Robin101 Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 i'm drunk and eating crisps whats the drunkest you've ever been at a city match edit - most drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fodbarmyarmy Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Had a kip when the lights went out against the Scousers... .then, when someone was kind enough to wake me up, as everyone was leaving the Dolman, I stumbled down a few steps and went right over on my ankle and had to have a week off work for the swelling to come down..... do i win a fiver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy082005 Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Oxford away years ago at the Old Manor Ground. Fell asleep in a cubicle before the game even started, woke up 20 minutes into the second half when we were 3-0 down. Left straight away.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderingred Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Palace away, after a long session on the natch. I got kicked out just after half time and ended up having a piss outside their club shop. Certainly not proud of my actions but its one of those things you can look back on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 In recent memory, possibly City home to Northampton in 2007 (1-0 win courtesy of Kevin Betsy): took a friend along to the game (FCUM supporter) and we had been in Bar Salt beforehand to watch Liverpool v Man United when O'Shea scored a last minute winner at the Kop End: hate to think how much we had before the match, game itself is a blur, and it all went horribly wrong later that night. Away from City, messiest was possibly Man City v Crystal Palace in 1989: had been out the day before and the morning of: after 15 minutes had to stagger to the loos in the away end, fell asleep and woke up close to final whistle. Edit: just remembered another: went up to Chicago for USA v England (2005 maybe?): got dragged to a pub by a friend at 9am, since he wanted to watch the Scottish Cup final. Aside from knowing Kieran Richardson scored a couple don't recall much from the game, other than hurling abuse at John Motson for some unknown reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie The DJ Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 The last home game against Leeds, fell asleep as soon as I sat down. One of my mates woke me up at full time. The lift I had arranged back to Portishead had gone without me, so walked over to the bus stop and fell asleep. Got on the bus about 9.00 and yes you've guessed it fell asleep !. When I woke up the bus was just leaving Portishead so I ended up walking home, eventually I got home about 11.00. City had lost 2/0 so didn't make for good watching through squinted eyes. The day hadn't been good, my own stupid fault, as I had been dragged into the pub at nine o'clock by a mate, plus I had just started a course of strong medication . The only plus side is I didn't get involved in all the trouble, unlike my mate who got a ban. Did I learn a lesson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunnyfunt Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 i'm drunk and eating crisps whats the drunkest you've ever been at a city match edit - most drunkI can't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 The last home game against Leeds, fell asleep as soon as I sat down. One of my mates woke me up at full time. The lift I had arranged back to Portishead had gone without me, so walked over to the bus stop and fell asleep. Got on the bus about 9.00 and yes you've guessed it fell asleep !. When I woke up the bus was just leaving Portishead so I ended up walking home, eventually I got home about 11.00. City had lost 2/0 so didn't make for good watching through squinted eyes. The day hadn't been good, my own stupid fault, as I had been dragged into the pub at nine o'clock by a mate, plus I had just started a course of strong medication . The only plus side is I didn't get involved in all the trouble, unlike my mate who got a ban. Did I learn a lesson? I remember that game, think it was the one where I watched as several Leeds fans got bounced down the stairs from a great height in the dolman :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antlers Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 A few come to mind. about 16 years ago in my younger days, i smashed in enough Southern Comfort to drown a dog at home to Burnley. I could not walk up the Dolman steps and ended up pretty much crawling up to the top of block A. The match was a blur and to this day i still do not know what happened after. woke up next day fully clothed sleeping on my kitchen floor. Away to Palace in 07/08 i had been to a party the night before, i got home at 7am in time to grab my train tickets and get to London. i was drunk as a skunk before the day had started then i hit it again in London. ended up falling asleep in the ground. Paris with England a few years back. flying from Exeter late afternoon. for some reason we got to Exeter early morning and then went on it. had 8 pints before getting on the flight and had a few on the plane too. some Plymouth fans had to help us get through CDG after landing as me and my mate could barely see. Then had a big night out in Paris which ended in vomit decorations. The next day was match day so we drowned out our hangovers with rum, then plenty of beer and then more rum. Dont remember anything of the game but do remember climbing the fencing inside the ground into the home end to put up a Bristol City flag. After the game we hit it hard and again i ended up decorating central Paris with my daily intake before finding a random bush to have a well earned nap. plenty more now i am thinking of it, i could go on for some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olé Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Cardiff away just after Pulis left, three wise men in charge. 0-0. I was drunk most of a bottle of spirits and was completely bananas. Didn't know the difference between half time and full time and was shouting "Your Mum" at Cardiff fans. I wrote a blow by blow account of the day somewhere to document the mess I descended into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Playoff final at Cardiff vs Brighton in 04. I was only 17 and my brother, dad and I had been drinking in the streets in Cardiff for hours before. Remember almost nothing about the game other than standing up and singing whilst all around me was quiet, berating fellow fans for not doing the same. Shades of Delia, very embarrassing looking back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 A few come to mind. about 16 years ago in my younger days, i smashed in enough Southern Comfort to drown a dog at home to Burnley. I could not walk up the Dolman steps and ended up pretty much crawling up to the top of block A. The match was a blur and to this day i still do not know what happened after. woke up next day fully clothed sleeping on my kitchen floor. Away to Palace in 07/08 i had been to a party the night before, i got home at 7am in time to grab my train tickets and get to London. i was drunk as a skunk before the day had started then i hit it again in London. ended up falling asleep in the ground. Paris with England a few years back. flying from Exeter late afternoon. for some reason we got to Exeter early morning and then went on it. had 8 pints before getting on the flight and had a few on the plane too. some Plymouth fans had to help us get through CDG after landing as me and my mate could barely see. Then had a big night out in Paris which ended in vomit decorations. The next day was match day so we drowned out our hangovers with rum, then plenty of beer and then more rum. Dont remember anything of the game but do remember climbing the fencing inside the ground into the home end to put up a Bristol City flag. After the game we hit it hard and again i ended up decorating central Paris with my daily intake before finding a random bush to have a well earned nap. plenty more now i am thinking of it, i could go on for some time.After reading this, I thought it was an obituary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palmers Green Red Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 By definition difficult to remember, but do recall an away day in Cambridge early 90s when you have to walk across a field with allotments from the pub ... somehow we managed to obtain some supermarket trolleys which came in handy to push those who couldn't hardly walk anymore. Remember this being the wonderful day where the 'Rennie for Scotland'chant got it's first and possibly last airing - that shows how much under the influence people were! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Brentford away. Went absolutely flipping mental when we scored only to realise it was Brentford. I felt very alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 A few come to mind. about 16 years ago in my younger days, i smashed in enough Southern Comfort to drown a dog at home to Burnley. I could not walk up the Dolman steps and ended up pretty much crawling up to the top of block A. The match was a blur and to this day i still do not know what happened after. woke up next day fully clothed sleeping on my kitchen floor. Away to Palace in 07/08 i had been to a party the night before, i got home at 7am in time to grab my train tickets and get to London. i was drunk as a skunk before the day had started then i hit it again in London. ended up falling asleep in the ground. Paris with England a few years back. flying from Exeter late afternoon. for some reason we got to Exeter early morning and then went on it. had 8 pints before getting on the flight and had a few on the plane too. some Plymouth fans had to help us get through CDG after landing as me and my mate could barely see. Then had a big night out in Paris which ended in vomit decorations. The next day was match day so we drowned out our hangovers with rum, then plenty of beer and then more rum. Dont remember anything of the game but do remember climbing the fencing inside the ground into the home end to put up a Bristol City flag. After the game we hit it hard and again i ended up decorating central Paris with my daily intake before finding a random bush to have a well earned nap. plenty more now i am thinking of it, i could go on for some time. Bravo sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 God knows I've made a complete arse of myself on many occasions. Best refer to Bakes and Forbespm for any grisly details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
054123 Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Lots of falling asleep experiences in grounds, notably a nice kip , on tbd the terrace at salter gate. I think one of the worst times i was against rovers under John Ward and i literally saw double in everything. I can remember trying so hard to concentrate on the ball, but to no avail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 That sag game at Christmas years ago. Utterly ballbagged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Or any time I've stayed in the pub rather than go to the game! Poor decision making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lenred Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Liking this confessional, it's good to know it's not only me who's made a complete arse of themselves whilst in pursuit of our love of the City! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Yorkshire CideRed Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 2006 World Cup in Germany. Turned up in Frankfurt with a couple of mates for England's opener with no plan where we'd be staying or what we'd be doing. After copious amounts of Weissbier ended up rocking up to a club at 1am in my beer soaked England shirt & convinced the bouncer we were mates with Pete Tong. Randomly bumped into some fellow City fans from Keynsham. Finally fell asleep under a giant Euro sign in the financial district at 5am. Later found our car had been towed and had to go all the way out to the compound to pay for its release. The most random but funniest 48hrs of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfOfWestStreet Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Cardiff home New Year's Day few years back. Lee Johnson scored and after going absolutely mental waa sick in the EE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterStyvarsRightFoot Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Swindon at home last year ( we drew0-0?) was so plastered I thought that we had 22 men on our side... Black rat does strange things to people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Not really been massively pissed at a game although I was pretty merry at Wembley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider-manc Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 England 5-1 vs Croatia. Started (very) early and was in the posh seats through work. Spent most of the game swearing at/singing at/abusing at anyone who came within 10 foot of me... including work colleagues and clients (who I didn't know were going to be there). Luckily they took it in good humour but it certainly wasn't my finest hour. Last thing I remember was singing abuse at a bunch of Millwall fans on the tube and having to make a sharpish exit before I got myself killed. Basically I had too much and acted like a grade A****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixtyseconds Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Chester away 89. Travelled up in a aromatic luxury removal van. No seats. Bucket for wee. Packed in like illegal immigrants from Calais. The only light we had in the back was fags and spliffs. Left at cider o clock before it was light. Arrived in Chester at 12.00 barely able to communicate with the rest of the human race. The youth call it blazin.. Beautiful pub, dark woods, classy and with an open fire. Then the ranting raving began in earnest. I and friend sort our kicks dancing on tables. We fell in the fire. Me and my friend had to be extinguished with slaps, punches and beer. I do not understand why two distressed looking men smelling of smoke, alcohol and wearing burnt ash covered clothing were not allowed into Sealand Road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinheadface Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 If i could remember i would tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Chester away 89. Travelled up in a aromatic luxury removal van. No seats. Bucket for wee. Packed in like illegal immigrants from Calais. The only light we had in the back was fags and spliffs. Left at cider o clock before it was light. Arrived in Chester at 12.00 barely able to communicate with the rest of the human race. The youth call it blazin.. Beautiful pub, dark woods, classy and with an open fire. Then the ranting raving began in earnest. I and friend sort our kicks dancing on tables. We fell in the fire. Me and my friend had to be extinguished with slaps, punches and beer. I do not understand why two distressed looking men smelling of smoke, alcohol and wearing burnt ash covered clothing were not allowed into Sealand Road. Got suckered by the "who is the reserve keeper?" Question most likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Being quite young, I haven't had many, but I once recall going to Wembley with England, can't remember who against, but we were atrocious. I was up in the gods, and was off of my face. I remember moments, including me throwing both of my shoes at Paul Robinson, missing (obviously), and hitting some nice gentleman in the back of the head, before being kicked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Completely mortalled for the Brighton game at Cardiff. Just as well really. All can remember is the copious pints in the millennium bar before then being in a very edgy Bristol City Centre about 5 hours later. Not a good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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