip. He's also hiding from ISIS after the latest fatwa denouncing hedgehogs as haram and unislamic Not sure what Coverntry has to do with it, though... Hes been sent there as haram and a kuffur...by fatwa of ISIS...who escorted him there in person.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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