Slacker Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 Does anyone want to buy a pig?No questions asked.Has to be out of the house by the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 Rodney Trotter might be interested... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 What sort is it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted June 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Fiale said: What sort is it ? Sort?Are there different kinds?It is pink and made of bacon I have to be honest, pigs aren't really my field of expertise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, Fiale said: What sort is it ? ...a Peppa.... Muppet.... could be a Gloucester Old Spot, (..I'm making a right sow's ear of this,.. sorry for being such a boar.. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid in the Riot Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 1 previous owner D Cameron, 10 Downing St. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 £ 1/1s/0d ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted June 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 22 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: £ 1/1s/0d ? I get it.Do I win a prize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 12 minutes ago, Slacker said: I get it.Do I win a prize? ...you really want a 'prize pig' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Kid in the Riot said: 1 previous owner D Cameron, 10 Downing St. Who was he? Not too good at history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 14 hours ago, Slacker said: Does anyone want to buy a pig?No ques tions asked.Has to be out of the house by the weekend. Surely this should be on the transfer forum. As the agent of the pig I thought you would know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 What type of pig are we bidding for? No idiot is going to bid without seeing the goods. Uncle TFR P.S. Have you tried SwineTrader? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 .....who's selling porkies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 15 hours ago, Slacker said: Does anyone want to buy a pig?No questions asked.Has to be out of the house by the weekend. I tried to call you but there was a lot of crackling on the line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 11 minutes ago, BigTone said: I tried to call you but there was a lot of crackling on the line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 42 minutes ago, Taxi for Rennie said: You bored again Unk ? Never mind it's lunch time soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 15 hours ago, Kid in the Riot said: 1 previous owner D Cameron, 10 Downing St. if it's a pig in a poke it's Corbyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 6 hours ago, Esmond Million's Bung said: if it's a pig in a poke it's Corbyn. If you are saying Jezza is a pig, he'd better keep his mouth shut - you never know what DC will do next .......... Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted June 30, 2016 Report Share Posted June 30, 2016 13 minutes ago, Taxi for Rennie said: If you are saying Jezza is a pig, he'd better keep his mouth shut - you never know what DC will do next .......... Uncle TFR I wouldn't worry Unc, this is a man who nailed Diane Abbott, he can look after himself. Cousin EMB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 17:12, Esmond Million's Bung said: I wouldn't worry Unc, this is a man who nailed Diane Abbott, he can look after himself. Cousin EMB Not sure he had any say in the matter. 'Squeal like a hog, boy'?? Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivorguy Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 You'd better hurry if you want the pig, I understand Newcastle already have a bid in and are promising £30k pw plus as much mud as it wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Taxi for Rennie said: 'Squeal like a hog, boy'?? Uncle TFR You can but Oinkment to prevent that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted July 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Apologies in advance for this one and I have already put my coat on,but if anyone is looking for a bargain,I also have a budgie going cheep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 13 hours ago, Slacker said: Apologies in advance for this one and I have already put my coat on,but if anyone is looking for a bargain,I also have a budgie going cheep! Details... Cock? , colour ? House trained? Credit facilities? (higher perches etc?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted July 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Okay WH. A bit of background for you. 1.Probably about average for a budgie. 2.At the moment he is purple and lime.Before that he was red and white.I can supply some airfix paint but please try to keep it out of his eyes. 3.In all honesty he shits everywhere. 4.His purchasing history is beyond reproach which reflects in a healthy credit score.The only place he has overspent is Millets. If you are interested I can do you a good deal on a budgie/pig combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Slacker said: Okay WH. A bit of background for you. 1.Probably about average for a budgie. 2.At the moment he is purple and lime.Before that he was red and white.I can supply some airfix paint but please try to keep it out of his eyes. 3.In all honesty he shits everywhere. 4.His purchasing history is beyond reproach which reflects in a healthy credit score.The only place he has overspent is Millets. If you are interested I can do you a good deal on a budgie/pig combo. Budgie/Pig combo? .... Yeah right, ... you're 'avin a laugh mate,.. pigs might fly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted July 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Are you sure I can't tempt you? I really need to get the pig out of the house.In all honesty he stinks.He smells even worse now than he did when he was alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 42 minutes ago, Slacker said: Are you sure I can't tempt you? I really need to get the pig out of the house.In all honesty he stinks.He smells even worse now than he did when he was alive! Another scandal making Bristol look like a haven of wicked morons - instead of the bastion of life and truth that it is. Sad day for the City. Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted July 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 55 minutes ago, Taxi for Rennie said: Another scandal making Bristol look like a haven of wicked morons - instead of the bastion of life and truth that it is. Sad day for the City. Uncle TFR Don't worry Unc.The story is only going on the Bristol Post website so no one will see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 3 hours ago, Slacker said: Are you sure I can't tempt you? I really need to get the pig out of the house.In all honesty he stinks.He smells even worse now than he did when he was alive! Got a length of rope? .... Organise a tug-of-boar .... Pulled pork & jerky pork is flavour of the month right now.. Winner takes all. Job done! ... Add a bit of salt & peppa, lashings of sweet and sower & some dark sow Source any bad smells will be well masked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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