ZiderEyed Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Going back a few years , my parents split, and my mother got involved with this bald **** who lived in Stonehouse. He was a gashead, and I had managed to tolerate his shite. After a year though, it got too painful, and I ordered 25 or so custom sticker things and ravaged his Audi R8 and his R*vers shirt. I performed this at night as to remain unnoticed. In the morning, he roused at 6 to do his usual shift at the fudge-packer factory, and he saw 25 Ernies attached to his bonnet and windscreen. He couldn't get them off, so he ordered new parts to his car and he and my mum went separate ways. This has no real relevance, but I wanted somewhere to tell this story as most of my family just look appalled when I speak of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Good bombing. Best one yet though has to be the City On Tour sticker slapped on the Rovers sub away at Woking last week, ha ha. Quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gakoe Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 An R8? Doin shift work? You sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 An R8? Doin shift work? You sure? To tell you the truth, he was a manager at Schneider Electric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 An R8? Doin shift work? You sure? Maybe being a fudge packer comes with danger money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gakoe Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 To tell you the truth, he was a manager at Schneider Electric Wow. Wholesale electrical materials eh? Quite impressive. Ya think, maybe the Audi was hired to impress your mum? Only asking like and fair play for bombing the G**head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Wow. Wholesale electrical materials eh? Quite impressive. Ya think, maybe the Audi was hired to impress your mum? Only asking like and fair play for bombing the G**head. Probably. He tried to get me to go to the Mem once. Told him to shove it where the sun does not shine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Got a pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Got a pic? Afraid not. Wish I had at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gakoe Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Afraid not. Wish I had at the time. No shit??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 No shit??? Hang on, you aren't suggesting the original post is the work of fiction are you?!??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Hang on, you aren't suggesting the original post is the work of fiction are you?!??!! How very dare he? This is the one significant achievement I have made and they are questioning it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gakoe Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Hang on, you aren't suggesting the original post is the work of fiction are you?!??!! Not sure if it's my new glasses, but I have my suspicions?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Not sure if it's my new glasses, but I have my suspicions?? I can honestly vouch for its truth. Would I lie to the (2nd (behind the Ziderheads forum)) most vicious forum on the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gakoe Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I can honestly vouch for its truth. Would I lie to the (2nd (behind the Ziderheads forum)) most vicious forum on the internet? Mate, I have no idea what you're quoting there. However, fair play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gakoe Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I can honestly vouch for its truth. Would I lie to the (2nd (behind the Ziderheads forum)) most vicious forum on the internet? Yeah, I think you probably have mate? You think we're vicious?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Only joking mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I used to put a city sticker on the barrier on the Blackthorn end whenever I watched Bristol. I'd also take a massive poo at the end of the game and not flush it. Though I expect the cleaning staff at the mem soon sorted that out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gakoe Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 I used to put a city sticker on the barrier on the Blackthorn end whenever I watched Bristol. I'd also take a massive poo at the end of the game and not flush it. Though I expect the cleaning staff at the mem soon sorted that out Mint.................y..........................bcfc...........x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Anyone else got any Sticker stories? Or is there a thread for it? Also has anyone got a link to the City on Tour sticker? I haven't seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob k Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Good bombing. Best one yet though has to be the City On Tour sticker slapped on the Rovers sub away at Woking last week, ha ha. Quality. Without doubt! That goes down as the best ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRock Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Without doubt! That goes down as the best ever Classic. How the **** did someone do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Classic. How the **** did someone do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted January 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 That is amazing Stealthy bloke who did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Bristol Born & Red Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Woking's 'Kop' looks quality..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTMS Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Or is there a thread for it? http://www.whenthemoonshines.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=1041 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olé Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Not on a par with anything that has been mentioned here, but this has been in place now at a very busy central London tube station for nearly 3 months, covering of all things, a promotional advertisement which used to say "Choose Cardiff". There's quite a small approach to these two barriers and at rush hour people have to queue here so it's been seen by 90% of the tens of thousands who go through here. (Whoever did it needs a good talking to, that's not what the stickers were for FFS.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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