Esmond Million's Bung Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 The collective name for hedgehogs is array or *****le. FFS it filtered out the word p rickle. I now have a collection of them on my land and they shall be forever called an Aizoon. PS:- and this particular Aizoon are driving my Jack Russell mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 27 minutes ago, Esmond Million's Bung said: The collective name for hedgehogs is array or *****le. FFS it filtered out the word p rickle. I now have a collection of them on my land and they shall be forever called an Aizoon. PS:- and this particular Aizoon are driving my Jack Russell mental. You do know they shit EVERYWHERE, don't you? Actually, the collective name for hedgehogs is 'mezze'. Carry on. Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted April 12, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 The answer is here http://www.uksafari.com/hedgehogs5.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Thanks Phantom, 'Carno Mezze' it is! Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 14 minutes ago, phantom said: The answer is here http://www.uksafari.com/hedgehogs5.htm ...clicked the link and for a minute thought I'd come across new song lyrics from Paul Simon, He gave us 'Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,' seemed possible that 'Seven Ways To Kill A Hedgehog' might be one of his too... (poor hogs eh? ... some pretty gruesome ends on that list .. for fork sake!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 3 hours ago, WhistleHappy said: ...clicked the link and for a minute thought I'd come across new song lyrics from Paul Simon, He gave us 'Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,' seemed possible that 'Seven Ways To Kill A Hedgehog' might be one of his too... (poor hogs eh? ... some pretty gruesome ends on that list .. for fork sake!) What is worse for a hedgehog? Being run-over and killed, or being run-over and not quite killed? Sorry to ask this at tea-time. Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 5 hours ago, Taxi for Rennie said: You do know they shit EVERYWHERE, don't you? Actually, the collective name for hedgehogs is 'mezze'. Carry on. Uncle TFR You're right! They do! I've had cafe creme cigar shaped turds on my driveway for a while now and thought it was a fox or cat or some other furry creature but no ...I've been told it's Hedgehogs! ...why do they shit so much?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 55 minutes ago, Slippin cider said: You're right! They do! I've had cafe creme cigar shaped turds on my driveway for a while now and thought it was a fox or cat or some other furry creature but no ...I've been told it's Hedgehogs! ...why do they shit so much?? Because they eat so many slugs, obviously. I like the idea of an "Aizoon of hedgehogs", BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 5 hours ago, WhistleHappy said: ...clicked the link and for a minute thought I'd come across new song lyrics from Paul Simon, He gave us 'Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover,' seemed possible that 'Seven Ways To Kill A Hedgehog' might be one of his too... (poor hogs eh? ... some pretty gruesome ends on that list .. for fork sake!) This is clearly the answer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 6 hours ago, Esmond Million's Bung said: The collective name for hedgehogs is array or *****le. FFS it filtered out the word p rickle. I now have a collection of them on my land and they shall be forever called an Aizoon. PS:- and this particular Aizoon are driving my Jack Russell mental. Aizoon graciously grants his permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Aizoon said: Because they eat so many slugs, obviously. I like the idea of an "Aizoon of hedgehogs", BTW. Don't get me wrong I'm a big hog fan and like to see them ,I just didn't realise they shat so much...although on a diet of slugs and other iglies it's hardly surprising . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 8 hours ago, Esmond Million's Bung said: The collective name for hedgehogs is array or *****le. FFS it filtered out the word p rickle. I now have a collection of them on my land and they shall be forever called an Aizoon. PS:- and this particular Aizoon are driving my Jack Russell mental. Flea ridden little buggers, best hose the dog down before you let him in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 56 minutes ago, Slippin cider said: Don't get me wrong I'm a big hog fan and like to see them ,I just didn't realise they shat so much...although on a diet of slugs and other iglies it's hardly surprising . To be fair they have that affect on me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Aizoon said: Because they eat so many slugs, obviously. I like the idea of an "Aizoon of hedgehogs", BTW. indeed, 7,000sq metres of land, hedgehogs, toads, frogs and salamanders = no slugs or snails = no plants eaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted April 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Red Right Hand said: Flea ridden little buggers, best hose the dog down before you let him in the house. This is true, luckily after every excursion around the garden Mrs Bung scrupulously checks him, if has been hodger bothering the fleas are usually around his face, he is slowly getting the message, hedgehog bothering = bath time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 20 hours ago, Esmond Million's Bung said: This is true, luckily after every excursion around the garden Mrs Bung scrupulously checks him, if has been hodger bothering the fleas are usually around his face, he is slowly getting the message, hedgehog bothering = bath time. A pretty good disincentive, I'd have thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 On 4/12/2016 at 20:54, Red Right Hand said: Flea ridden little buggers, best hose the dog down before you let him in the house. Quite a coarse example of the euphemism, but I am confident the mods didn't notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Horace is at the Gare du Nord, on his way back to Blighty. The anti-hérisson sensors have so far failed to detect him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Incidentally, the coat of arms of the Harris family contains three golden hedgehogs. I thought you'd want to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 On 4/18/2016 at 13:31, Aizoon said: Incidentally, the coat of arms of the Harris family contains three golden hedgehogs. I thought you'd want to know. Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 4 hours ago, heroMan said: I now have a collection of them on my land and they shall be forever called an Aizoon. Horace is very grateful <•¥¥. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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