CyderInACan Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 No real reason for posting other than the fact it's just popped into my head whilst reading the Sakho thread. It's a great quote though. Any others out there that aren't "famous"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Arsenal vs Chelsea Cup final Tim Lovejoy and Bradley Walsh doing fan commentry, Parlour breaks through un marked and lovejoy says "Don't worry its only ray parlour" and parlour scores an aboslute rocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 "Nothing can stop Mansell now!" will never be equalled, let alone beaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance". Major General John Sedgwicks last words before being hit by Confederate fire. "If elected as Mayor of Bristol, I will scrap the BRT scheme" Red Trousered **** "The funding is in place and has been for some time" Nick Higgs on the Memorial Ground revamp. The funding wasn't in place, and never had been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 "...and Smith must score". From the 1983 cup final between Brighton and Man U. The score was 2-2 near the end and of course Smith missed, so the match went to a reply, which Brighton lost. "And Smith Must Score" subsequently became the name of the Brighton fanzine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance". Major General John Sedgwicks last words before being hit by Confederate fire. I thought the actual quote was "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis.................". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Dazzler Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 England v Romania in the world cup France 1998. England were a goal down, got I back to 1-1 with only a few minutes left, Kevin Keegan utters the immortal words:- "Only one team can win this now - England". Cue Romania to get the winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohbasso Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 "We have a watertight contract with Sainsburys" Nick Higgs NLBR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Rich Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 England v Romania in the world cup France 1998. England were a goal down, got I back to 1-1 with only a few minutes left, Kevin Keegan utters the immortal words:- "Only one team can win this now - England". Cue Romania to get the winner Wasn't that Euro 2000?! Donkey Neville? Horrific... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 http://www.otib.co.uk/uploads/dog.mp3 http://www.otib.co.uk/uploads/mike.mp3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Bristol Rovers 0 - Mansfield Town 1 Famous to City and Rovers fans. Everyone else, they have no idea of the significance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North London Red Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Wasn't that Euro 2000?! Donkey Neville? Horrific... No, it was 98, after Michael Owen's late equaliser in Toulouse. There was still time for Dan Petrescu to get a last minute winning goal. We then of course lost again to Romania two years later, 3-2, thanks to the late penalty given away by Phil Neville. We actually led that game 2-1 at half time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 "There's only one word for that, magic darts..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EstoniaTallinnRed Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 One of the best has got to be And for those viewing in Black and White the Pink is next to the Red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Not sport, but a favourite of mine is people who don't think of the literal meaning of metaphors. "I've nothing against gay sex, but I wish they wouldn't push it down our throats". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 "Labour party through the fatcccherr yeaarzzz.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 "**** YOU SHIDHEADS THE GAS R STAYIN UP YUUL NEVER GET RID OF THE GAS A NEW ERA IS COMIN THIS TIME NEXT YEAR..." etc etc. Written on Facebook by pretty much every Gashead with a Facebook account after Rovers beat Wycombe last April. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redcityman Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I think one of the best has to be Steve McMahon signalling to his team mates and the ref that they only have to hold on for two more minutes to win the title. Up steps Michael Thomas and the rest is history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Rich Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 No, it was 98, after Michael Owen's late equaliser in Toulouse. There was still time for Dan Petrescu to get a last minute winning goal. We then of course lost again to Romania two years later, 3-2, thanks to the late penalty given away by Phil Neville. We actually led that game 2-1 at half time. Yes you are correct. Flamin Romanians!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezo Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Jamie Redknapp - pretty much anything he says inc but not only "These balls now - they literally explode off your feet.", "Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four.", "He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there." and probably the best "Peter Schmeichel will be like a father figure to Kasper Schmeichel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 "Only an idiot would try and predict the score. Alan?" Gary Linekar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 You will never win anything with kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Utter silence and Facebook de-friending from 16:53 onwards. They must have all instantly knew that they were deservedly going to become a total laughing stock after constantly banging on about the play-offs and disrespecting other clubs by self proclaiming that they were far too big a club for League 2. Then they showed their true family club colours by going on the rampage due in the main to the fact that they knew that the Sheeds would be laughing at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I think one of the best has to be Steve McMahon signalling to his team mates and the ref that they only have to hold on for two more minutes to win the title. Up steps Michael Thomas and the rest is history. I was pretty sure that was John Barnes, although I accept more than one of them might have said something similar. If I remember correct he slapped his thighs and said "one more minute to go boys". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I was pretty sure that was John Barnes, although I accept more than one of them might have said something similar. If I remember correct he slapped his thighs and said "one more minute to go boys". My mistake. I've just watched 9 minutes of highlights and you were right, it was McMahon. Although John Barnes did give John Aldridge a high five. What a finish that was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Mandy Rice Davies - ' Well he would say that wouldnt he ' in reply to Lord Astor being accused of having an affair with her which he denied ...Class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Andy Gray many times - "Three words for you, take a bow son" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 50% of football matches are lost. Quote, Radio 5 Live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gazred Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Jamie Redknapp - pretty much anything he says inc but not only "These balls now - they literally explode off your feet.", "Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four.", "He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there." and probably the best "Peter Schmeichel will be like a father figure to Kasper Schmeichel." Funnily enough that exact quote got mentioned on Room101 the other day. It was noted as being a rare exception where he could of gotten away with using literally in context but didn't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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