Rudolf Hucker Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Next time you see a footballer writhing on the floor because the nasty defender was too rough, think of this man ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35801847/rugby-players-penis-almost-torn-off-in-tackle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East End Old Boy Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 That's a load of balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Was there not a player who got a boot to the crotch a few years back. Went into the dressing room at half time and found his testicles hanging out of his scrotum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted March 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Welcome To The Jungle said: Was there not a player who got a boot to the crotch a few years back. Went into the dressing room at half time and found his testicles hanging out of his scrotum. God, I hope not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Welcome To The Jungle said: Was there not a player who got a boot to the crotch a few years back. Went into the dressing room at half time and found his testicles hanging out of his scrotum. Yep, ruptured one testicle and played on. Had to have it removed after the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Dawe Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Welcome To The Jungle said: Was there not a player who got a boot to the crotch a few years back. Went into the dressing room at half time and found his testicles hanging out of his scrotum. Yes. He was told to "grow a pair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Dawe Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, BigTone said: Yep, ruptured one testicle and played on. Had to have it removed after the game. Think mine's funnier, Tone (just this once) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Jack Dawe said: Think mine's funnier, Tone (just this once) Agreed, but just think of coming into the dressing room with one of your nads hanging by your knee ................... got tears in my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Dawe Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 8 minutes ago, BigTone said: Agreed, but just think of coming into the dressing room with one of your nads hanging by your knee ................... got tears in my eyes It's no laughing matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 I think this is a bit of a cock and ball story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 33 minutes ago, Jack Dawe said: It's no laughing matter Indeed !! Now that takes balls! In a courageous display for the ages, British rugby league player Paul Wood suffered a ruptured testicle in a match Saturday in Manchester ... and kept playing. Paul Wood, 30, who plays for the Warrington Wolves, took a knee to the groin early in the second half of the rugby league Grand Final as he was tackled by Kallum Watkins of the Leeds Rhinos. The force of the blow ruptured his right testicle, but the Warrington prop continued to play on for more than 20 minutes. "I've been hit a few times in the groin area and normally you can run it off," the married father of two told the newspaper on Monday, "but this just got worse." How bad? The size of a tennis ball, bad. "The physios kept asking me if I wanted to go off but I said, 'No I'm fine, I'll get through it.' I came off after 25 minutes and that's when it started getting really bad. It swelled up to the size of a tennis ball." Wood told the Daily Mail that winning the Grand Final was his primary focus. "I wanted us to have a chance of winning," he said. Unfortunately, Wood's heroics went for naught as Warrington lost 26-18. The ruptured testicle was removed during emergency surgery Saturday at Hope Hospital in Salford, but the doctors left his sense of humor untouched. "Just coming out the hospital to go home ... Seriously feel like I've left something?" Wood tweeted. "Tony Smith (Warrington coach) did say in his pre-match team talk last night 'your balls are on the line here guys!' I didn't think he meant literally." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Was it Rob Jones who had that unfortunate meeting with the goalpost for Liverpool. Cringed watching that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busterrimes Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Steve Mildenhall of the 15ers had an injury in the testicle region in a live Sky Game whilst playing for Swindon. I believe he need stitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busterrimes Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 1 hour ago, ZiderEyed said: Was it Rob Jones who had that unfortunate meeting with the goalpost for Liverpool. Cringed watching that. That was Phil Babb, very eye-watering moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 The worse one was the one was the rugby player who dislocated his hip, and when they put it back in the socket they got his scrotum caught......ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagy Mahal Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 13 minutes ago, Busterrimes said: Steve Mildenhall of the 15ers had an injury in the testicle region in a live Sky Game whilst playing for Swindon. I believe he need stitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 5 minutes ago, Davefevs said: The worse one was the one was the rugby player who dislocated his hip, and when they put it back in the socket they got his scrotum caught......ouch! Why did you have to mention that FFS! My eyes are watering just thinking about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 2 hours ago, BigTone said: Yep, ruptured one testicle and played on. Had to have it removed after the game. That was Alan Balls, until he changed his name............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 eye watering at the time but imagine the physio after with a young blonde student nurse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Dawe Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 18 minutes ago, Portland Bill said: That was Alan Balls, until he changed his name............. He did squeak a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted March 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 I wish I hadn't started this thread. I may not sleep tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciderhead433 Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Playing over the fields as a kid one of my mates ripped his ball open on a barbed wire fence lot of blood had to have stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 My mates brother caught his todger in his zip,it needed 4 stitches, oh how we did laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 11 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: Why did you have to mention that FFS! My eyes are watering just thinking about it! Double whammy...poor fella.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 11 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: Why did you have to mention that FFS! My eyes are watering just thinking about it! Double whammy...poor fella.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 When I was at school, a lad copped a javelin in the nutsack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 12 hours ago, Davefevs said: The worse one was the one was the rugby player who dislocated his hip, and when they put it back in the socket they got his scrotum caught......ouch! I tell people this one, Dave - no one believes me, so thank you for making me know that I have read it somewhere I cannot imagine the pain of dislocating a hip. To have someone pop it back in, and catch a knacker.....that is a rough day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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