Major Isewater Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 I've just been voted Chief of the Stupid Ideals département South West Areal and i'm looking for Stupid or Silly Ideals . I think the first one was making me Head but that's another Brown envelope we shan't be opening . So i'm appealing to you , and especially young women , send me your Silly Ideals and let's nip some silliness in the bud . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 2 in 1 bucket/colander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Living in South Bristol can't help but notice that Dundry church is closed as it needs repairs (that the wealthy locals don't seem to be able to fund). My proposal, a Zip wire from the top of Dundry church tower down to the foot of Hotwells. Cutting many peoples commute, and making getting to Work and AG a lot more fun. Some of the proceeds go to CofE to repair Dundry church (seriously locals.. repair your bloody local church you skin flints). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 47 minutes ago, Fiale said: Living in South Bristol can't help but notice that Dundry church is closed as it needs repairs (that the wealthy locals don't seem to be able to fund). My proposal, a Zip wire from the top of Dundry church tower down to the foot of Hotwells. Cutting many peoples commute, and making getting to Work and AG a lot more fun. Some of the proceeds go to CofE to repair Dundry church (seriously locals.. repair your bloody local church you skin flints). You've not understood , we're cataloging " Silly " ideas . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 "The gameless video console" you spend 5 years developing a groundbreaking console, then don't bother making any games for it. You then hire a ghost writer and write a book telling your life story which sells by the millions. Easy money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: You've not understood , we're cataloging " Silly " ideas . Cool - so it's a goer then, i always thought it was a little crazy but hey... we need to start some sort of media campaign, maybe a twitter, facebook drive - start taking donations and a petition to the council. Maybe get some T-shirts printed, maybe Church Urban Network Traverse, though what would mean we would make our project C.U.N.T which might not work.. maybe more thought into the name. Who knows this time next year !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 How about dressing up in a sheet and pretending to be a rich Arab who wants to buy the Gas? What do you mean, it's already been done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 a phoneless cord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 An edible poster of your fave celebrity. I mean you'd never eat it because you'd want to keep looking at it, so pointless and stupid, I'm angry now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spandex Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 A season ticket to watch the gas worst ideal ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 A Bruzor, Razush……. Its a brush and a razor, a razor and a brush. You can shave and brush your hair at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 12 hours ago, smokey live said: A Bruzor, Razush……. Its a brush and a razor, a razor and a brush. You can shave and brush your hair at the same time Could I have one that shaves my ever dwindling head hair but combs my back, which has plentiful growth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelRobartes Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 34 minutes ago, Woodsy said: Could I have one that shaves my ever dwindling head hair but combs my back, which has plentiful growth Attach your back hair to your bonce? Two birds, one stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 1 hour ago, MichaelRobartes said: Attach your back hair to your bonce? Two birds, one stone. It has been mentioned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddevon Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Packets of spare spirit level bubbles.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 17 hours ago, BigTone said: a phoneless cord The first time i met the soon to be Mrs Isewater , she was elegant and sexy in a gownless evening strap. i'll never forget the face of the cashier as this vision of loveliness placed her Pink Andrex mega pack on the conveyor belt . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Skirting Board Ladder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Oral Agreement Form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Motorbike Ashtray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 4 hours ago, BigTone said: Oral Agreement Form I think getting prior confirmation in writing is a great idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Today i'm negotiating a European Subvention for the Association of Orphan's Parents . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathredwood Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 How about attending Cheltenham races and pissing in the toilets.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin25 Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 The moment when you drop your favorite and expensive food on the ground and pick it up and eat it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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