fatchers Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 I'm having work done on my house and the fitters come from Swindle. I mean,swindon.. I feel like John Cleese when he had the Germans in Fawlty towers. He tried not to mention the war but found it impossible, I may have mentioned the swindling ,the upcoming court case, the cheating and diving tactics and the fact they could'nt field a team without loan players,the fact that they're plummeting down the league and that they have history in underhand payments,having been denied promotion before because of cheating. But ,I don't think they minded. I made them coffee and may have used two of my City mugs by mistake, or not. I may have mentioned once or twice that City are on for a league and cup double this season too. I can also confirm that not all people that come from Swindle have six fingers,they showed me. They also seem to have a sense of humour too, when I said I hope you do a good job here,they laughed. Was that before or after I asked if they were all related in swindle? I may have mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. COYR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Who are you going to get in to put things right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchers Posted February 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Good point. But only a point and we are Seven points above swindle, I could mention that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 I would get the punch in early... i mean the punch list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 I hope they're not fitting anything that could explode, leak or block! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Doing the goose step whilt doing the nazi salute might loosen things up...fak em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Watch out for him diving off a step ladder and claiming compo ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Good point. But only a point and we are Seven points above swindle, I could mention that again. Go for compensation, fake an injury caused by some of their poor workmanship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Who are you going to get in to put things right? There's a firm in Cardiff who are n't bad ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchers Posted February 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 They're up on my roof. I told them they can see the City Stadium from there. A proper stadium with proper facilties and toilets. I think I hear rain.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Who are you going to get in to put things right? Mr O'Reilly, of course ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Watch out for him diving off a step ladder and claiming compo ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 I'm having work done on my house and the fitters come from Swindle. I mean,swindon.. I feel like John Cleese when he had the Germans in Fawlty towers. He tried not to mention the war but found it impossible, I may have mentioned the swindling ,the upcoming court case, the cheating and diving tactics and the fact they could'nt field a team without loan players,the fact that they're plummeting down the league and that they have history in underhand payments,having been denied promotion before because of cheating. But ,I don't think they minded. I made them coffee and may have used two of my City mugs by mistake, or not. I may have mentioned once or twice that City are on for a league and cup double this season too. I can also confirm that not all people that come from Swindle have six fingers,they showed me. They also seem to have a sense of humour too, when I said I hope you do a good job here,they laughed. Was that before or after I asked if they were all related in swindle? I may have mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. COYR Plummeting!? I'd be checking the house for turds in the curtain linings if I was you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Mr O'Reilly, of course ! "You are a hideous orangutan" Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted February 25, 2015 Admin Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 What makes you think that they are remotely interested in football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Are they still banging on about 1969, Don Rogers and all that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashtonboy Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 If they want a piss, make em go in the garden next to the barbeque! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Just wait till you get the bill from Swindon Council :laughcont: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTR Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 I'm having work done on my house and the fitters come from Swindle. I mean,swindon.. I feel like John Cleese when he had the Germans in Fawlty towers. He tried not to mention the war but found it impossible, I may have mentioned the swindling ,the upcoming court case, the cheating and diving tactics and the fact they could'nt field a team without loan players,the fact that they're plummeting down the league and that they have history in underhand payments,having been denied promotion before because of cheating. But ,I don't think they minded. I made them coffee and may have used two of my City mugs by mistake, or not. I may have mentioned once or twice that City are on for a league and cup double this season too. I can also confirm that not all people that come from Swindle have six fingers,they showed me. They also seem to have a sense of humour too, when I said I hope you do a good job here,they laughed. Was that before or after I asked if they were all related in swindle? I may have mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. COYR I bet they've got six toes on each foot,ask them to show you,if you can stand the smell for it's well known that they don't wash very often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Make them get to the court order stage before agreeing to pay them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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