Aizoon Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Can't believe we have got this far into this tread without anyone mentioning Peter Crouch. "What would you have been if you weren't a footballer?" "A virgin, probably" Pure class... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe bryans right foot Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Nigel Spink Martin Keown Steve Ogrizovic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Nobby Stiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Bristol Born & Red Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 David Hopkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I remember doing the Panini sticker albums as a lad and the Iran squad that made it to the 74 World Cup finals were not only ugly to a man, but they looked photofits of every terrorist suspect you have ever seen. are you sure that was as a kid ?? they were rather like that this year, greece or whatever it was called, were pretty scary too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Ronaldo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One BCFC Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Mesut Ozil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formerly known as ivan Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Colin Hendry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frome Red Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Peter Beardsley ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 For those brave souls who went today, is the boy Hessenthaler as ugly as his old man ( I assume it's a hobbit/son relationship). Andy Hessenthaler, the ugliest footballer I've ever seen; unless you know better. Lee Chapman , Jimmy Bullard and Dwight Yorke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 James Harper - beyond ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beaverface Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Louis Van Gaal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londoner Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Ivanov makes Beardsley look like Di Caprio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Sam Allardyce has got a face like a tuck-back mooner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Mesut Ozil He looks like a bushbaby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxy27 Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Every player mentioned on this 'ugly' thread probably has a better looking mrs than you lot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdliketoRogerMoore Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Ladies and gentleman Luka modric looks like Gail from corrie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS15_RED Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Matt Le Tissier Didn't stop him from pulling Marilyn from Home and Away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Didn't stop him from pulling Marilyn from Home and Away! Was that the bint with the Desperate Dan jawline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS15_RED Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Was that the bint with the Desperate Dan jawline? I don't think so!http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Symons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I don't think so!http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Symons Must have been thinking of someone else! You would, wouldn`t you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Every player mentioned on this 'ugly' thread probably has a better looking mrs than you lot... Thereby proving the point that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Oxford English Dictionary Dictionary definition of beholder - a female able to spend the massive wage packet of an ugly professional footballer! P.S. I think the current England Captain deserves a mention in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Thereby proving the point that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Oxford English Dictionary Dictionary definition of beholder - a female able to spend the massive wage packet of an ugly professional footballer! P.S. I think the current England Captain deserves a mention in this thread. How could we forget Shrek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talk Of The Town Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Andrea Pirlo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltshoveller Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 No body has said The Goat!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Eric Gates, Sammy Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted November 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 The original post was a dig at Andy Hessenthalar in particular and Gillingham in general, a club I've long had a problem with. I would therefore like to broaden the theme to ugly managers. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I give you Mr. Tony Pulis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 The original post was a dig at Andy Hessenthalar in particular and Gillingham in general, a club I've long had a problem with. I would therefore like to broaden the theme to ugly managers. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I give you Mr. Tony Pulis. I refer you to my earlier post re: Sam Allardyce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talk Of The Town Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Steve Bruce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bend it like brian Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Joleon Lescott !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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