Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Could they have a place in modern football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityexile Posted October 9, 2015 Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 A cod God lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted October 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2015 Armed with a quivering fish slice, and sporting a pallid hue, a cluster of the slippery buggers could draw opposition defenders like udders to a milkmaid, clearing space for a creative midfielder to pump multiple balls into the channels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 I thought they were a 70's supergroup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheatus59 Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 EHHH ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 EHHH ????Yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Could they have a place in modern football?shouldn't that be 'plaice'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciderrider Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 No hogging the bong, pass it down the line please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 International break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redad Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Naah they all stink apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 There is a good one opened recently in North Street, some lovely, lovely fresh fish. Just round the corner from Rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Surely an undead fish monger is a pet shop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I am the mole Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Can you say(not type) fish restaurant 10 times really fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Why do mongers only sell fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Why do mongers only sell fish?not if they are an ironmonger or costermonger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespa Red Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Or a doommonger, or warmonger. Or should that be warmongerer? Discuss.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigate Red Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Armed with a quivering fish sliceand sporting a pallid hue,a cluster of the slippery buggers could draw opposition defenderslike udders to a milkmaid,clearing space for a creative midfielder to pump multiple balls into the channels...Not sure it's quite Keats but sounds a bit more poetic like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 10, 2015 Report Share Posted October 10, 2015 Some years ago there was an ad on Brisbane TV which went:"Ripper Beauty Bonza Bottler Brisbane Bitter Beer Sale"Try saying that quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Some years ago there was an ad on Brisbane TV which went:"Ripper Beauty Bonza Bottler Brisbane Bitter Beer Sale"Try saying that quickly i can't even think that quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marina's Rolls Royce Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 i can't even think that quickly.We know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogkev Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 I'm convinced there must be a hidden meaning to this thread; just don't know what the hell it is. Will somebody just let me know already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 I believe it`s the name of Grimsby Town`s pwoper nawty boys who create havoc (or should that be haddock) amongst the tranquillity of the Bananarama league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 I'm convinced there must be a hidden meaning to this thread; just don't know what the hell it is. Will somebody just let me know already?I think the sole reason must be the OP was angling for some sort of compliment. Or perhaps it's just a red herring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Well he`s done us all up like a kipper and no mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCulturalBomb Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 It's all very fishy this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Could they have a place in modern football?How about Market Street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted October 11, 2015 Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 "First there was a dream, now there is reality. Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super race, a race of perfect physical specimens. YOU have been selected as its progenitors. Like gods, your offspring will return to Earth and shape it in their image. You have all served in public capacities in my terrestrial empire. Your seed, like yourselves, will pay deference to the ultimate dynasty which I alone created. From their first day on Earth they will be able to look up and know that there is law and order in the heavens." Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted October 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2015 Hugo Drax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Dear OrganYou have arrived at a propitious moment, considered to be your country's one indisputable contribution to Western civilization:AFTERNOON TEA.May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?? Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelton’s Love Gravy Posted October 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Dear Uncle,"Look after Mr Bond.See that some harm comes to him!"Yours truly,Organ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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