... Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 Hello workersYes, this thread is called "Is your manager a b*****d?" We can all give examples of what a b******d our bosses are, and possibly some good will come of it, by way of mutual help and advice. OR we can just take the p**s, as usual on OTIB, and drive ourselves over the edge. I'll start:- Your boss wants to give you a good hard kick in the b****cks. He can't do this, so instead the approved MO is to make you look like a ****, preferably to his boss. How is this best achieved? Simple, send an email at oooooh - what time shall we say ......... 5 minutes to 5 on a friday afternoon (boss, naturally gets weekends off), and immediately leave the building, switching his phone off.I believe this is called the 'friday night fry 'em', or the 'weekend whump'. Everyone thinks you are a moron, and you cannot do anything about it until monday at the earliest, by which time, everyone above you in the company has absorbed the mis-information, and it has become fact.What a bunch of total b******ds. "Next". TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 529 warning points !!! ...... made I laugh ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted October 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 529 warning points !!! ...... made I laugh ffs That, Sir, is a disgusting slur, and I want a meeting with you 9AM sharp on monday. TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS2 Red Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 My boss is a gashead and so is automatically a b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 My new boss is my old bosses son,both bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 My new boss is my old bosses son,both bastards.....erm, trust you're not James Wilson by any chance are you? (if you are , theres a bloke called Robbored who would LOVE to sit down and have a chat with you over a pint! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted October 3, 2015 Report Share Posted October 3, 2015 .....erm, trust you're not James Wilson by any chance are you? (if you are , theres a bloke called Robbored who would LOVE to sit down and have a chat with you over a pint! ) no I got more talent than him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted October 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Or this:-Again, by the dreaded email, you are told (copied into a senior manager), that someone has made a complaint about you. Naturally, they have supposedly complained to your manager, not you. You respond by saying 'tell me who it was and I will make the appropriate apology'. Fair and reasonable? Because there was no complaint, he can't tell you who it was, so offers to pass on your apology instead. You phone the department the complaint allegedly came from, and they don't know what you are talking about. Trouble is, the complaint has been 'put out there' and your bosses boss knows about it. You can't undo it, because you don't know who it came from. Proof, indeed the the devil liveth, and walketh the planet incarnate? TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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