Bar BS3 Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Is there any truth in him having applied..?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive user Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 The best one yet. in response, seeing as you just made it up, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CITYAREREDANDWHITE Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Where's this from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajam1212 Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Teddy Sheringham would be more believable. Imagine a Beckham after match interview. Make SOD sound interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Yep, true, saw Posh up Broadwalk earlier looking at clothes in Bon Marche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Well I think it would guarantee that I would be sat next to my wife behind the dugout next season, although I imagine we would have to fight off competition from a lot of other lovelorn people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Dipper Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Rofl, I looked at this wondering what might have happened to that daft (but I think well meaning lad). Little did I know it would be some utter rubbish trolling attempt. Far too much tripe floating around on this forum ATM... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Could Michael Owen finally be coming to Ashton Gate..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC Jordan Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, hodge said: Could Michael Owen finally be coming to Ashton Gate..... As long as it's not him replacing Dave L. It's bad enough having to listen to his voice on the telly, let alone down Ashton Gate over the tannoy every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaverickTheBritish Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Davefevs said: Yep, true, saw Posh up Broadwalk earlier looking at clothes in Bon Marche I love how Bon Marche doesn't even exist in Broadwalk any more, just to satire how unreliable OP's post was even further! Not sure if that was intentional or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 6 hours ago, Port Said Red said: Well I think it would guarantee that I would be sat next to my wife behind the dugout next season, although I imagine we would have to fight off competition from a lot of other lovelorn people! I don't know, your wife's fit and all, but we respect the institution of marriage here on OTIB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Yep it's true. I saw an expensive looking car in the car park at Ashton Gate with the initials D and B on it. Also heard that Gary Neville is homesick so is going to be assistant manager as his short time in Spain hasnt turned out how he thought it would. Paul Scholes is going to take on the under 21s (sorry Wade), Phil Neville is going to be on the coaching staff along with Nicky Butt, but Man Utd won't release Giggs from his contract to join up with his mates. Also (now don't shoot the messenger) I've been told that Sir Alex is going to be bought in to answer the phones because SL is fed up with the complaints from people about not getting through. I know this is 100% legit because SL'S racehorse Lightning McQueens vet is good mates with SAF and told me when I was cleaning his windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 33 minutes ago, Taz said: Yep it's true. I saw an expensive looking car in the car park at Ashton Gate with the initials D and B on it. Also heard that Gary Neville is homesick so is going to be assistant manager as his short time in Spain hasnt turned out how he thought it would. Paul Scholes is going to take on the under 21s (sorry Wade), Phil Neville is going to be on the coaching staff along with Nicky Butt, but Man Utd won't release Giggs from his contract to join up with his mates. Also (now don't shoot the messenger) I've been told that Sir Alex is going to be bought in to answer the phones because SL is fed up with the complaints from people about not getting through. I know this is 100% legit because SL'S racehorse Lightning McQueens vet is good mates with SAF and told me when I was cleaning his windows. Rio Ferdinand out the back selling car radios yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Just as he's building a new club stateside, this is just what he and his family needs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, BRISTOL86 said: Rio Ferdinand out the back selling car radios yeah? You've heard it too!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Lincs Red Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Hasn't Beckham bought a house near Stroud? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 8 hours ago, Davefevs said: Yep, true, saw Posh up Broadwalk earlier looking at clothes in Bon Marche and she was in poundland buying toothpaste and weightwatchers biscuits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 1 hour ago, North Lincs Red said: Hasn't Beckham bought a house near Stroud? ;-) No. He looked at one near Minchinhampton and an estate called Abbotswood at Stow on The Wold. (so I heard). Used to live next door to the latter - my kids loved the place in the snow - much of it has public access. Not remotely Beckham-esque in my view. But then, most footballers would probably try to knock it down and put up a red-brick monstrosity in its place. Didn't buy to my knowledge though - still for sale on rightmove right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedorDead BCFC Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Taz said: Yep it's true. I saw an expensive looking car in the car park at Ashton Gate with the initials D and B on it. Also heard that Gary Neville is homesick so is going to be assistant manager as his short time in Spain hasnt turned out how he thought it would. Paul Scholes is going to take on the under 21s (sorry Wade), Phil Neville is going to be on the coaching staff along with Nicky Butt, but Man Utd won't release Giggs from his contract to join up with his mates. Also (now don't shoot the messenger) I've been told that Sir Alex is going to be bought in to answer the phones because SL is fed up with the complaints from people about not getting through. I know this is 100% legit because SL'S racehorse Lightning McQueens vet is good mates with SAF and told me when I was cleaning his windows. Are you sure? I heard a similar story but Sir Alex was going to be the boot cleaner, that's what's holding the deal up for Beckham. He wants it in writing that he don't have to go into the boot room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Taz said: Yep it's true. I saw an expensive looking car in the car park at Ashton Gate with the initials D and B on it. Also heard that Gary Neville is homesick so is going to be assistant manager as his short time in Spain hasnt turned out how he thought it would. Paul Scholes is going to take on the under 21s (sorry Wade), Phil Neville is going to be on the coaching staff along with Nicky Butt, but Man Utd won't release Giggs from his contract to join up with his mates. Also (now don't shoot the messenger) I've been told that Sir Alex is going to be bought in to answer the phones because SL is fed up with the complaints from people about not getting through. I know this is 100% legit because SL'S racehorse Lightning McQueens vet is good mates with SAF and told me when I was cleaning his windows. He'd be in the technical area, wearing a sarong, or in his pants (or his missus' pants!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 53 minutes ago, North Lincs Red said: Hasn't Beckham bought a house near Stroud? ;-) this is true, I know the bloke who cleans his windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC Jimmer Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Mods should delete this thread. Its an embarrassment. OP is on a wind up (Well, I certainly hope he is). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CotswoldRed Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, Collis1 said: Mods should delete this thread. Its an embarrassment. OP is on a wind up (Well, I certainly hope he is). yep. Even the gas will be face-palming with their six fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 1 hour ago, North Lincs Red said: Hasn't Beckham bought a house near Stroud? ;-) Amberley, I think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC Jimmer Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, CotswoldRed said: yep. Even the gas will be face-palming with their six fingers. They will have a field day when they read it. Its no wonder people take this piss out of this forum sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Taz said: Yep it's true. I saw an expensive looking car in the car park at Ashton Gate with the initials D and B on it. Also heard that Gary Neville is homesick so is going to be assistant manager as his short time in Spain hasnt turned out how he thought it would. Paul Scholes is going to take on the under 21s (sorry Wade), Phil Neville is going to be on the coaching staff along with Nicky Butt, but Man Utd won't release Giggs from his contract to join up with his mates. Also (now don't shoot the messenger) I've been told that Sir Alex is going to be bought in to answer the phones because SL is fed up with the complaints from people about not getting through. I know this is 100% legit because SL'S racehorse Lightning McQueens vet is good mates with SAF and told me when I was cleaning his windows. Roy Keane also coming as Public Relations Manager. See that SL has been clever using Man U as a smokescreen, when it's really us that's been talking to Guardiola - watch this space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid in the Riot Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Busy boy in the States at the moment having just purchased some land in the Overtown neighbourhood of Miami to set us his MLS franchise 'Miami Beckham United' (yes, really). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 As he has bought a house locally and the guy at FGR, who's name completely escapes me right now, is mates with the Neville's, maybe Beckham will be putting a few quid in with the new stadium and complex they want to build up by J13..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Dawe Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 29 minutes ago, Woodsy said: As he has bought a house locally and the guy at FGR, who's name completely escapes me right now, is Vince Cable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 20 minutes ago, Jack Dawe said: Vince Cable Ha, close enough for me to remember the fella's name..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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