PhatWill Posted November 24, 2003 Report Share Posted November 24, 2003 JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 1: > Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs. > During the Neverland raid, police found class As, > class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C. > > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 2: > Where's Michael going on holiday? > He's off to Tampa with the kids. > > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 3: > What did the woman on the beach say to Michael? > "Excuse me, but you're in my son" > > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 4: > How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime? > When the big hand touches the little hand. > > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 5: > What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac? > They're both old meat between young buns > > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 6: > What does Michael hand round after dinner? > The under-eights > > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 7: > What does Jackson have in common with whisky? > They both come in small tots > > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 8: > Good to see Jacko dangling his kid off the balcony. > Usually he just tosses them off. > > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 9: > What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common? > They both have boys pants half-off > > JACKO MEMORIAL JOKE 10: > Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy. > "How long before we start having ######x?" asks Michael. > Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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