City V Rovers

[TETBURY MASSIVE]

At a recent City v Rovers derby, Tinman goes into the home changing

room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.

"What's up?" he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's

important but it's only rovers but we can't be bothered, we always beat

them".

Big Tinman looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself,

you lads go down the pub."

So Tinman goes out to play Rovers by himself and the rest of the City team

go off for a few beers. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going,

so they ring the assitant Gaff on his mobile to get the score. A big cheer goes up as

he tells them city 1 - rovers 0 (tinman 10minutes)". He is beating

the rovers all by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone

remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They ring

the assitant Gaffer again to find out city 1(tinman 10 minutes) - rovers

1(In-bred 89 minutes)".

They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw!! They rush back to

the dressing rooms to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room,

still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at

them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't be daft, you got a

draw, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end!"

"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes

[Guest litaluvver]

Cheered me up, especially as I sit unfortunately close to a Gas head!!!!!!!!

[Guest Levster]

Hmm, I bet there's a smilie on here that conveys laughter but I'm too lazy to look for it.

thats brillient mate