cheshire_red Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 The club have nailed any possible future communication problems with our new signing. Jonathan is to room with Scott Murray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 I sincerely hope someone is going 'Del Boy' on him. If he scores a goal in training give him a 'Mange tous Kodjia, Mange tous'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 So who has the job of teaching Scotty to speak English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Haha I hope JK's "english" interviews will have us all making comparisons to the scouse accent that Jan Molby developed in about 3 months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negan Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Well he seems to be settling in all right, in the training videos today he had a little dance with Wilbs after scoring today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 He needs to be taught Bristol dialect and nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 So who has the job of teaching Scotty to speak English? JK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverRed Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 He needs to be taught Bristol dialect and nothing else. Yes, lets start with "Cheers Drive" when leaving the team bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Yes, lets start with "Cheers Drive" when leaving the team bus. And pitch is not what he plays football on, it is what snow does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Homer Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Let's hope that any wayward shots don't end up in the stingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 He needs to be taught Bristol dialect and nothing else.The same accent as Ricky Maynard's boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Lesson 1: See that thing in Ashton Park kids are sliding down... it's a slider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 And don't forget your daps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Lesson 1: See that thing in Ashton Park kids are sliding down... it's a slider. There's a gurt big one ov they up bowood 'ouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selred Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 If asking about the location of something always add too on the end. As in, "Where's Bristol Rovers new stadium too?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 If asking about the location of something always add too on the end. As in, "Where's Bristol Rovers new stadium too?" If asking a question like that, he should be reminded that inappropriate relations with immediate family members, touching up mothers who are out shopping with their kids and punching equestrian animals is not the done things around these parts, whatever else he may be advised once he finds the rovers ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 Reminds me of when I met Shaun Goater at a book signing in Bermuda........ ME: "Hi Shaun I'm Gareth" Him: "Alright Gar' I'm Goat errr" in a spot on Bristolian accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted July 24, 2015 Report Share Posted July 24, 2015 All ee needs to know : Ay! What? Ee! What? Ee! Wur? Thur! What! Ee! Thur! Oh Ah plus gurt lush thatch proper job kiddy and 3 lions and aw rite my lover? and suck ee and theese gottun wer theese casn't backun asn't! and 'olloway's a *anker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 For the 'occasional' takeaway treat he's gonna have to learn 'Cod Lot' .... 'Pee Sir' .... and .... 'Ker-babber' please ......or he's gonna starve in Bristol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ten minutes of rough Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 For the 'occasional' takeaway treat he's gonna have to learn 'Cod Lot' .... 'Pee Sir' .... and .... 'Ker-babber' please ......or he's gonna starve in Bristol. Better show him how to get to Asdal then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 get him a copy of "Krek Waiters Peak Bristle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Surely we just need to buy him one of these https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/190647785X/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_OZ2SvbQC6BEE2 I swears that'll sort it, swears it on me babbies eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Surely we just need to buy him one of these [url=https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/190647785X/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_OZ2SvbQC6BEE2]https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/190647785X/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_OZ2SvbQC6BEE2[/url I swears that'll sort it, swears it on me babbies eyes Written by my best mates bruvver that biss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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