Ohbasso Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flints so tough he doesn't use a towel after showering, he just tells the water to do one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterStyvarsRightFoot Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Flinty was once bitten by a venomous snake... After five days of pure pain; the snake eventually passed away peacefully Flint actually died four years ago... It's just he's that tough the grim reaper didn't want to tell him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olé Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Aden Flint kills two stones with one bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSam Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Flinty's so tough that Steve Bruce has hung a picture of him in the Hull dressing room, and told his players: "win, or play him next season" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Flint has a leopardskin rug in his living room. It's not dead, just too scared to move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sag Earth Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Flinty "eats lightning and craps thunder "- Mickey Goldmill 1976. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betelgeuse Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Flints so tough that his rice crispies don't go snap crackle or pop, they just sit there in silence. Flints so tough he could nutmeg a mermaid! Flints so tough that when he enters a room, he doesnt turn the lights on, he turns the dark off! Flints so tough that when Mark Zuckerberg invented facebook, he had a friend request waiting from Flinty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon uk Posted May 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Flint is so tough that there is no theory of evolution, there are only species that Aden flint has let live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 So tough he asked for a Big Mac in Burger King and they got him one Can't take any credit for that - saw it on a Liverpool banner about Skrtel I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Northski Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Flinty is so tough that he once nearly answered back Beryl Fudge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 flinty can eat 4 shredded wheat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbcfc Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Aden Flint is so tough he doesn't flush the toilet, he literally scares the s*** out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonR Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 When Flinty was 3 His dad told him to dig a hole to China, he came back 3 days later with a Black Belt in Heading, a Wife and 4 kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephjnr Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Aden Flint's picture is hung up in Mark Cooper's bathroom because nothing makes him shit faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Flinty is so tough he said no to swindle going up and they listened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pride of the west Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Flinty is so tough that even coach 1 offers him a Murray mint during the journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderup Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Flinty is so tough that even coach 1 offers him a Murray mint during the journey. Nobody is THAT tough, not even Flinty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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