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Scrumpty Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, joe jordans teeth said: Holloway denies showing signs of ageing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermit the Frog Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 11 minutes ago, joe jordans teeth said: Can't believe my sister cheated on me again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 12 minutes ago, joe jordans teeth said: I'm sure he said BI££ionaire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 "Can't believe it. If my sister, wife and cousin Irene was ere mind. We'd had 1054 away ere and would've beat the numbers the gurt $hit took ere away in 1985...gurt bugger" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 I wish I could use my webbed left hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I been through two divorces................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I'd take my hand off my face, if I hadn't superglued it there this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBibs Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 If he's supposedly sorting us a new Stadium WTF was he doing looking at the tents at Go Outdoors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southstandoriginal Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 48 minutes ago, joe jordans teeth said: My brain hurts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 If I cover up one eye we only seem half as bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyC Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I thought they were the shitheads ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somerset Red Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 2 hours ago, joe jordans teeth said: Oh no, The Sheeds lost again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Omg! Not this shite again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 2 hours ago, joe jordans teeth said: When is the nightmare going to be over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfieldred Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 looks like veggie pies in Nailsworth again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 11 hours ago, joe jordans teeth said: Alf Garnett's brother realises where he could have been . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 11 hours ago, joe jordans teeth said: Having come up from the Academy ,Alfie waited patiently on the bench for his debut . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coombsy Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 11 hours ago, bcfcfinker said: When is the nightmare going to be over? Why have my eye brow drop under my nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 After only a couple of weeks owning Rovers, Wael was feeling old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 15 hours ago, joe jordans teeth said: Dopey Darryl ageing rapidly after discovering another 50,000 Sags locked out of recent game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS13 Robin Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 16 hours ago, joe jordans teeth said: That feeling you get when you realize that your mother,sister,auntie and Irene are the same woman and that all the bloody horses were at Ashton Gate yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 16 hours ago, joe jordans teeth said: Why couldn't I have been born south of the river??.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 "Shitheads keep telling me they're the biggest club in Bristol" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 20 hours ago, joe jordans teeth said: Can't believe some shithead stole nookie bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakes Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 22 hours ago, joe jordans teeth said: This time next year Rodney we could be Billionaires! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 On Saturday, March 05, 2016 at 21:21, BobbyC said: I thought they were the shitheads ? oh great, its not bath night til friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 On 05/03/2016 at 20:00, joe jordans teeth said: Ahar Jim lad! I'm a proper pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 On Saturday, March 05, 2016 at 20:00, joe jordans teeth said: I was chuffed when the magistrate hhanded down a community service order instead of a couple of months inside, til he said 'report to the Mem on matchdays til the end of the season, & you must wear a blue and white quartered Gas shirt in public for the duration of this sentence'... The cruel bastard, surely he's breached my human rights, #%&+!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 "...these bush-tucker trials are getting tougher and tougher, sorry camp I can't stand this any longer, I'm a Celibate Get Me Out ta Here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Wilde Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 On 5 March 2016 at 20:00, joe jordans teeth said: FFS why did I have to stand next to Henbury Gas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 On 05/03/2016 at 20:00, joe jordans teeth said: Forgot me eye patch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 On 05/03/2016 at 20:00, joe jordans teeth said: Wael my son, what have you done? I said Blackburn ####ing Rovers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Chasing time from hour to hour I pour the drinks and crush the flowers What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this? What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this? What have I, what have I, what have I..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daored Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 On 05/03/2016 at 20:00, joe jordans teeth said: Hope Wael brought some shares in Hargreaves & Lansdown. They he might actually be a billionaire like he keeps telling everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 On 05/03/2016 at 22:20, Robbored said: Omg! Not this shite again.... If you don't like the caption contest threads, don't read them. Zzzzzzzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwicolin Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 "Always look on the bright side of life " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 'Who said it was Fancy Dress? look a right #### now' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 On 3/5/2016 at 20:00, joe jordans teeth said: I spy with my little eye something beginning with crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 On 3/5/2016 at 20:00, joe jordans teeth said: I can't face Robboreds driving anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 On 05/03/2016 at 20:00, joe jordans teeth said: If I put my hand over my good eye and look through my bad eye..............that's better,I can't see a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 On 5 March 2016 at 20:00, joe jordans teeth said: "Tell me this is all a bad dream Mummy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 13 hours ago, Mad Cyril said: If you don't like the caption contest threads, don't read them. Zzzzzzzz. I think you misunderstood my meaning.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 7, 2016 Share Posted March 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, Robbored said: I think you misunderstood my meaning.... I wondered how long it would take, nice one RR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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