Major Isewater Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 So what do you think it Will be ? I'm going ; 'The rest of The Swedish team are going home I will do this on my own ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: So what do you think it Will be ? I'm going ; 'The rest of The Swedish team are going home I will do this on my own ' "I would score more if my nose wasn't always offside" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Going to celebrate his move to Man U with a weeks drinking binge with Tommy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 I only score against weak teams and go missing against good defences. I'm surprised that nobody's noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: I only score against weak teams and go missing against good defences. I'm surprised that nobody's noticed. He's a very good player. I think he'll do well at United. Him, Rooney, Martial and Rashford has the potential to be a fantastic strike force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, Phileas Fogg said: He's a very good player. I think he'll do well at United. Him, Rooney, Martial and Rashford has the potential to be a fantastic strike force. Rashford sadly won't get a look in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of his pie crust Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 "I'm pregnant" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderCraig Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 33 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: I only score against weak teams and go missing against good defences. I'm surprised that nobody's noticed. That's England screwed then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 He's a nob, but he's also a fantastic footballer That goal against England - most players wouldn't have the bottle to try, let alone the technique to nail it. I'd be more inclined to watch MoTD if the Zlatan was on there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 5 minutes ago, CiderCraig said: That's England screwed then! haha bad choice, I think that back his comments up rather than destroys them. Best figures to use are from his time in Italy where it is notoriously hard to score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted June 7, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 So he's not joining us then - bloody Stockhausen ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 3 hours ago, Out of his pie crust said: "I'm pregnant" Congratulations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seventeen Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 He's an I love you? Edit: Good one OTIB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garland-sweden Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Zlatan is one of the best player in the World. He have scored 62 goals for Sweden and we are not a good team. Every club he has been in he won the leauge. Ajax. Inter, Juve, Barca PSG and so on. What he has done and can do on the pitch is more than Amazing. Dont know any player who has scored so many wondergoals. He is one of a kind. Think most people in England Watch most English football. This season has been his best ever. He is 34 and still getting better. Offcause its easier to score in France than in pl. Where ever he will play he will do good. Swedish team are depending that Zlatan will deliver. Without Zlatan we have nothing. We scored 11 and Zlatan scored 8 of them in the qualification to the Euros, says a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 23 hours ago, Phileas Fogg said: He's a very good player. I think he'll do well at United. Him, Rooney, Martial and Rashford has the potential to be a fantastic strike force. That Rooney will be on 'ees bike.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murraysrightplum Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 He has more than an onze of quality, when he gets into the box he will ponce. good moaning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 5 hours ago, Garland-sweden said: Zlatan is one of the best player in the World. He have scored 62 goals for Sweden and we are not a good team. Every club he has been in he won the leauge. Ajax. Inter, Juve, Barca PSG and so on. What he has done and can do on the pitch is more than Amazing. Dont know any player who has scored so many wondergoals. He is one of a kind. Think most people in England Watch most English football. This season has been his best ever. He is 34 and still getting better. Offcause its easier to score in France than in pl. Where ever he will play he will do good. Swedish team are depending that Zlatan will deliver. Without Zlatan we have nothing. We scored 11 and Zlatan scored 8 of them in the qualification to the Euros, says a lot. A quick google shows that I'm not alone in my opinion: Quote Zlatan Ibrahimovic has been a big hit in France since joining Paris Saint Germain in 2012, but not everybody is a fan. Former goalkeeper Jean-Paul Bertrand-Demanes, who played for France at the 1978 World Cup, left no doubt about what he thinks of the Swedish striker in an interview with L'Equipe. Bertrand-Demanes said, as translated by Marca, that Zlatan is "as thick as a plank" and "a problem for PSG" and that he "needs a good slap." "He's only good against weak teams," Bertrand-Demanes said. "To be one of the greats, you have to score against Bayern or Real Madrid, like Luis Suarez and Messi do. I don't like him at all; he doesn't want another forward by his side." http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2447049-zlatan-ibrahimovic-is-thick-and-needs-a-good-slap-says-ex-france-goalkeeper I do hope that he joins Man Utd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 16 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said: A quick google shows that I'm not alone in my opinion: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2447049-zlatan-ibrahimovic-is-thick-and-needs-a-good-slap-says-ex-france-goalkeeper I do hope that he joins Man Utd. People just don't like arrogance and nonchalance, especially in the UK. We can't deal with it. I reckon that's why people don't warm to Tyson Fury because he's bolshy and outspoken. They prefer Joshua who's the more archetypal professional athlete. That's why Zlatan divides opinion so much. I think he'll do well though, great player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 6 minutes ago, Phileas Fogg said: People just don't like arrogance and nonchalance, especially in the UK. We can't deal with it. I reckon that's why people don't warm to Tyson Fury because he's bolshy and outspoken. They prefer Joshua who's the more archetypal professional athlete. That's why Zlatan divides opinion so much. I think he'll do well though, great player. Well we both want him to join Man Utd, but for different reasons. The only problem I have with Tyson Fury is the one I have with most heavyweights - they are really boring to watch fight. I guess it's the sheer power that makes them so defensive; pretty much every middleweight (or lighter) fight is hugely entertaining. I like outspoken sportspeople who come out with other than the usual scripted mush as long as they do it in an entertaining way - that's why people so warmed to Ali and Clough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeAman08 Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 He scored 3 times in 4 matches against Chelsea and Man City this year. It's a tough adjustment scoring against a team you've not played against regularly. I'm quite sure he'd top 20 league goals in the premier league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Murraysrightplum said: He has more than an onze of quality, when he gets into the box he will ponce. good moaning He has developed a bit of a reputation for this sort of thing, but I thought he always kept them for himself, the granny and, more recently, the HughB client excepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILINFRANCE Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 4 hours ago, Eddie Hitler said: Well we both want him to join Man Utd, but for different reasons. The only problem I have with Tyson Fury is the one I have with most heavyweights - they are really boring to watch fight. I guess it's the sheer power that makes them so defensive; pretty much every middleweight (or lighter) fight is hugely entertaining. I like outspoken sportspeople who come out with other than the usual scripted mush as long as they do it in an entertaining way - that's why people so warmed to Ali and Clough. Oh, I don't know. I think Ali lost a lot of friends when he punched Yacob and, as for Clough, ten seconds chat with his Dad is hardly entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 20 minutes ago, PHILINFRANCE said: Oh, I don't know. I think Ali lost a lot of friends when he punched Yacob and, as for Clough, ten seconds chat with his Dad is hardly entertaining. Very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunnyfunt Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 5 hours ago, Eddie Hitler said: A quick google shows that I'm not alone in my opinion: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2447049-zlatan-ibrahimovic-is-thick-and-needs-a-good-slap-says-ex-france-goalkeeper I do hope that he joins Man Utd. The fact is Man Utd won't be playing the likes of Barca and Bayern next season so that point is irrelevant. If Zlatan does only score against the weaker sides that's exactly what Man Utd lacked last season. Someone who can score against the fodder. Should be a good buy for one season, the likes of Rashford will learn a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 22 minutes ago, Cunnyfunt said: The fact is Man Utd won't be playing the likes of Barca and Bayern next season so that point is irrelevant. If Zlatan does only score against the weaker sides that's exactly what Man Utd lacked last season. Someone who can score against the fodder. Should be a good buy for one season, the likes of Rashford will learn a lot. Now that is a very good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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