WhistleHappy Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 47 minutes ago, Sir Colby-Tit said: Do you want to see my elephant? I see you've been reading 'Rudolph Huckers Greatest Chat-Up Lines' the latest best-seller from a celebrated rude old fcu ker who has been there, done that, and got the 70's woollen tank tops to prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 16 hours ago, Norn Iron said: The Downendcity story has to be true as we have some paper at home made of elephant dung. It also depends on which species of elephant, ie Indian or African, is being killed by the gun. So, why have African elephants got big ears? That's a coincidence I was reading a copy of the Daily Mail. My mate noticed and said ...'' FFS! .: You do know that paper is complete bull-shit doncha? " That was news to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 14 hours ago, reddoh said: So they can hide in cherry trees Why do ducks have flat feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, Aizoon said: Why do ducks have flat feet? So they can't join the Army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFChris Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 What should you do if an elephant comes through your bedroom door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 27 minutes ago, BCFChris said: What should you do if an elephant comes through your bedroom door? swim for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddoh Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 27 minutes ago, BCFChris said: What should you do if an elephant comes through your bedroom door? or buy a new door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 2 hours ago, BCFChris said: What should you do if an elephant comes through your bedroom door? Hope he can't lob Seaman from 40 yards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 2 hours ago, BCFChris said: What should you do if an elephant comes through your bedroom door? Find your snorkel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? `Here come the elephants over the hill` What did he say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses? Nothing. He didn`t recognise them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 Blige, we really are churning out some of the oldest jokes in the world so I better post the second oldest joke.... My dog's got no nose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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