Curr Avon Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Walking back down Wembley Way after yesterday's match I witnessed a rather interesting exchange between an inebriated City supporter and a mounted Policeman. The former decided to stumble towards the rear of the steed and scoop up a handful of horses**t, much to the consternation of the shocked lawman. "What do you think you're doing?" Said the officer, referring to the shenanigans. "I'm taking it home to put on 'me flowers," replied the fan. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchay Red Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Walking back down Wembley Way after yesterday's match I witnessed a rather interesting exchange between an inebriated City supporter and a mounted Policeman. The former decided to stumble towards the rear of the steed and scoop up a handful of horses**t, much to the consternation of the shocked lawman. "What do you think you're doing?" Said the officer, referring to the shenanigans. "I'm taking it home to put on 'me flowers," replied the fan. Priceless. Always puzzled me why horse riders don't have to clean up after their horse, whereas dog walkers can get a hefty fine if they don't! But then I suppose doggie doos isn't good for anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Always puzzled me why horse riders don't have to clean up after their horse, whereas dog walkers can get a hefty fine if they don't! But then I suppose doggie doos isn't good for anything! Not so mate, I feed my pooches on food so healthy that there is no smell and can be used in the compost bin, not joking, i've got loads in my bin and smell whatsoever. PS:- No dog farting either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberry2157. Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Glad I wasn't sat next to him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Where is "Wembley way"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider_boy Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Always puzzled me why horse riders don't have to clean up after their horse, whereas dog walkers can get a hefty fine if they don't! But then I suppose doggie doos isn't good for anything! Dogs tend to eat meat which means their **** has nasty bacteria in it, horses eat grass and hay, so their **** doesn't, and won't do anyone any harm! Anyway, priceless from the OP - bet the policeman had was half expecting it to get thrown at him, not the response he got! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Always puzzled me why horse riders don't have to clean up after their horse, whereas dog walkers can get a hefty fine if they don't! But then I suppose doggie doos isn't good for anything! It's good for blinding children if they get it in their eyes after making contact with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 And the moral of the story is: A City supporter will willingly take shit from a police horse for all the right reasons A gas head will give shit to a police horse for all the wrong reasons It's good to be City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I like the thought of people giving this bloke a wide berth on the train home because he was pissed up and had his pockets full of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I like the thought of people giving this bloke a wide berth on the train home because he was pissed up and had his pockets full of shit. Exactly. And Police spotters were out looking for faeces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Not so mate, I feed my pooches on food so healthy that there is no smell and can be used in the compost bin, not joking, i've got loads in my bin and smell whatsoever. PS:- No dog farting either. Bizarre... You must avoid giving them healthy greens like brocoli and cabbage then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 ManUre it yet another Wembley appearance! (& as for the Bristol City fan who took a few lumps home, ..he's 'The Champion Dung Spreader' Adge Cutler wrote the song about!.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Bizarre... You must avoid giving them healthy greens like brocoli and cabbage then! Ingredients: 28% dried poultry meal, thermally treated whole grain rice, thermally treated whole grain maize, 8% game tripe meal, rice germs, Jerusalem artichoke meal, 5% sea fish meal, dried beetroot meal, cold pressed linseed oil, cold pressed rapeseed oil, 2% egg yolk, dried peat, fruit powder (combination of carobs, pineapples, papayas, bananas, acerola cherries, apples, pears, blueberries, mangos, raspberries), dried herb mixture, salmon oil, algae meal, dried Mojave yucca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 ManUre it yet another Wembley appearance! (& as for the Bristol City fan who took a few lumps home, ..he's 'The Champion Dung Spreader' Adge Cutler wrote the song about!.) Was he going home on the Charterhouse to Cheddar coach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 Was he going home on the Charterhouse to Cheddar coach? That is a distinct possibility Robbo, though I'm pretty certain he didn't go back againo to Easton in Gordano, apparently his last reported sighting was on the Cumberland Basin he went up and down and under but where he goes from there nobody knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 That is a distinct possibility Robbo, though I'm pretty certain he didn't go back againo to Easton in Gordano, apparently his last reported sighting was on the Cumberland Basin he went up and down and under but where he goes from there nobody knows... and it aint no bleedin wonder...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 He could've went to Pill -he's always loved that place. or to BS 3 to see his brother Ernie (he's care in the community now ever since Barrow Gurney closed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 He'll need to let that rot down before putting it near any flowers, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 I think if we saw this story and it was about a gashead on the NLBR forum, we would have a somewhat different take on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 I think if we saw this story and it was about a gashead on the NLBR forum, we would have a somewhat different take on it. 'Coz we all know that a gasheadwould take no shit from a police horse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 'Coz we all know that a gasheadwould take no shit from a police horse! ...then again you'd have to be a Gas head to look a gift horse in the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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