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No.1: Should I feed bread to the ducks?

The issue:-

- everyone knows ducks love bread, so you feed it to them

- you should not feed bread to ducks, as it is 'bad' for them

- you badly want to feed the ducks, so you buy them some nice wild bird food / special duck food

- the ducks won't touch this other crap with a shitty stick - even in winter, and they are starving: they want bread

- you have a guilt trip about feeding them bread, as it is lethal to ducks.

 

Uncle TFR

 

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On ‎12‎/‎04‎/‎2016 at 16:39, Taxi for Rennie said:

No.1: Should I feed bread to the ducks?  YES

The issue:-

- everyone knows ducks love bread, so you feed it to them  YES

- you should not feed bread to ducks, as it is 'bad' for them  BOLLOCKS

- you badly want to feed the ducks, so you buy them some nice wild bird food / special duck food  WHICH THEY HATE UNLESS ITS IN A SANDWICH

- the ducks won't touch this other crap with a shitty stick - even in winter, and they are starving: they want bread  OF COURSE BECAUSE THEY LOVE BREAD AND NOT SAINSBURYS ORGANIC DUCK POND WEED.

- you have a guilt trip about feeding them bread, as it is lethal to ducks. NO I DON'T FEEL GUILTY AT ALL BUT DO MAKE SURE I HAVEN'T DIPPED IT IN HOISIN Source OR Source L'ORANGE BEFORE HAND AS THIS WOULD BE LIKE RUBBING SALT INTO THEIR LIGHTY ROASTING SKIN

 

Uncle TFR

MY DILEMA IS WHY WHEN I EDIT THE THREAD DOES IT KEEP CHANGING MY CORRECT SPELLING TO Source ?

 

 

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