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Hello fellow reds.

Just a little bit of fun here, some gallows humor if you will.

Heres my effort:

9th January: West Brom 7-0 Bristol City. WBA to lead 5-0 at half time.
12th January: Greg Cunningham to score a 99th minute winner for Preston at Ashton Gate.
13th January: BCFC announce that a 1 billion pound deal has been agreed with Messi.
14th January: Messi travels to Ashton Gate for contract talks only for things to stall when Steve L checks his change and realises he cant afford his weekly wages (who'd have thought it!)
15th January: Messi signs for Middlesbrough.
16th January: Messi scores 8 goals in a 12-0 victory for Boro at Ashton Gate. All 12 goals come in stoppage time after City miss three open goals and two penalties.
20th January (AM): City to announce to signing of Bradley Dack from Gillingham. Everybody positive.
20th January (PM): Dack returns to Gillingham after saying he "didn't fit in" and "missed Gillingham too much"
23rd January: City lose 1-0 at Leeds after totally outplaying them from start to finish. Cotterill to say in his post match interview that "somebody is due a battering soon" Calls on OTIB for Gary Johnson to be reinstated after he puts Cheltenham 10 points clear at the top of the conference.
28th January: Kodjia injured or the season after tripping over a blade of grass.
31st January: Transfer window closes. No signings made. Cotterill says he's happy with what he's got because they are a "great bunch of lads going through a tough time".





Disclaimer: May not happen. We might actually sign some players and win some games!


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