Fiale Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Applicants must be fit (healthy fit) and, well fit... good sense of humour, witty, intelligent and loaded (money loaded). I also have a photo-fit requirement, so you must have a passing resemblance to these people. your reward ? A relationship with me. I am working on my beer gut (going to the gym at least once a fortnight now) and can treat you to dinner (nothing fancy you know, but something hearty and filling) and cinema visits (no horror, RomCom, comedies or anything involving animals, cars, robots or guns). Please submit your application below. I like pointy ears, swords and armour ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted September 22, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 Now - back to reality ! Tinder may be the way forward for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted September 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 1 hour ago, phantom said: Now - back to reality ! Tinder may be the way forward for you? I think I have come back to reality My work colleagues blabbing about relationships for what seemed like 8 hours straight just sent me over the edge for a day or two. .... don't know what i was thinking, I'm not ready for a relationship, hell I shouldn't be allowed to keep pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 22 hours ago, Fiale said: Applicants must be fit (healthy fit) and, well fit... good sense of humour, witty, intelligent and loaded (money loaded). I also have a photo-fit requirement, so you must have a passing resemblance to these people. your reward ? A relationship with me. I am working on my beer gut (going to the gym at least once a fortnight now) and can treat you to dinner (nothing fancy you know, but something hearty and filling) and cinema visits (no horror, RomCom, comedies or anything involving animals, cars, robots or guns). Please submit your application below. I like pointy ears, swords and armour ! Hello , is it me you're looking for ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted September 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Major Isewater said: Hello , is it me you're looking for ? I remember seeing you, wern't you stoned ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 24 minutes ago, Fiale said: I remember seeing you, wern't you stoned ? No that was Saul ... yonks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Fiale said: I remember seeing you, wern't you stoned ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted September 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 24 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: I was thinking something stronger... or at least larger So brave, so handsome, so strong.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 23, 2016 Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 12 hours ago, Fiale said: I was thinking something stronger... or at least larger So brave, so handsome, so strong.... More like this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erithacus Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 Looking for a partner? My mate is selling his Teepee - only 80k miles on it, the particulate filter is knackered and the bluetooth doesn't recognise any mobile, but outside that it's cherry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 On 21/09/2016 at 16:47, Fiale said: Applicants must be fit (healthy fit) and, well fit... good sense of humour, witty, intelligent and loaded (money loaded). I also have a photo-fit requirement, so you must have a passing resemblance to these people. your reward ? A relationship with me. I am working on my beer gut (going to the gym at least once a fortnight now) and can treat you to dinner (nothing fancy you know, but something hearty and filling) and cinema visits (no horror, RomCom, comedies or anything involving animals, cars, robots or guns). Please submit your application below. I like pointy ears, swords and armour ! My cousin is free.....best discription I can say is "Arthur Mullard with a dress on"..she's a lovely cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 On 9/21/2016 at 16:47, Fiale said: Applicants must be fit (healthy fit) and, well fit... good sense of humour, witty, intelligent and loaded (money loaded). I also have a photo-fit requirement, so you must have a passing resemblance to these people. your reward ? A relationship with me. I am working on my beer gut (going to the gym at least once a fortnight now) and can treat you to dinner (nothing fancy you know, but something hearty and filling) and cinema visits (no horror, RomCom, comedies or anything involving animals, cars, robots or guns). Please submit your application below. I like pointy ears, swords and armour ! Pimping yourself on OTIB. More proof that moderators don't actually exist? Let's really test my theory:- "Quivering scoopfuls of milky-white flesh" Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 P.S. BigTone is on heat this week - give him a call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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