ScottMurray'srightboot Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Few of the lads up the back yesterday were singing a song about Agard to the tune of Agadoo do do. Only managed to pick out a couple of lines but it sounded like it had potential, anyone know the full lyrics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FabiosBro Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Agard Do do do turn down Leeds for me and you Agard do do do he can score with just one shoe On the left on the right he makes your defence look sh**e He is quick he is class and he ******g hates the gas oooooooooooooo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Hahahaha. That's quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Agard Do do do turn down Leeds for me and you Agard do do do he can score with just one shoe On the left on the right he makes your defence look sh**e He is quick he is class and he ******g hates the gas oooooooooooooo... Sometimes you can see the reasoning behind other sections of society thinking that Football fans are morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FabiosBro Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 There's always one ain't there.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 There's always one ain't there.. Or more in this case, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottMurray'srightboot Posted October 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Agard Do do do turn down Leeds for me and you Agard do do do he can score with just one shoe On the left on the right he makes your defence look sh**e He is quick he is class and he ******g hates the gas oooooooooooooo... Outstanding haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin1988 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Big fan of that if that's what it was. Rather something original than the boring stuff like I wanna go home etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfOfWestStreet Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Sometimes you can see the reasoning behind other sections of society thinking that Football fans are morons. Sometimes people like to belittle people to make themselves feel bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Sometimes people like to belittle people to make themselves feel bigger. "He can score with just one shoe"...?! Really?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FabiosBro Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Each to their own I guess, if you don't want to sing it then we will sing it for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin1988 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 "He can score with just one shoe"...?! Really?? It's technically correct and it rhymes. We're not rewriting Shakespeare here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Each to their own I guess, if you don't want to sing it then we will sing it for you Have fun singing about players football shoes and claiming that they hate a team that they've probably never even played against. Infantile at best, sorry mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabio Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Agard Do do do turn down Leeds for me and you Agard do do do he can score with just one shoe On the left on the right he makes your defence look sh**e He is quick he is class and he ******g hates the gas oooooooooooooo... Love how you've named your self fabiosbro nice one bro :laugh:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FabiosBro Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Have fun singing about players football shoes and claiming that they hate a team that they've probably never even played against. Infantile at best, sorry mate. You can stick with the original " do do do do, Kieran agard" if you please ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabio Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Have fun singing about players football shoes and claiming that they hate a team that they've probably never even played against. Infantile at best, sorry mate. I think you will find a lot of football songs are like this for example tin man would never kick a gas head in the head we still sang it for tears. The gas are our rivals and will always be included in songs. Fair play bro song is good. We can't please everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 You can stick with the original " do do do do, Kieran agard" if you please ? I most certainly will. Do you really, honestly think that "Agard do do do" is not cringeworthy..? At least spend a little bit longer on it and take out the woefully childish "shoe" & "gas" parts. I actually quite like the first line, but it's bloody awful after that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin1988 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 I most certainly will. Do you really, honestly think that "Agard do do do" is not cringeworthy..? At least spend a little bit longer on it and take out the woefully childish "shoe" & "gas" parts. I actually quite like the first line, but it's bloody awful after that! Unlike "Barnsley's a shithole..." and "We're Bristol City, we do what we want" which are works of art. The thought which must have gone into the original 'du du du du Keiran Agard' is staggering, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FabiosBro Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Change the second line to he will score a few past you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 I think you will find a lot of football songs are like this for example tin man would never kick a gas head in the head we still sang it for tears. The gas are our rivals and will always be included in songs. Fair play bro song is good. We can't please everyone. Tinnion played many derby games against them so at least there was a connection. Surely you see that..? Good Football songs are simple and catchy. This is juvenile, makes no sense and is embarrassing. I'm not having a go, I'm just suggesting that you try again and not settle for that crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Change the second line to he will score a few past you? A massive improvement already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FabiosBro Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Forgive us for trying to make us not sound like unoriginal boring fans.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fabio Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Tinnion played many derby games against them so at least there was a connection. Surely you see that..? Good Football songs are simple and catchy. This is juvenile, makes no sense and is embarrassing. I'm not having a go, I'm just suggesting that you try again and not settle for that crap! Fair enough on that but in general football chants mainly need to rhyme. Think with hell score a few past you instead of the shoe is a must, but can't really think of anything to replace the gas As a lot know I have no problem singing about them even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Forgive us for trying to make us not sound like unoriginal boring fans.. Don't be so defensive! Original songs are great, but don't just settle for the first draught and keep them simple and clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FabiosBro Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 You just said it's juvenile makes no sense and is embarrassing, I feel quite offended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballwinningcentrehalf Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 99% of football songs are repetitive trash sang at every ground around the country with barely a change. I'm all for strange lyrics that set us mildly apart, so carry on with these tales of scoring with one shoe. Aren't trying to win a Grammy are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterStyvarsRightFoot Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Was joining in with it yesterday and spoke to you up the back fabiosbro ! Love the Luke freeman song, also think the who needs strikers we've got Aden flint would catch on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FabiosBro Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Yea mate just trying to spice things up, shame freeman didn't have a brilliant game with all the build up we gave him! Who needs strikers we got aden Flint was a good shout! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 You just said it's juvenile makes no sense and is embarrassing, I feel quite offended I'm sorry. Not knocking your efforts, but please don't settle for that juvenile first draught. It's already improved since this thread by replacing the line that sang about football shoes! Come on, surely you can't have been proud of that line..?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 99% of football songs are repetitive trash sang at every ground around the country with barely a change. I'm all for strange lyrics that set us mildly apart, so carry on with these tales of scoring with one shoe. Aren't trying to win a Grammy are we? Interestingly, I once heard that Man Utd actually employ song writers through their supporters club. I hate man Utd with a passion, but some of their songs are class. I'm not knocking anyone, just saying let's not settle for crap rather than spend a bit longer getting songs right. Simple is they key, otherwise people don't pick them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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